Amy Winehouse attend her husband Blake Fielder-Civil’s court hearing yesterday and surprise! She was a giant crack ball of clusterfuckage. The Sun reports:
Amy shouted to a judge “It’s like Disneyland” during her husband’s pre-trial hearing yesterday. She made the remark after the prosecutor explained how the case against BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL might be delayed by juror holidays in the summer.
At another point the Back To Black star made a “yap, yap, yap” gesture as a lawyer spoke.
An usher had already ordered her to sit down and behave, after she stood up and made a big play of rummaging in her clothes.
The singer snapped back loudly: “I’m just tucking my skirt in” before slowly sitting.
The Sun left out the part where Amy climbed up the judge’s bench and proceeded to bang the gavel while yelling “Border! Border in the fort!” Then she put on his powdered wig and crawled across the jurors laps singing “Happy Birthday, Mr. President.” There were no survivors.
Yanks?? Yikes. What is this 1942? No one even calls us that anymore.
What’s with the butt always hanging out of her mouth? Is she doing her Baretta impression, it doesn’t even look lit.
There were no survivors! AHAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC!
I think her weight is inversely proportional to the height of the beehive…
You know the abba song: THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL?
be sure: IT DOESN’T TELL YOUR STORY!!
I heard her songs on the internet. I think her voice sucks, it’s way too manly and sounds like a cackling hen. Her music also sucks, why is she famous?
PLEASE someone get that woman a sandwich. And some tooth whitener.
She is a fashion icon?
It just looks like everybody can just buy their clothes second-hand if she is going to be a fashion icon. At least she doesn’t wear her Grandma’s curtain or whatever Chloe Sevigny used to do / does.
I love you Amy! You are sacred so go ahead and do whatever you want! Like Sarah Silverman, you could kill Jesus Christ if you wanted to and they couldn’t touch you!