Amy Winehouse is out of rehab and has apparently scored herself some new digs – with the Osbournes. I smell a sitcom! Page Six reports:
She’s moving in with Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne and their daughter, Kelly, in the guesthouse of their estate outside London. The stick-figured “Rehab” singer, just out of rehab herself, is a longtime pal of Kelly, also a former rehabber. “Kelly has always been there for Amy, they are very tight,” a source tells London’s Daily Mirror.
I bet, if you walked into the Osbourne’s house while Amy Winehouse lived there, your brain would literally split in two from the onslaught of crazy. You’d be better off eating a cereal bowl full of peyote – which, coincidentally, I did before driving/riding a poodle to work. So far I’ve been unable to convince my co-workers that I’m Jesus. Looks like I’ll have to eat this marker to prove it to them. *crunch* Hmm. Tastes like butterscotch. See, Bill, I told you. Now get the messiah his coffee.