Amy Winehouse needs to keep her pants on

December 6th, 2007 // 85 Comments

Amy Winehouse flashed her panties again yesterday which surprisingly didn’t fully assault my eyes considering she looked somewhat pulled together. Of course, by about five a.m. she was wandering around a newsstand like a caveman who just discovered fire. After spending no less than an hour trying to figure out how a tiny version of her got into all these glossy pieces of paper, Amy made a sensible purchase of an economy-size box of popsicles. You know, so she can start the day off with a healthy breakfast. Why isn’t she hosting her own children’s show? I would totally let my kid watch it. Mostly to developmentally handicap him amongst his peers as payback for destroying my wife’s vagina. But for the life lessons as well.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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  1. Zocktol

    Is that spit hanging from her mouth?

    Really a dream women

  2. dandan

    oh lord.. why is she famous again? i really don’t like seeing her multiple times on here..

  3. Wow.. that is skinny…

    look here

    http://do1t.net

  4. stix

    picture no.7

    Mirror – Omfg!! is that me???!!

  5. havoc

    Mother of God……

    No.

    .

  6. deaconjones

    OMG is this girl fucked up man!!
    Was she just fucking with the paps??

    God, I wonder what drug she’s on, CAUSE I WANT SOME

  7. FOX

    She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan!I saw her profile on millionaire dating site MeetRich.com . Just curious!

  8. squirrel

    That isn’t spit in the first picture. It’s thread. Don’t you get it? Pants down . . . Needle and thread . . .

    She’s trying to stich her vagina together!

    Don’t get me started on why.

  9. Roflcer of the Lawl

    Go Amy Winehouse yourself FOX.

  10. FOX

    I’m a total douche! Go to my totally douche site MeetRich.com. You can be a douche like me.

  11. ph245

    I WOULD NOT LIKE TO DO A SEX WITH HER

  12. ph245

    I WOULD NOUT LIKE TO DO A SEX WITH HER

  13. more white trash…….great. Who is this crazy looking bitch? (yawn—-going to check elsewhere for real news)

  14. fergernauster

    Aw, Amy… did you get a new teardrop tat below her left eye to symbolize your love of and commitment to incarcerated “Blakey”?

  15. Rebecca

    Thank you SO much for fixing the picture viewing thing. (I’m eloquent like that.)

    R.

  16. G Man

    If she opens up her legs anymore the Cootch Gnats will be released and the faint smell of dirty hamper will burn your nostrils

  17. ph245

    I would NOT like to do a sex with her

  18. RichPort

    Damn… I guess this means I need to stop jerking off to her CD.

    What?

  19. fergernauster

    OK, ph245/Borat… we get it.

  20. holla@meh

    picture #6, hysterical! she looks like she’s just seen the photos of herself from the last superficial post. ya know, walking around in the middle of the night, with just a bra, all cracked out. hahaa i enjoyed that.

  21. Ch33bz

    PLEASE NOT THOSE BALLERINA SHOES AGAIN!!

  22. fergernauster

    She’s flossing her teeth and gap-holes in half of these pics… What’s on that floss? Certainly not food residue.

  23. That is just fucking scarry!!.

  24. DrTabu

    Why must we continue to see pictures of this creature? Where are pictures of Jessica Biel? Has she fallen off the earth?

  25. Alyssa

    Key, Super peeps, patrol for jerks linking to their lame site like m***r** and crap like that.

    Amy looks like hell. You know she’s going to OD any day now. This is why I have so much respect for Aerosmith and other groups who kicked the drug and still had careers… you can’t be f’ed up all the time and keep your fans

  26. theredsnapper

    is this thing human?
    i bet she dies of a drug overdose soon.
    not that i want her too, but look at this drugged out mess..
    c’mon bitch you have talent you have money and you choose to fuck yourself up in front of the whole world.. get your ass to rehab and take your life seriously, people would die to have your opportunities..
    what a dumb clam.
    i feel sorry for her fans..

  27. Ascil

    Behold! the future of Heyden Pennettieree….tadaa!! gym time gym time!

  28. LL

    Thanks, number 1, I thought I was the only one who thought that looked like drool. WTF else could it be?

    Amy Wino can really sing, it’s too bad she’s decided to go the junkie singer route, rather than the skank route (Christina A.) or the crazy route (Britney). What’s the over-under on a death by OD before she’s 30?

  29. Shallo Val

    Looks like she’s got a bit of drool in first pic and that wide eyed glare is that famous freebase /crack look. I’ve seen it in the mirror before.

  30. Texas Tranny

    At least she’s wearing panties.

  31. Shallo Val

    Oh, it is needle and thread. Well in one of the pics she’s holding spools in her hand. Maybe it’s to sew her weave in place.

  32. Canadiana

    Why is this neanderthal even being photographed?

  33. I’m blind, i’m blind, fuck, fuck, i’m blind……….

  34. Next post please. I am trying to eat breakfast again..

  35. jerry priddy

    Amy is destined to follow in the footsteps of her female predecessors…Janis Joplin – Grace Slick – Courtney Love …. They all garnered attention for their public antics when they were loaded, and none were particularly good looking when they were high. She’ll probably be a statistical footnote on the obits page before the end of 2008 at the rate SHE’s going.

  36. WhatAbout

    This has nothing to do with Amy, but what do he people who post on here regularly look like? They bash all these celebs for being a size 4 not a 0. Hmmm all I can see is a bunch of pimple faced overweight recluse hunched over their computers getting nothing out of life. I’d like to see exactly how perfect all of you guys look, as you call-out everyone else.

  37. eastcoastgirl

    Seriously, she really needs to clean up her act. it looks like her family would step and at least try to save her from herself. This will end badly at the rate she’s going.

  38. generally, i’m a huge fan of amy’s music but her behavior (especially the flop in the vma’s) appals me. i have to say that she somehow looks better in this particular post than she did before… but really, she has to stop with the drugs/alcohol/ed’s- her rotten teeth+entire image screams “sick!” to me. :)

  39. pretty hot yo!

    hey 36- I’m pretty hot. and so are a few other people on here. So, take your self describing posts somewhere else……. paris!

  40. girl

    amy loves the drinking/drugging. can’t see that changing any time soon.

  41. CHRISTY MATTHEWS

    SHE BETTER HOPE FOR HER OWN SAKE THAT SHE NEVER SOBERS UP ENOUGH TO GO BACK AND SEE HOW HORRIBLE SHE LOOKS IN ALL THE PICS THAT HAVE BEEN TAKEN OF HER JUST THIS YEAR…I WOULD KILL MYSELF OR GO BACK TO TAKING HEAVY DOSES OF DRUGS JUST TO MAKE MYSELF FORGET HOW HIDEOUS I LOOKED…ESPECIALLY IF YOU LOOK AT HER OLD PICS WHEN SHE USED TO BE CONSIDERED THICK( YES, THERE ARE SOME GOOD PICS OF HER BACK IN 2004, LOOK THEM UP, SHE WAS ACTUALLY HOT) SHE HAD GREAT LEGS, A NICE RACK, AND NO TATS!!! OH YEAH, AND SHE HAD NICE TEETH…IT’S LIKE SHE IS ONE OF THOSE POSTER KIDS FOR WHAT METH DOES TO YOU, EXCEPT SHE HAS RAPIDLY MOVED TO THE METH LOOK IN HALF THE TIME!!!! I CAN’T BELIVE SHE ISN’T EVEN 25 AND LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH MORE THAN BRITNEY EVER HAS, AND THAT IS BAD!!!!!

  42. michelle

    i would not be surprised if she has maybe one or two brain cells left.

  43. lexi

    shes so fucking ugly what the hell is she hiding in that nest on her head

  44. BARF

    This shit is bound to make a few people puke. I know I almost did.

  45. Chauncy Gardner

    Jesus – she looks like a fucking Holocaust Jew.

  46. Auntie Kryst

    @19 Funny fuckin’ post!
    @36 Just STFU, it’s the superficial where ripping on celebrities is what it’s all about. Lighten up.

  47. shanipie

    I didn’t even know human beings could be this repulsive…what is she famour for again? Living through the most experimental drug tests, the kind they won’t even do on rats?

  48. Oh, I thought she was drooling, like how you do right before to blow chunks..

  49. Texas Tranny

    This bitch got six Grammy nominations. What the fuck is up with that?

  50. H.A.L.9000

    Looks like she’s coughing up a hairball

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