Amy Winehouse needs to keep her pants on

The Superficial | December 6, 2007 - 12:28 am

Amy Winehouse flashed her panties again yesterday which surprisingly didn’t fully assault my eyes considering she looked somewhat pulled together. Of course, by about five a.m. she was wandering around a newsstand like a caveman who just discovered fire. After spending no less than an hour trying to figure out how a tiny version of her got into all these glossy pieces of paper, Amy made a sensible purchase of an economy-size box of popsicles. You know, so she can start the day off with a healthy breakfast. Why isn’t she hosting her own children’s show? I would totally let my kid watch it. Mostly to developmentally handicap him amongst his peers as payback for destroying my wife’s vagina. But for the life lessons as well.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin