Amy Winehouse is out of rehab and has apparently scored herself some new digs – with the Osbournes. I smell a sitcom! Page Six reports:
She’s moving in with Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne and their daughter, Kelly, in the guesthouse of their estate outside London. The stick-figured “Rehab” singer, just out of rehab herself, is a longtime pal of Kelly, also a former rehabber. “Kelly has always been there for Amy, they are very tight,” a source tells London’s Daily Mirror.
I bet, if you walked into the Osbourne’s house while Amy Winehouse lived there, your brain would literally split in two from the onslaught of crazy. You’d be better off eating a cereal bowl full of peyote – which, coincidentally, I did before driving/riding a poodle to work. So far I’ve been unable to convince my co-workers that I’m Jesus. Looks like I’ll have to eat this marker to prove it to them. *crunch* Hmm. Tastes like butterscotch. See, Bill, I told you. Now get the messiah his coffee.
Now that would be one dinner conversation I would love to be a fly on the wall listening too…the only problem is that there is no known language that exists on earth that is used inside the Ozzy residence!
That is if you remove all of the swear words first!
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I think we can all attest that a 34C and 100 pounds, but cursed with a hideous face and a waist-to-hip ratio of a bona fide tranny, can be every bit as visually offensive as a 32A and 300 pounds. And at 5’2″, 108 pounds is the most you should ever weigh.
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club BillionaireCupid.com. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
Oh, the horror….
um..why does wino wear this same gold belt ALL the time???
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
SugarMommaMatch.c it is a site for men to date sexy women or rich women date cute men.. spoil and support
them. what a f slur..
ID STILL BONE!!!!
I can’t believe this freakshow drug addict cleaned out at the Grammy’s. Why do people want to reward a fucking train wreck like thi? She’s the worst possible example of a person who deserves NO RECOGNITION. Perhaps she has talent but, she also has a sickening destructive addiction which she fucking refuses to take responsibility for. Role model shmole model but, people DO emulate her and follow her example because she is in the public eye. I can’t believe she got her visa, many people were fighting to keep her out but, I guess the massive lack of standards won out in the end. “Send the refugee who will surely be killed back to their war torn country where there is no such thing as human rights, because we have to make room for a sick, selfish, lying, waste of skin, druggie here in the land of the free. FUCK THIS BULLSHIT. This woman is the biggest fucking coward on the planet.