Amy Winehouse needs to keep her pants on

December 6th, 2007 // 85 Comments

Amy Winehouse flashed her panties again yesterday which surprisingly didn’t fully assault my eyes considering she looked somewhat pulled together. Of course, by about five a.m. she was wandering around a newsstand like a caveman who just discovered fire. After spending no less than an hour trying to figure out how a tiny version of her got into all these glossy pieces of paper, Amy made a sensible purchase of an economy-size box of popsicles. You know, so she can start the day off with a healthy breakfast. Why isn’t she hosting her own children’s show? I would totally let my kid watch it. Mostly to developmentally handicap him amongst his peers as payback for destroying my wife’s vagina. But for the life lessons as well.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

  1. sad really

    she won’t die of an overdose. she and pete doherty are professional junkies who take the title seriously. Overdosing is for tikes and idiots who don’t respect the drugs.

  2. whoneedsenemies

    I think she should invite Shitney and the kids over for christmas

  3. Steven

    I don’t know…the more I see that top pic, the more I find her sexy. Sure, I’d lick her, what the hell – at least I’d get high for free.

  4. hotyute

    This tattered fucking cunt really needs Jesus.

  5. sharpeidude

    By the looks of that tat on her left should, she likes to play naughty little “Daddy” games.

  6. Daddy

    What girls doesn’t like to play dirty Daddy games?

    “Come here sweetie, Daddy will kiss it and make it all better.”

  7. hotyute

    The future of imax: John Carpenter, “a dream, a dream, i can just smell the horror”

  8. Anon

    I have never been more turned on in my life.

  9. All she needs is a hug ;) P.S I read the shots of her with white powder up her nose were toally staged to make a point.

  10. BunnyButt

    Yore all jealuz haterzzzz! Amy rox!

    Just wanted to throw that in since we haven’t had any illiterate Amy supporters comment yet.

    As for her family stepping in to help her, there’s a legal limit to what families can do, and they can’t do the one thing that might save Amy – kidnap her and lock her up until she’s clean. Sadly, it’s ultimately up to Amy to want to change, obviously she hasn’t reached that point yet, and she may die before ever getting there. Hard as it is for them, all her family can do now is wait around for any sign that she wants help and jump in when she’s ready.

    A special note for the posters who insist on typing in all caps (and there seem to be a lot more of you lately): Will you PLEASE knock it off already?????

  11. Sheva

    She’s really hawt and so cool. That is if you are a crack addict hanging out on skid row. If she came to your squat building you’d hit it, rob her and then bust a bottle of Colt 45 over her head. But not in a mean way. Just for fun.

    When I get that good crack high going, I’m really just a swell guy.

  12. Hill

    is it not completely obvious she is on crack, heroine, coke, meth, ice, and every other drug under the sun? Seriously this chick looks like death warmed over!

  13. The Rage

    looking pulled together? she has drool hanging from the corner of her mouth, how pulled together can she possibly be?

  14. sophie

    I love her shirt i wonder where she got it?

  15. sophie

    I love her shirt i wonder where she got it?

  16. 60

    WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

  17. Joy

    i seriously think she’s a meth addict.

  18. Joy

    i seriously think she’s a meth addict.

  19. Horrified

    For the love of Christ, someone get that girl some help – and a bib.

  20. hudhv uidhav

    Did anyone notice that in some pictures shes wearing yellow heels and in others she is wearing the ballerina slippers … wtf?

  21. lulu

    that chic is totally trippin balls in those pics

  22. BunnyButt

    66, continue to think you’re a rude moron.

  23. rola456789@yahoo.com

    Someone mentioned Amy Winehouse joined the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site seekingsugar.com weeks again. If true, then i can understand why she made such a change!!

  24. erica

    why the hell are there STILL pictures posted all the time of amy winehouse, she is f’ing disgusting and gross to look at, seriously, how did she get famous? i am sitting here trying to find the words to describe how absolutely disgusting and repulsive she is and looks. how about some real celebrities who are good to look up to and admire for the beauty instead of gothic drug addict trailer trash.

  25. evolve or dye

    barf…

    …tired freak show

    ….one trick pony

    What? sustanability?

  26. Narcissist

    Great story, with a happy ending!

    I think it would have been cool if Amy rode away in an ice cream truck with a teddy bear driving it, though.

    Maybe that’s dental floss hanging from her mouth. I heard that her and Blake Civil were role models for dental hygiene in the U.K.

  27. dodo

    she’s sick shit , am sure she’s crazy she look very scary and soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly

  28. L.Linus

    Now this would be some nasty pussy. I love a huge bush, but I afraid it’s has cobwebs and lices inside there.

  29. sidv

    Maybe it isn’t dental floss. Maybe it’s a tampon string. She took off her pants and then got confused about where it goes.

  30. Is that a thin line of drool hanging from her mouth? Very sad, the whole situation.

  31. KERNAL

    Her arm hair is gross looking

  32. Kimberly

    Is that a thin stream of saliva dripping from the left corner of her mouth? I wouldn’t be surprised if it was.

  33. ugly ,ugly repulsion ,look here hot pic http://www.spymac.com/details/?2316804 sweet girl .

  34. Jane B

    Some of you people make me sick. She’s a lovely person having a nightmare time… and you shower just relish abusing her.

    Sheesh: there is ugly on this site, and it ISN’T Amy. It’s you lot.

  35. surface

    OK fuckwit, you don’t like her, you think she’s ugly, a drug-addict, and a waste of time – so why do you keep talking about her? OH, I know why! Because if she wasn’t there to make fun of, you’d have nothing else to do with your pitiful little feeding-frenzy mentality. SO man, go fucking think about something, make something great and come back to me and talk shit. It’s one thing to awknowledge that she’s got problems, but it a total fucking other to make fun of her because it makes you feel good. It makes you look jealous, AND an asshole, so fuckoff and sow your talentless idiot lips shut until you have something productive to put forth.
    P.S.
    I bet your wife’s ulgier than her, you inbred baby-dick.

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