Amy Winehouse received six nominations for the 50th Annual Grammy Awards today. She was second to Kanye West who received eight nominations. Reuters reports:
Winehouse, 24, was nominated in all four of the top categories: record of the year, album of the year, song of the year (a songwriter’s award), and best new artist.
It’s too bad Amy Winehouse has absolutely no idea what the hell a Grammy is, but it’ll be fun to see her perform. I wonder if they can get her to duet with Britney Spears. Could you imagine? Ten bucks says the Earth opens up and Satan pops out to apologize. “Sorry,” he’ll say. “I went way overboard with these two. I was drinking, playing some online poker and not really paying attention. Can you believe the blonde one had kids? Wow, didn’t see that coming. It’s cool though. I’m going to take these two back to hell with me and, I dunno, toss them in a lake of fire or something. I’m so original. Toot-a-loo!” And that’s how the devil saved Christmas. The End.
MR.Q | December 6, 2007 at 3:49 pm
FFIIRST dickheads
missj | December 6, 2007 at 3:50 pm
i think she’s a good artist. too bad she’s cracked out
MR.Q | December 6, 2007 at 3:50 pm
FFIIRST dickheads
MR.Q | December 6, 2007 at 3:50 pm
FFIIRST dickheads
Tim | December 6, 2007 at 3:54 pm
So maybe this will shut up all the morons who say “who’s this chick”? Probably not, actually…can they count to six?
lentista | December 6, 2007 at 4:01 pm
who the fuck is this crack whore…..why is the grammy’s handing out awards to this whore…. shit .. might as well give little richard one too …….lol
no way... | December 6, 2007 at 4:01 pm
I wouldn’t have said 24. 400 maybe…
How can she have been nominated for all these Grammy’s when she can’t even get through a set without being booed off the stage?
no way... | December 6, 2007 at 4:02 pm
I wouldn’t have said 24. 400 maybe…
How can she have been nominated for all these Grammy’s when she can’t even get through a set without being booed off the stage?
no way... | December 6, 2007 at 4:02 pm
I wouldn’t have said 24. 400 maybe…
How can she have been nominated for all these Grammy’s when she can’t even get through a set without being booed off the stage?
she's got... | December 6, 2007 at 4:04 pm
…really hairy arms too.
FRIST!!! | December 6, 2007 at 4:04 pm
How are her eyes THAT white??? She probably drinks more than I do (maaaybe) and my eyes are never that white. Are they real? I know her boobs are real, because they are gross. I know her face is real because my lunch came back out..
Melissa | December 6, 2007 at 4:05 pm
She’s fine, she just needs a little photoshopping.
Here’s the “still hot” Cindy Crawford without it. Must be “bad angles.” Enjoy.
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MMB | December 6, 2007 at 4:08 pm
that was hilarious fish…love the devil’s remarks…crazy devil!
MMB | December 6, 2007 at 4:08 pm
that was hilarious fish…love the devil’s remarks…crazy devil!
my comment | December 6, 2007 at 4:14 pm
She’s talented. Too bad she won’t live past 25.
sunshine | December 6, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Ugly white chick who can sing like nobody’s business, when she isn’t incoherent from the chemicals she injests. She reminds me of another ugly white chick who could sing like that – Janis Joplin. Let us hope and pray she doesn’t meet the same fate, but it is not looking good, she is spinning out of control.
RENEE... | December 6, 2007 at 4:16 pm
heehee, that was pretty fricken funny, fish guy. Why can’t we get a little more of that humor again and again?! No more of this “look at my amazing abs of steel that could crush JLH’s ass, etc,etc” garbage.
BigBoneDaddy | December 6, 2007 at 4:17 pm
This chick blows.
No talent.
EveryonePoops | December 6, 2007 at 4:20 pm
16, I’ve practically taken a beating for this before, but Janis Joplin couldn’t sing. You forgot about the plethora of “ugly black chicks” who are on the charts these days, despite the fact that they can’t sing (thank you, pro tools, for making up the difference!).
Dude, is that an English Beat blouse she has on? That shit is ill steez, yo.
Her record’s damn good, but when she takes her hair down, gophers and ants and shit come falling out of it.
Lowlands | December 6, 2007 at 4:25 pm
One gramme or six grammy?Are you sure the spelling is right?
LayDeeBug | December 6, 2007 at 4:27 pm
That’s the “I’ve been on a run for five days and don’t know what the fuck is going on” look. It’s almost sympathy inducing.
Almost
Shallo Val | December 6, 2007 at 4:29 pm
18 – yeah, big white clouds of crack smoke.
TheLostGirl | December 6, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Crackhead or not, she IS talented!
Sauron | December 6, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Hmmm,i’ll bet she’ll be in heaven with six grammy.
TheLostGirl | December 6, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Crackhead or not, she IS talented!
anonymous bastard | December 6, 2007 at 4:31 pm
wow, six grammys. Not bad for someone who is completly unknown outside of the USA/UK.
LayDeeBug | December 6, 2007 at 4:31 pm
That track mark on her left arm is gettign redder and redder all the time. I didn’t really realize she was shooting up THAT much. Actually, she’s probably mainlining the coke by now.
wow
Iambananas | December 6, 2007 at 4:34 pm
THE BANANNA IS BACK
BITCHES
Iambananas | December 6, 2007 at 4:34 pm
THE BANANNA IS BACK
BITCHES
FRIST!!! | December 6, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Nice track on her left arm..
Bitch needs to share
Jimbo | December 6, 2007 at 4:37 pm
This is why I don’t watch the Grammy’s. It is a load of crap and the bands that put out quality music get ignored every year for crap like this
Jimbo | December 6, 2007 at 4:39 pm
No needle marks. There are plenty of other good stuff that does not leave a mark..
Jimbo | December 6, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Example – Michael Bolton almost never wins.
FRIST!!! | December 6, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Jimbo you’d watch the Grammys if all the bands had to have strippers on stage with them.
Beniz | December 6, 2007 at 4:42 pm
She looks like she’d be ready will and able to give deepthroat/puking blowjobs.
Doc | December 6, 2007 at 4:45 pm
NO MORE AMY WINEHOUSE pictures/stories… PLEASE!!!!
Ript1&0 | December 6, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Damn it man, that’s not how it goes!!! Hicks wants his rock stars dead. He’d be surfing on the lake of fire with Amy for sure. Suck Satan’s cock!!!!!
Britney’s going to heaven, with all the other shitty music.
PS= I want the animal lover back. More beastial porn, Ds. My extrance into hell will be secured, dammit.
Miserable Bastard | December 6, 2007 at 4:46 pm
She must have injected so much heroin that she needed a forearm transplant. Looks like the donor was a silverback gorilla.
Jimbo | December 6, 2007 at 4:47 pm
@33 & 34 Hey troll, your ball rolled on the freeway. You need to go get it
Special Olympics Official | December 6, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Good comeback Jimbo! Everybody’s a winner!
Tess | December 6, 2007 at 4:53 pm
The fact that you guys really don’t know her from anything else other than sleazy paparazzi shots and news from her drug addiction just shows how little you know about today’s culture. She is one of the most influential singer/songwriters of this decade, her voice is phenomenal. It sucks though that she seems to be throwing it all away, in 10 years she could be so much better.
I was gonna see her last summer here in Finland, but sadly she cancelled an hour before the show.
Captain Kuntchberry | December 6, 2007 at 4:53 pm
She redefines “Looks like ASS”
The award she SHOULD be queued for should be “Most Likely to Carry SERIOUS STD”
mike | December 6, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Foul sex can be really hot.
Ted from LA | December 6, 2007 at 4:57 pm
I don’t know much about this woman, but does anyone know if her parents were primates, and if so, what type? Thanks in advance.
Ted from LA
Tess | December 6, 2007 at 4:57 pm
And BTW, I don’t see anyone making fun of the really spaced out musician guys who have been destroying their lives with drugs and looking like shit for years. Boohoo, so she doesn’t look like your ideal woman and boohoo, she’s got troubles. She’s an artist – the best ones have always been fucked up.
BunnyButt | December 6, 2007 at 4:58 pm
The great thing about her nomination is that it’ll boost her sales so she has more money to spend on drugs! Wheee!
Jimbo | December 6, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Looks like Tess has one finger on the dial and one finger on the bean
Sauron | December 6, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Husbands in jails are replaceable (unless it’s me ofcourse).But a giant music career is once in a life time opportunity.Oh,just sayin.
o3p | December 6, 2007 at 5:05 pm
holy shit she’s fucking scary looking
Jeezy | December 6, 2007 at 5:06 pm
How much is Kanye gonna bitch and whine when he doesn’t win this year?