Amy Winehouse is literally coming to pieces. She was spotted yesterday looking like the missing link and not wearing her beehive while hanging out with friends. Turns out the beehive conceals a bald spot that is either a.) a by-product of the beehive or b.) the effects of snorting more coke than Keith Richards in a silo full of blow. On top of that, someone is actually having sex with Amy (*HORF HORF HORF*) which is leading to a rapid divorce from her jailed husband Blake Fielder-Civil. Blake, apparently, has his own new lady and is ready to take Amy’s cash and run, according to The Sun:
Blake has been bragging to pals that Amy, 24, will have to pay him a seven-figure sum to get him off her back. He is set to demand at least $3 million as a divorce settlement, telling his lawyers he wants $250,000 for each month of their year-long marriage — despite being in jail for part of it.
A friend said: “Blake is convinced that Amy owes him big time. He is telling everyone that he’s got millions coming to him. She’s his meal ticket for life.”
If you’re asking me, Blake is selling himself way short. He stuck his penis in Amy’s vagina, for God’s sake! I dare you to find me a judge that won’t say Blake deserves no less than 20 gajillion dollars – or at least a Wii. I mean, seriously, I don’t know how the guy did it. These pictures alone make me want to pour hot coffee into my retina. I’m sure the drugs helped, but Jesus, there’s only so much out there. Their honeymoon alone probably secured Colombia’s economy until the Robot Revolution of 2026.
Here is a before and after pic of Amy. I hope she gets help soon before she dies.
Here is a before and after pic of Amy. I hope she gets help soon before she dies.
#100, you nailed it on the head
Hey #30,
Don’t try to compare Morbidly obese to mentally retarded. Being morbidly obese is a choice and don’t try to say it isn’t. So yes I point and laugh at Amy Winehouse and I point and laugh at the morbidly obese. They both choose to kill themselves.
drugs, drugs, drugs…a jewish wearing a cross?
I have discovered beauty. It’s name is Winehouse.
I’ve discovered beauty. It’s name is Winehouse.
Has anyone discovered beauty yet???
If so, what’s its name?
that is one scary looking dude
She makes Keith Richards look PRETTY.
I know this is the least of her worries, but I’m just curious….why isn’t she wearing a shirt???????????
She looks cute….Someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on ‘richloving.com’, a dating site for celebrities and millionaires. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!?
holy shit, she’s 24? i honestly thought she was 34
someday everyone will catch on that shes a reanimated corpse. see, zombies are REAL!
someday everyone will catch on that shes a reanimated corpse. see, zombies are REAL!
she really does look like hell on two feet. i think in about 3-4 months from now, her teeth will start falling out (if they haven’t already!)
then she can get herself one of those sleazy grills and really look the part of queen of the crack whores.
and for those bullshit fuckers who act all high and mighty giving us grief for being critical of her- get a fucking clue you goddamned dipshits! thats what this site is for!!!!!!!!!
if you don’t like it- go somewhere else and fuck off while you are at it.
i don’t give a fuck if she’s got a gazillion grammys. she is still a total disaster and deserves every ounce of criticism she gets!!
She looks like a monkey in the third picture. sad proof of evolution
She looks like a monkey in the third picture. sad proof of evolution
She looks like a monkey in the third picture. sad proof of evolution
She will die soon
I can’t decide if these pics make me want to smoke more crack, or less.
natural selection at work…
…………………………HERPES ON YOUR BACK?
I can really say that there are bums i would be less scared of being around than being around this thing.
-am i wrong for that?
Heroin is NOT CHIC !!!
People should just leave her alone, I mean, it’s so horrible. And if you guys reply saying OH THAT’S JUST FAME. Then shut the fuck up. I don’t take that kind of shit.
the problem is that you think that women like pamela anderson are what you call beauty, but they are all fake. Amy is hot and a great artist, she’s authentic, and poor all you bastards that can’t recognize talent and are just judging people by their looks. Amy is fucking awesom!
Yeah I know in Colombia we produce drugs, that is a sad story, and we have been clasified as drug dealers thanks to a few who are dedicated to that bussiness. We may produce it, but you gringos are the ones who consume it all, you always refer to aur country as a hell hole for producing drugs, why dont you just look inside yours and look at all the probles you have. Half of your population consumes drugs. We are not as stupid as you are.