Amy Winehouse needs to keep her pants on

December 6th, 2007 // 85 Comments

Amy Winehouse flashed her panties again yesterday which surprisingly didn’t fully assault my eyes considering she looked somewhat pulled together. Of course, by about five a.m. she was wandering around a newsstand like a caveman who just discovered fire. After spending no less than an hour trying to figure out how a tiny version of her got into all these glossy pieces of paper, Amy made a sensible purchase of an economy-size box of popsicles. You know, so she can start the day off with a healthy breakfast. Why isn’t she hosting her own children’s show? I would totally let my kid watch it. Mostly to developmentally handicap him amongst his peers as payback for destroying my wife’s vagina. But for the life lessons as well.

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Comments (85)

  1. Zocktol | December 6, 2007 at 10:32 am

    Is that spit hanging from her mouth?

    Really a dream women

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  2. dandan | December 6, 2007 at 10:33 am

    oh lord.. why is she famous again? i really don’t like seeing her multiple times on here..

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  3. contact | December 6, 2007 at 10:36 am

    Wow.. that is skinny…

    look here

    http://do1t.net

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  4. stix | December 6, 2007 at 10:38 am

    picture no.7

    Mirror – Omfg!! is that me???!!

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  5. havoc | December 6, 2007 at 10:40 am

    Mother of God……

    No.

    .

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  6. deaconjones | December 6, 2007 at 10:44 am

    OMG is this girl fucked up man!!
    Was she just fucking with the paps??

    God, I wonder what drug she’s on, CAUSE I WANT SOME

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  7. FOX | December 6, 2007 at 10:44 am

    She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan!I saw her profile on millionaire dating site MeetRich.com . Just curious!

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  8. squirrel | December 6, 2007 at 10:45 am

    That isn’t spit in the first picture. It’s thread. Don’t you get it? Pants down . . . Needle and thread . . .

    She’s trying to stich her vagina together!

    Don’t get me started on why.

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  9. Roflcer of the Lawl | December 6, 2007 at 10:46 am

    Go Amy Winehouse yourself FOX.

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  10. FOX | December 6, 2007 at 10:50 am

    I’m a total douche! Go to my totally douche site MeetRich.com. You can be a douche like me.

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  11. ph245 | December 6, 2007 at 10:50 am

    I WOULD NOT LIKE TO DO A SEX WITH HER

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  12. ph245 | December 6, 2007 at 10:50 am

    I WOULD NOUT LIKE TO DO A SEX WITH HER

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  13. i hate u | December 6, 2007 at 10:53 am

    more white trash…….great. Who is this crazy looking bitch? (yawn—-going to check elsewhere for real news)

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  14. fergernauster | December 6, 2007 at 10:55 am

    Aw, Amy… did you get a new teardrop tat below her left eye to symbolize your love of and commitment to incarcerated “Blakey”?

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  15. Rebecca | December 6, 2007 at 10:56 am

    Thank you SO much for fixing the picture viewing thing. (I’m eloquent like that.)

    R.

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  16. G Man | December 6, 2007 at 10:56 am

    If she opens up her legs anymore the Cootch Gnats will be released and the faint smell of dirty hamper will burn your nostrils

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  17. ph245 | December 6, 2007 at 10:57 am

    I would NOT like to do a sex with her

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  18. RichPort | December 6, 2007 at 10:58 am

    Damn… I guess this means I need to stop jerking off to her CD.

    What?

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  19. fergernauster | December 6, 2007 at 10:59 am

    OK, ph245/Borat… we get it.

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  20. holla@meh | December 6, 2007 at 11:02 am

    picture #6, hysterical! she looks like she’s just seen the photos of herself from the last superficial post. ya know, walking around in the middle of the night, with just a bra, all cracked out. hahaa i enjoyed that.

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  21. Ch33bz | December 6, 2007 at 11:08 am

    PLEASE NOT THOSE BALLERINA SHOES AGAIN!!

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  22. fergernauster | December 6, 2007 at 11:09 am

    She’s flossing her teeth and gap-holes in half of these pics… What’s on that floss? Certainly not food residue.

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  23. Jimbo | December 6, 2007 at 11:10 am

    That is just fucking scarry!!.

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  24. DrTabu | December 6, 2007 at 11:12 am

    Why must we continue to see pictures of this creature? Where are pictures of Jessica Biel? Has she fallen off the earth?

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  25. Alyssa | December 6, 2007 at 11:12 am

    Key, Super peeps, patrol for jerks linking to their lame site like m***r** and crap like that.

    Amy looks like hell. You know she’s going to OD any day now. This is why I have so much respect for Aerosmith and other groups who kicked the drug and still had careers… you can’t be f’ed up all the time and keep your fans

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  26. theredsnapper | December 6, 2007 at 11:23 am

    is this thing human?
    i bet she dies of a drug overdose soon.
    not that i want her too, but look at this drugged out mess..
    c’mon bitch you have talent you have money and you choose to fuck yourself up in front of the whole world.. get your ass to rehab and take your life seriously, people would die to have your opportunities..
    what a dumb clam.
    i feel sorry for her fans..

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  27. Ascil | December 6, 2007 at 11:34 am

    Behold! the future of Heyden Pennettieree….tadaa!! gym time gym time!

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  28. LL | December 6, 2007 at 11:34 am

    Thanks, number 1, I thought I was the only one who thought that looked like drool. WTF else could it be?

    Amy Wino can really sing, it’s too bad she’s decided to go the junkie singer route, rather than the skank route (Christina A.) or the crazy route (Britney). What’s the over-under on a death by OD before she’s 30?

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  29. Shallo Val | December 6, 2007 at 11:39 am

    Looks like she’s got a bit of drool in first pic and that wide eyed glare is that famous freebase /crack look. I’ve seen it in the mirror before.

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  30. Texas Tranny | December 6, 2007 at 11:39 am

    At least she’s wearing panties.

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  31. Shallo Val | December 6, 2007 at 11:42 am

    Oh, it is needle and thread. Well in one of the pics she’s holding spools in her hand. Maybe it’s to sew her weave in place.

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  32. Canadiana | December 6, 2007 at 11:48 am

    Why is this neanderthal even being photographed?

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  33. Italian Stallion | December 6, 2007 at 11:48 am

    I’m blind, i’m blind, fuck, fuck, i’m blind……….

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  34. Jimbo | December 6, 2007 at 12:01 pm

    Next post please. I am trying to eat breakfast again..

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  35. jerry priddy | December 6, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    Amy is destined to follow in the footsteps of her female predecessors…Janis Joplin – Grace Slick – Courtney Love …. They all garnered attention for their public antics when they were loaded, and none were particularly good looking when they were high. She’ll probably be a statistical footnote on the obits page before the end of 2008 at the rate SHE’s going.

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  36. WhatAbout | December 6, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    This has nothing to do with Amy, but what do he people who post on here regularly look like? They bash all these celebs for being a size 4 not a 0. Hmmm all I can see is a bunch of pimple faced overweight recluse hunched over their computers getting nothing out of life. I’d like to see exactly how perfect all of you guys look, as you call-out everyone else.

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  37. eastcoastgirl | December 6, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    Seriously, she really needs to clean up her act. it looks like her family would step and at least try to save her from herself. This will end badly at the rate she’s going.

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  38. vivi | December 6, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    generally, i’m a huge fan of amy’s music but her behavior (especially the flop in the vma’s) appals me. i have to say that she somehow looks better in this particular post than she did before… but really, she has to stop with the drugs/alcohol/ed’s- her rotten teeth+entire image screams “sick!” to me. :)

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  39. pretty hot yo! | December 6, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    hey 36- I’m pretty hot. and so are a few other people on here. So, take your self describing posts somewhere else……. paris!

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  40. girl | December 6, 2007 at 12:30 pm

    amy loves the drinking/drugging. can’t see that changing any time soon.

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  41. CHRISTY MATTHEWS | December 6, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    SHE BETTER HOPE FOR HER OWN SAKE THAT SHE NEVER SOBERS UP ENOUGH TO GO BACK AND SEE HOW HORRIBLE SHE LOOKS IN ALL THE PICS THAT HAVE BEEN TAKEN OF HER JUST THIS YEAR…I WOULD KILL MYSELF OR GO BACK TO TAKING HEAVY DOSES OF DRUGS JUST TO MAKE MYSELF FORGET HOW HIDEOUS I LOOKED…ESPECIALLY IF YOU LOOK AT HER OLD PICS WHEN SHE USED TO BE CONSIDERED THICK( YES, THERE ARE SOME GOOD PICS OF HER BACK IN 2004, LOOK THEM UP, SHE WAS ACTUALLY HOT) SHE HAD GREAT LEGS, A NICE RACK, AND NO TATS!!! OH YEAH, AND SHE HAD NICE TEETH…IT’S LIKE SHE IS ONE OF THOSE POSTER KIDS FOR WHAT METH DOES TO YOU, EXCEPT SHE HAS RAPIDLY MOVED TO THE METH LOOK IN HALF THE TIME!!!! I CAN’T BELIVE SHE ISN’T EVEN 25 AND LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH MORE THAN BRITNEY EVER HAS, AND THAT IS BAD!!!!!

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  42. michelle | December 6, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    i would not be surprised if she has maybe one or two brain cells left.

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  43. lexi | December 6, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    shes so fucking ugly what the hell is she hiding in that nest on her head

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  44. BARF | December 6, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    This shit is bound to make a few people puke. I know I almost did.

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  45. Chauncy Gardner | December 6, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    Jesus – she looks like a fucking Holocaust Jew.

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  46. Auntie Kryst | December 6, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    @19 Funny fuckin’ post!
    @36 Just STFU, it’s the superficial where ripping on celebrities is what it’s all about. Lighten up.

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  47. shanipie | December 6, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    I didn’t even know human beings could be this repulsive…what is she famour for again? Living through the most experimental drug tests, the kind they won’t even do on rats?

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  48. FRIST!!! | December 6, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    Oh, I thought she was drooling, like how you do right before to blow chunks..

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  49. Texas Tranny | December 6, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    This bitch got six Grammy nominations. What the fuck is up with that?

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  50. H.A.L.9000 | December 6, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    Looks like she’s coughing up a hairball

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