Amy Winehouse officially needs to be put down now

July 10th, 2008 // 61 Comments

Amy Winehouse has decided she’s sexy. The shit has hit the fan, folks. I’m talking Code Red; we need snipers on the roof. It all started yesterday when Amy visited her husband Blake in prison and decided to give him a little window love, according to The Sun:

The Rehab singer was visiting hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL when she yanked her top down, pressed her boobs against a glass booth and writhed suggestively.
One visitor said: “It was not a pleasant sight. Amy seemed completely out of it.”

Amy then headed off to the Monarch where she attempted to seductively pose in front of ol’ Union Jack. (Outcome: FAIL and they had to burn the flag.) If you thought terrorism was our biggest threat, guess again. The chick above wants to show you her breasts. Let that sink in for a minute. I know battle-hardened vets, guys who were in the shit in Nam, who cried like babies when I broke the news to them. Okay, maybe I told them the Viet Cong are hiding out in her beehive, but still.


  1. billy bob

    there are crackheads in my neighbourhood that look better than her.

  2. Amy destroys what the fashion industry has tried to make us think since Kate Moss was popular: Heroine Chic, is not chic after all. It’s sweaty and gross.

  3. Lmoose

    I think she’s as freakin gross as the rest of you, but it’s pretty obvious she’s fixing her hair in these pics, not trying to pose provocatively. Except for maybe the last shot.

    She’s still yuk though.

  4. Jeffer

    Amazing…I seemed to see she had a personal account on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. Her blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle there.

  5. Horrible voice

    I can’t believe the universe wasted such energy creating people deaf and ignorant enough to consider this lump of trash talented. Her voice is terrible.
    She is nothing more than a gimmick and of course psychology is the tap root of capitalism.
    Morons.

  6. cole haan

    She is a living work of post modern “art in motion”

  7. whatever

    For only the cost of a cup of coffee a day, you can sponsor this starving crackwhore!

  8. fuck

    shes relly not that bad

    id fuck her

  9. Show us your support for Amy :)
    Send us a photo with your message to savewinehouse@gmail.com

  10. MK

    Completely sick of this woman. I think she’s a cunt who should die of AIDS. Could we get a biker to skull-fuck cancer of the AIDS of the leukemia of the eyes into her???

  11. Indignant

    Wow, the dregs with their desperately mediochre minds converge like shit flies over this soon to be corpse. Wish I had a micro-fraction of her talent, that would distract me for a while from the excruciating truth: you scum are all already dead, lifeless, pointless.

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