Amy Winehouse is out of the hospital and it looks like her stay did some good. For once she doesn’t look like warmed over shit in make-up. I’m not saying I’d want to “hit that,” but if it were suggested, I wouldn’t completely try to bludgeon my own penis. And speaking of male genitalia, scope out this excerpt from the latest Rolling Stone. Writer Claire Hoffman sat outside Amy Winehouse’s apartment and found herself invited in by Beehive Typhoid Mary:
“I’m on a strict put-weight-on diet. I love food. I’m just stressed out.” She returns from the kitchen with an oozing white-bread-and-banana sandwich, on which she sprinkles potato chips. She hands Nicole her laptop, which is caked in fingerprints and smudges, and asks her to show me the photographs of Winehouse and her husband making out, the two of them mugging for the camera like Mickey and Mallory, passing pills to each other with their tongues. Winehouse gets up for more food. Nicole continues the slide show, and suddenly the screen flashes Winehouse’s blurry face, taken from above with a phone in one hand and a gigantic penis in her mouth.
Wow. There’s a mental image for the ages. And, now, to answer your burning question “Why? Why would you do that!?”, the immortal words of Van Morrison (made famous by Rod Stewart):
Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there’s no one else above you
Fill my heart with gladness
take away all my sadness
ease my troubles that’s what you do
Best readers ever. That’s you guys. Stay in school.
yikes, she does not “look good”, she’s had a shower within the past week, changed clothes, and had about 10 lbs of pancake makeup layered onto her “face”. if we had the sideview, there would still be plain evidence of The Plague on the sides of her face. hope she does put on some weight thought, just to keep her from puncturing the next nearly comatose dude/chick she manages to haul back to her lair and crawl on top of…
shes looking better. her face looks pretty with a bit of meat on it. the luster of her hair is coming back which says shes eating better and laying off the drugs. her skin is clearing up a bit too. i wish shed stay this way. i cant stand her fug face when shes on drugs
nice make up help ahaa
u forget to clean those disgusting nails
I lover her tattoos, but the way she looks in these photos its good thing that she can sing.
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Amy Winehouse is not death she is a Psychlo!
Is that hair real or what that is the question that has been bothering me.
I have one more question, all that money she has and she cant buy a new pair of shoes. Everytime I see a picture of her she is wearing those pink slippers or ballerina shoes.
i don’t like her style.
Ugly, nit ridden, scabby, skagged up, smack headed, dirty filthy flea bitten crack whore. I would rather shaft a farmyard animal.
Not looking like death? Then what’s the fucking point?
Do you guys know that she “lashed out” at someone at Glastonbury Festival, Uk??
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7481408.stm
“Have I Told You Lately” was WRITTEN AND MADE FAMOUS by Van Morrison in 1989 …
You are a bunch of douches. Rod Stewart has not done anything original since “Maggie May” in 1972 – other than bang Teenage Models.
“Have I Told You Lately” was WRITTEN AND MADE FAMOUS by Van Morrison in 1989 …
You are a bunch of douches. Rod Stewart has not done anything original since “Maggie May” in 1972 – other than bang Teenage Models.
“Have I Told You Lately” was WRITTEN AND MADE FAMOUS by Van Morrison in 1989 …
You are a bunch of douches. Rod Stewart has not done anything original since “Maggie May” in 1972 – other than bang Teenage Models.
“Have I Told You Lately” was WRITTEN AND MADE FAMOUS by Van Morrison in 1989 …
You are a bunch of douches. Rod Stewart has not done anything original since “Maggie May” in 1972 – other than bang Teenage Models.
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Actually, she has looked even skinnier, but recently put on some (little) weight.
This girl has got so many problems, they even say she is wearing diapers.