Amy Winehouse is out of the hospital and it looks like her stay did some good. For once she doesn’t look like warmed over shit in make-up. I’m not saying I’d want to “hit that,” but if it were suggested, I wouldn’t completely try to bludgeon my own penis. And speaking of male genitalia, scope out this excerpt from the latest Rolling Stone. Writer Claire Hoffman sat outside Amy Winehouse’s apartment and found herself invited in by Beehive Typhoid Mary:
“I’m on a strict put-weight-on diet. I love food. I’m just stressed out.” She returns from the kitchen with an oozing white-bread-and-banana sandwich, on which she sprinkles potato chips. She hands Nicole her laptop, which is caked in fingerprints and smudges, and asks her to show me the photographs of Winehouse and her husband making out, the two of them mugging for the camera like Mickey and Mallory, passing pills to each other with their tongues. Winehouse gets up for more food. Nicole continues the slide show, and suddenly the screen flashes Winehouse’s blurry face, taken from above with a phone in one hand and a gigantic penis in her mouth.
Wow. There’s a mental image for the ages. And, now, to answer your burning question “Why? Why would you do that!?”, the immortal words of Van Morrison (made famous by Rod Stewart):
Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there’s no one else above you
Fill my heart with gladness
take away all my sadness
ease my troubles that’s what you do
Best readers ever. That’s you guys. Stay in school.
RIP | June 27, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Are you gonna off yourself or something, fish? That last comment almost sounded nice… coming from you.
Mike | June 27, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Needs to lose more weight.
Sam | June 27, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Come on, be a pro. That picture MUST be posted with this story.
Jimbollina Seville | June 27, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I for one am shocked
mostly by lightning bolts
Angus | June 27, 2008 at 3:08 pm
“Gigantic” you say? hmmm…so that was Amy a couple of weeks ago. I was sure who it was. Man, were we ever wasted…
syn | June 27, 2008 at 3:08 pm
If she looks any better than usual, it is completely accidental. You know they don’t cast a reflection. As for being out during the day, I can’t explain that…but I’m working on it.
Lola | June 27, 2008 at 3:10 pm
@ pic 3
mmmm….looking good girl!
p0nk | June 27, 2008 at 3:13 pm
when did Van Morrison start doing Rod Stewart covers?
p0nk | June 27, 2008 at 3:15 pm
wtf is she stressed about? whether to smoke or inject? decisions, decisions…
Ted from LA | June 27, 2008 at 3:15 pm
She looks great. She must be hitting the gym and doing Yoga.
Mike Oxbhig | June 27, 2008 at 3:15 pm
The more she looks like a man, the more I want to get naked and slather myself in jergens. I would love to smoke her dandruff in some bible papers. just think about the chemical content.
no | June 27, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Rod stewart actually sang that song
Rob | June 27, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Van Morrison? thats Rod Stewart. Now if it was a pic of Amy Winehouse with a finger in her Butt than i guess you could reference Van Morrison’s “Brown Eye Girl”…..
idk | June 27, 2008 at 3:26 pm
does anyone else notice what shes holding in ger right hand…
veggi | June 27, 2008 at 3:26 pm
How on earth did nobody realize that it’s ROD STEWART’S song?!?!?! Wake up people!!!!!!!
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Mr. Sleepyhead | June 27, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Is that a bottle of Jack Daniels in her hand? Looks like she’s switching from one additiction to another.
The rest of the article was just a little too much information.
sportsdvl | June 27, 2008 at 3:29 pm
She looks decent in those pics, I’d do her.
Just to be safe, I would put a bag over her head and then one on mine in case hers fell off.
Mike Oxbhig | June 27, 2008 at 3:30 pm
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whatever | June 27, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Van Morrison wrote it. Rod Stewart made it famous. Doesn’t anyone get that? Probably not, because it’s not as important as the fact that those three bottles of crap liquor were chugged immediately after those pictures were snapped.
Deacon Jones | June 27, 2008 at 3:33 pm
@1
Nah, it’s Friday, he’s drunk
gffasdf | June 27, 2008 at 3:38 pm
can u believe nelson mandela told naomi campbell not to come to his birthday party cuz she was wearing some of his anti apatheit gear while havin a fit at a london airport BUT lets this slag sing at his private charity concert??
he obv just wants to hav sex with amy winehouse…that kinky old bastard!
alex troy | June 27, 2008 at 3:38 pm
“have i told you” was written by van morrison. hence, the fish’s comment that it was MADE FAMOUS by rod stewart.
Dead Pool | June 27, 2008 at 3:40 pm
She’ll get fat as hell. She needs to put weight on slowly with a higher protein diet – not a high empty calorie diet. I don’t really care. If she lives to November, I lose massive points in my dead pool.
Drunkman | June 27, 2008 at 3:41 pm
She’s so fucking decrepit…she needs to be euthanized
Starbucks | June 27, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I think she looks cute in these pics.
my comment | June 27, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Get well soon, Amy!
Show all those no-talent whores how it’s done.
Bobulo | June 27, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Real boozers wouldn’t touch those little bottles, not worth the effort.
Lola | June 27, 2008 at 3:53 pm
good LORD it took a shower for once….. HA…. no she doesn’t look like death…. death looks a whole lot better than this….. i think the reason she cleaned up a bit is because it was her anniversary with “my blakey” and she had to spend it all alone…. with her liquor and junk food
pistola | June 27, 2008 at 4:04 pm
she’s not pretty. she has problems.
but i love this woman. she is incredibly talented. and she doesn’t give a fuck about what anyone writes or thinks about her… including us.
Evil | June 27, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Wow……………….. I want to see that picture.
Harry Ballzack | June 27, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Pocket Rockets – Hell Yeah !!
A rocket of J.D – Wild Turkey & De-Luxe Vodka
She’s a woman on a mission.
Koko | June 27, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I have to wash little cottage cheesy bits of green and gray puke out of my keyboard now…
big teeth | June 27, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……… wasn’t this site funny before it started posting nothing but Amy Winehouse and anonymous chicks in bathing suits?
She does not care what anyone thinks of her... | June 27, 2008 at 4:57 pm
…which is pathological. Normal people care what others think of them. She doesn’t care because she is a rich drug addict, you dumb cunt. What does she do with her life when she is not howling horrible for absurd amounts of money? She doesn’t read anything other than tabloids. NO hobbies I would imagine. She does lots and lots of drugs and that is OK with you because you think she is “cool”.
Do you listen to any pure nonderivative music at all dear? Just pure music instrumental be it jazz or classical or what have you?
Nah it has to be easy and about easy stuff like love and fucking and this day this and that day that.
Simpletons.
Here’s hoping she fades to black once and for all.
Unraveller | June 27, 2008 at 5:46 pm
#35, you’re harsh but I like your style. Anyone who says this vacuous scarecrow is “talented” always have the same standard of reference — Britney Spears. Everything comes down to Britney Spears, and how Amy Winehouse really SINGS, but Britney uses a vocoder, and Amy Winehouse has so much passion, and Britney is so commercial and her songs are only good for a mall or the gym, and and and…. As if these are the only two pop musicians in the world, and the Amy Winehouse fans have more refined taste.
These are the same people who think “Any President would be better than Bush.” Well, actually no, the system is corrupt right to its core… Just because one is bad, doesn’t mean the other is good. It’s all arranged — all you’ll ever get is different forms of crap that trick you over and over again, until you see through all the media black-magic you’re bombarded with. So try one of those other 900,000 musicians out there. Travel back to the Baroque… Get into death metal… But by all means, turn off your fucking television.
mamadough | June 27, 2008 at 6:31 pm
did they ever check her for worms? that might be a good start, and would also explain a few things….
Ferdinand Narcos | June 27, 2008 at 7:27 pm
I came.
tom low | June 27, 2008 at 7:36 pm
hey amy, if you read this, i am ten years older than you,i am not a vip or rich, but when i die (hopefully far away in the future)’ i want you to sing on my grave and i need your confidence to dry the tears of my friends… please give life a chance…you are never alone ! in big respect to your art , tom low
HuckyDucky | June 27, 2008 at 8:15 pm
I was drunk when I snapped the picture.
surlywench | June 27, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Looks like she’s starting the weekend off right: One hand full of booze the other a box of rolling papers.
Well done, Amy.
Amazed and Confused | June 27, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Winehouse knows TECHNOLOGY????
Oh yeah, here’s the Mandela Concert:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hu9OavX3jQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tcmGGuwAoJs
joni | June 27, 2008 at 10:03 pm
…amy baby hold on…..i love your unassuming ways and your lack of
pretention. I want you to thrive in this world….I hope thriving might become
your new addiction. You are the most unique celeb of the 21st century…..
..you are a centurian Amy and you have a mind of your own and that is
rare in this world where people need to be lead. You have the rarest
qualities of any celeb ever….ever…and i love you so very much.
redsonja1313 | June 28, 2008 at 1:09 am
so what is the over/under
a Sid & Nancy Death
or give the sandwich choice: bloated Elvis overdose death on a toilet ???
she is back to the top of my death list..cha-ching
tc | June 28, 2008 at 4:06 am
YUK! Phish fancies monkey-crack-whore-features.
bibi | June 28, 2008 at 6:59 am
hellooooo , look at the bottles in her hand
wet newspaper | June 28, 2008 at 9:16 am
I’d hit it.
Amy Winehouse fan | June 28, 2008 at 11:41 am
Amy Winehouse looks like she is on the mend and that is probably to do with the police arrests as she will not want to go to jail.
She can’t spend her money on drugs in jail……
Actually she’d probably like jail alot come to think of it.
Go girl Amy!
gerard Vandenberg | June 28, 2008 at 12:59 pm
PLEASE BE PATIENT!!
CAN YOU GET ANY FRIGGIN UGLIER AND GROSS? | June 28, 2008 at 3:48 pm
God, I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY DON’T CARE ANYMORE.
I don’t give a flying shit. Die or don’t die, OD or don’t, sing or sling burgers. Who cares.
If she didn’t sing and have hit records, she’d be just another stupid, hopeless, ugly junkie on the streets of London. She’s completely pathetic. I NEVER say things like this (with the exception of Doherty), but it’d be better if she finally just OD’s so I can stop seeing pictures of this piece of crap mess.
COMMON JUNKIE.