Amy Winehouse attend her husband Blake Fielder-Civil’s court hearing yesterday and surprise! She was a giant crack ball of clusterfuckage. The Sun reports:
Amy shouted to a judge “It’s like Disneyland” during her husband’s pre-trial hearing yesterday. She made the remark after the prosecutor explained how the case against BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL might be delayed by juror holidays in the summer.
At another point the Back To Black star made a “yap, yap, yap” gesture as a lawyer spoke.
An usher had already ordered her to sit down and behave, after she stood up and made a big play of rummaging in her clothes.
The singer snapped back loudly: “I’m just tucking my skirt in” before slowly sitting.
The Sun left out the part where Amy climbed up the judge’s bench and proceeded to bang the gavel while yelling “Border! Border in the fort!” Then she put on his powdered wig and crawled across the jurors laps singing “Happy Birthday, Mr. President.” There were no survivors.
hmm
Stop posting her pics, she is damn ugly
First…
FIRST!….THERE WERE NO SURVIORS!
420!
I finally youtubed her and listened to “fuck me pumps”
It was kinda good..
Somebody hide the crack and give her a sandwich!!
Anyways, check out this vid I just found.
An office worker goes apeshit and a surveillance camera catches it. Looks like a scene out of Office Space. My favorite is when the guy smashes the fucking keyboard over that dudes head in the beginning, enjoy:
http://www.break.com/index/office-worker-goes-absolutely-insane.html
Put a bullet behind her ear already.
This bitch is wasting my oxygen……
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That hair is never washed and must smell like a dirty fish tank. Someone please pass me the pipe
Nice one deacon!!
And, for anyone with a “case of the mondays” there’s this!!
http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=3648991
This Jew bitch is a walking talking bag of blow . . and that’s a very good thing ’cause I need to get high right this second!
Click my link and see just how much I need some more blow!
She is such a mess. Her legs are horrible! I love her voice, too bad she is such a fuck-up.
Limeys can’t even control a court room. Imagine if Judge Judy was presiding over that case she’d set Winehouse straight.. “I’m the boss, Applesauce now sit your boney ass down now!!”
I don’t know of any singer with rickets who’s as talented as Amy.
Simma dowe nah, Amy! Simma!
“giant crack ball of clusterfuckage” is classic.
no matter how ugly she is..she has perfect voice thats more than enough..
Shockingly she looks fresh and healthier than ever in these recent pics. I am proud of the baby steps she is making and we all should hold our hands together for this one and pray for her. Rare is the beauty of this lovely young woman’s voice. She is one of a kind and stands head and hair above the pack.
Light blue and light gray together what a gorgeous ensemble and how nicely her lips pout in bright red.
A blonde forlock highlights a pretty dark beehive that screams “Hear me roar people of earth”!
Yours
Randal
Thanks Deacon that was hilarious…..here it is from a different angle and with sound, second camera kicks in about half way through:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggpq5mRdxaY
I think she is trying to take a dump in pic #5.
HAHAHAHAHA …………… Thanks fish …… I needed a gigantic laugh this morning
And every time I see her, I laugh my ass off.
“Quick !! Somebody get a freaking gun and shoot whatever that is on her head.
It’s just about to consume the entire THING !!!!
(on second thought ….)
WOW YET ANOTHER ONE OF CELEBREDOMS FUCKED UP PPL. WHERE DOES HOLLYWOOD FIND THESE PPL?! SHE LOOKS A HOT FRIGGIN MESS I WISH SHE WOULD HIRE A STYLIST N A DENTIST AND A SHRINK AND A SALON OUT OF MANY OTHER THINGS
Randal that was lovely. I’m a huge fan of Wino’s. She doesn’t give a Fu(k what anybody thinks, and she’s got that big ol’ ballsy voice and can write music that holds up to the greatest poetry.
Amy, please don’t mess up and kill yourself because you have people who believe in you.
Then again, you have people who don’t.
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…………………….MUST WE CALL AN EXCORSIST?
People can we show some more love and support here. We all stand to lose too much with girl. Respect and constructive criticism is what the world needs more of.
And Lulu a sweety like yourself should speak with more sugar and leave the spices to dish lest tasty.
Yes we all adore you Amy and are here for you. We are your extended family and are praying to the man upstairs for you to get better.
With adoration
Randal
If we just dry her out in the sun we can get some good psychodelic jerky and about 10 keys of blow.
Her hair defies belief. I love it.
Amy Winehouse is by far the most talented musician of this generation. It breaks my heart, and angers me to see her engaging in so much destructive behavior. I treasure her gifts as a musician, and I am afraid she is headed quickly to disaster. She is also a very beautiful woman, who insists upon appearing like a hot mess whenever she is photographed. Her pain comes through her music, and, too her self destructive behaviors. I hope that she is able to pull things together, grow up a bit, and keep entertaining and touching us for many years to come.
She’s awesome. I wish I had the guts to be just like her. :(
Woodsie Owl, please contact Amy Winehouse…. we found your nest.
Dr. Newton, please contact Amy Winehouse… we found an exception to your Theory on Gravity.
Is she—REALLY—this fucking crazed? I mean, it’s too funny to be true. If it’s true, I kinda love her.
Put her picture on those “scared straight” anti-drug posters. Winehouse is scariest looking chick since Sandra Bernhard come upon the entertainment scene.
@12 – You rube bitch you have obviously never been in a courtroom here,
This skank just thinks she is indomitable (yeah uneducated Americans get out the dictionary for that one) and can get away with murder.
Which your Yank embassy morons PROVED by giving the slut a VISA!
Ya know – she could clean up, get the best plastic surgery and orthodontist in the world, get rid of that eye makeup, etc…
but as long as she has that hairdo she just looks so hideous.
@34 Nope, I have never been in a courtroom in England. But as a brit gutter slag such as yourself, can you describe what it’s like being tossed in the dock??
This woman is greatest human being to ever walk the planet. Have some of you even bothered to realize that maybe she acts the way that she does is because she is on a higher leve then the rest of us. She has earned the right by attaining such a tremendous degree of musicianship.
Mozart and Bach and Beethoven had nothing on this woman and I mean it. They had to bother to write long drawn out nonsense and have 100 other people play all the parts for them.
What Amy does is all by herself. And what she does is open the gates of heaven!!
#37 I just read post and it made me cry. You are so right. I would trade a vacation in Hawaii for one CD of this Angel! I have never heard anything so miraculous as Her voice before. I pray every night for her recovery.
And Randal, you too are an oasis of decency on this site overrun with filth and perversion. Please don’t let them drive you away. WE need you here love!
That’s all I can say.
she is so fucking disgusting/psychotic. why won’t anyone help her?!
Let her be. She can do all the drugs she wants and anything she wants for that mattter. She is not above the Law.
She IS the Law.
God’ Law.
The love is flowing for Amy! Let the love flow! Let the love flow!
I feel vaklempt (sobs)
Wow. I guess it is possible to be TOO thin. Yucky. I really don’t understand what is going on with her hair.
What a creature…she really reminds me of Gollum from Lord of the Rings, wearing a wig.
There has and never will be found anywhere in the universe, a more awesome person or creature or state of matter or demiurge than Amy. I feel the reason she looks the way she does is because she is getting ready to shed her mortal shard and transform into a higher state of organic essence. I really am sure of this and don’t want to be ridiculed either.
LOOK AT THE LAST PIC.
how does she make her hair like that? and how does she sleep with it like that?
she has dreads at the bottom and a big ball the size of a soccerball somehow mounted to the top of her head
not so much a “beehive’ as it is a rats nest
We will no longer tolerate anyone talking negatively about OUR divinity any longer. Leave while your soul is intact. This is your first warning.
Hear ye my brethen, for the angels await in silence,
Her voice carries upon the wind
Through the trees and over the rustling waves
Into eternity
Forever
Using foreign words to gain import is cool. As opposed to using the native tongue in a manner clear and consice. But hey, manners are out the windown in the new millenia.
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either randal is a sarcastic genius or the most earnest person on earth. i’m opting for the former, just because it’s funnier.
also, amy winehouse, what a funny guy, seriously, fu-u-uuunny!