Amy Winehouse has decided she’s sexy. The shit has hit the fan, folks. I’m talking Code Red; we need snipers on the roof. It all started yesterday when Amy visited her husband Blake in prison and decided to give him a little window love, according to The Sun:
The Rehab singer was visiting hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL when she yanked her top down, pressed her boobs against a glass booth and writhed suggestively.
One visitor said: “It was not a pleasant sight. Amy seemed completely out of it.”
Amy then headed off to the Monarch where she attempted to seductively pose in front of ol’ Union Jack. (Outcome: FAIL and they had to burn the flag.) If you thought terrorism was our biggest threat, guess again. The chick above wants to show you her breasts. Let that sink in for a minute. I know battle-hardened vets, guys who were in the shit in Nam, who cried like babies when I broke the news to them. Okay, maybe I told them the Viet Cong are hiding out in her beehive, but still.
FIRST YOU FUCKERS!!!
I bet she smells like mothballs
shit…
that is just some ugly shit. I used to be on team amy but now….damn
She looks like a 12 year old Ethiopian boy…
Would somebody kidnap this bitch?
Ugh I can’t stand to see bad things happen to people.
At least if she gets abducted, she can either a) clean up or b) die.
As long as we don’t have to see her destroy herself.
TEAM ABDUCT WINEHOUSE!
Morning everyone!
Despite the fact that Amy’s searching herself these days, the lamp she’s carrying is very nice and is simply another extension to the unique tastes that this woman has going for her.
Love your voice Amy but as I said before, clean up your act and get back to doing what you do best – MUSIC!
Randal
She’s got cirrhosis of the liver. Her stomach is pushed out but she has no body fat, that thing probably weighs 15 lbs. Pic below, yum!
http://www.cwu.edu/~bergmane/images/Normal%20Liver,%20Fatty%20Liver,%20and%20Cirrhosis.GIF
I’m with Randal. Why can’t she be more like that nice Sir Cliff Richard? He just gets on with singing, no boobs out or drugs or upskirt shots. Just honest to goodness quality songs.
Incidentally, in the first picture is Amy trying to steal from a back-street antique emporium?
Gosh Amy!…enough already…you have so much going for you……clean up yourself…its not funny anymore
She’s bringing sexy back
The healing can start by not posting her ugly antics on line…ever again. The chick is not worthy of exposure and we haven’t done anything to deserve this kind of abuse. Knock it off with Winehouse updates…she’s done…the carcass can be disposed of in any way fitting for the kind of beast she reduced herself to….done!
Get off my dan flag you evil slut, the queen should have her beheaded to defiling the flag in that way.
Get off my dan flag you evil slut, the queen should have her beheaded to defiling the flag in that way.
I bet Jews everywhere are recoiling in horror at the antics of this pathetic Jewess.
Does she have like multiple schlerosis or something?
Why the fuck does she stand and walk like that?
The Elephant Man had better posture…..
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She has the body of a 10 year old boy. With a beehive. And Ascites. With a highball glass of bourbon. And a belly tattoo that belongs on the arm of a marine. Gah!
The Fish forgot to point out that she didn’t just go to the Monarch Pub….she decided to take a lamp while she was at it. Perez has got pics of her at the Monarch carrying around a flattened Budweiser cardboard box (to make a house with…?) with white powder in her nostrils while her friend totes the lamp around for her. For no apparent reason.
Her pictures are always so crazy and random. Running through the streets, jumping on cars, flashing herself, stealing things from bars, more random running….
keith richards in drag.
the beehive hair makes her head look like it’s three feet long.
why won’t she DIE?
She looks like Adam Sandler in drag.
All I think of when I hear about her antics are her poor parents. They must feel so bad.
She is sexy?
IF YOU LOVE TO HAVE ANIMAL-SEX, yes!!
….Not to mention she’s always half naked. The chick never seems to be wearing much clothes. No socks, just slip on shoes, tiny shorts, bikini tops and little belly shirts, running around in the middle of the nights in the streets of London in the winter, or in the middle of the cold rain, or wherever. I get cold just looking at her.
She’s as sexy as a hairy breakfast link sausage.
“Oh Billy”!
If nothing else good can be said about the US, we can say we didn’t spawn this creature, those guys from Oasis, Kate Moss, Pete Doherty, and the countless other crackmonsters.
what about bobby brown and whitney #26? CRACK IS WACK.
Oh you vile woman. Just the look in your eyes in these photos: you like mongoloid. You are the farthest thing from “sexy”. Eat a bloody burger, gain some weight. How bloody hard is it to at least cut your substance intake down, just a little? It’s not that hard, she jut doesn’t want to try.
And now she goes around hitting people. Someone should hit this wench back, hard. Watch her crumple like the diseased bag-of-bones she is.
Vile.
Oh you vile woman. Just the look in your eyes in these photos: you like mongoloid. You are the farthest thing from “sexy”. Eat a bloody burger, gain some weight. How bloody hard is it to at least cut your substance intake down, just a little? It’s not that hard, she jut doesn’t want to try.
And now she goes around hitting people. Someone should hit this wench back, hard. Watch her crumple like the diseased bag-of-bones she is.
Vile.
Looking at these pictures, I don’t understand why England still has a Muslim population/problem.
she reminds me of marilyn manson in “the beautiful people” video. check it out – it’s true!
Amy haz joined Basement Cat Recrootment Team!!!
HALP!!!
looking at these pics makes me feel better about myself :-D
i know all there is to know about the Crying Game…
Jesus fuck Amy the guy is already in jail, how much more punishment does he need? Show some compasion and leave your shirt on next time.
i think people should leave her alone, she is suffering from addiction and is clearly not in a good place right now.
Stay strong Amy!
i think people should leave her alone, she is suffering from addiction and is clearly not in a good place right now.
Stay strong Amy!
poor thing. where are her parents. guardians. somebody!! crackheads live in a totally different dimension. my ex. is one. all they can think about is where the next huff will come from.
poor thing. where are her parents. guardians. somebody!! crackheads live in a totally different dimension. my ex. is one. all they can think about is where the next huff will come from.
You nasty freaks need to leave this beautiful woman nay Diva Goddess alone. She is superior to you and can do whatever she wills.
YOU can’t .
So, shut the fuck up and know your places.
Sit. Roll over.
Beg.
Now go fetch Amy whatever she tells you to.
Ahhh the serving class never understands.
anyone else notice in the second picture that she has both an inhaler and a pack of cigs in her hand? haha AWESOME.
i so don’t like amy. First of all she sings horrible and she should stop singing.
i so don’t like amy. First of all she sings horrible and she should stop singing.
You don’t think this is hot? My biggest fantasy has always been a coked out lunatic with rat-infested hair scratching her face and drinking whiskey in a drugged-out haze, so this pretty much hits the spot for me.
when i was looking at these pictures, i swear my eyes were burning. i’m not even kidding you. i didn’t even get past the fourth picture before i had to scroll down.
Does this girl ever stabd up straight? It seems to me she always walks bend over with her booty stuck out…just wondering if anyone else has noticed?
She’s emaciated, looks like her flesh is falling off, but she has that saggy, bloated pot belly.
#42 Everything I’ve heard from her was annoying and didn’t sound very inspired.
#46 Yeah, and is that a duck walk? She walks like a cartoon character.
My asshole is so greasy and stretched out. I make Goatse look like a virgin.
What??? Not one Midnight Express reference????
i cant believe the universe wasted such an amazing voice on this wreck of a person.