Singer Amy Winehouse walked out of rehab yesterday after less than 48 hours, and then took a helicopter to London for a brain scan. The Sun reports:
Doctors ordered Amy, 23, to have the brain scan after she had a seizure during her overdose. It will reveal whether the singer has a form of epilepsy — which could have been undetected until now.
So she had a seizure after taking a cocktail of heroin, ecstasy, cocaine and horse tranquillizers and the doctors deduced she might have epilepsy? Man, these doctors are really on top of their game. I would’ve guessed it was the insane amount of drugs, but no, it was epilepsy. You could go in after getting into a horrible car accident and they’d probably diagnose you with cancer. I mean, hey, why else would you be in such bad shape?
not first | August 16, 2007 at 11:28 am
hi
Britney's Nappy Weave | August 16, 2007 at 11:29 am
Doctor’s suck. Except for Dr. Evil. Muahahahahahahahaa.
loony | August 16, 2007 at 11:30 am
go the incrediballs!!!
p911gt10c | August 16, 2007 at 11:31 am
this chick is grossly overrated.
More Ambrossio.
Goodman :The 3 time first poster *gimmick* | August 16, 2007 at 11:31 am
third
Goodman :The 3 time first poster *gimmick* | August 16, 2007 at 11:31 am
damn it 6th
Bite Me! | August 16, 2007 at 11:32 am
I did not think she even had a brain
Texas Tranny | August 16, 2007 at 11:32 am
Say…….No,No,No.
mywellrehearsedmistake | August 16, 2007 at 11:36 am
Shouldn’t that read ‘epilepsy’?…
as in [insert badly dressed pop princess/cock sucking dope smoking cocaine snorting actress here] was ‘exhausted’ and pulled out of the show/cancelled her appearance/was taken to hospital [delete as applicable]
These PR people should print off forms and highlight the bits they need.
Madea | August 16, 2007 at 11:36 am
Speaking of rehab … where has Blohan and KraziHotKelli been?
Bite Me! | August 16, 2007 at 11:38 am
Epilepsy? Nah.
Diagnosis: Halloweenface.
Malffy Hernandes | August 16, 2007 at 11:38 am
What are you kidding me?! She overdoses and not only do they have a helicopter transport her but for a brain scan for epilepsy…so fucking backwards man.
RichPort | August 16, 2007 at 11:40 am
I can diagnose over the internet. She has uglilepsy.
rmc | August 16, 2007 at 11:41 am
helicopter eh…that must have been quite the flight. USA to london. doubtful.
Jane_Says | August 16, 2007 at 11:43 am
She took a HELICOPTER to London?? I thought she was at rehab in the U.S….
LJ | August 16, 2007 at 11:44 am
The posts lately haven’t been really up to par with what I think The Superficial can do, but this post? I don’t know, it just had me laughing from the get go. NICE!
I mean…seizures?!?…thats really sad…
flavio | August 16, 2007 at 11:45 am
somebody on the thread yesterday said to watch her ‘fuck me pumps’ video cause it was teh sexy, but whoever that was, shame on you! not hot.
LJ | August 16, 2007 at 11:46 am
#10, someone asked about “she who should not be named” yesterday too. I’m pretty sure she’s like Beetlejuice…that is if we say her name one more time she’ll be back. NO one wants that so lets just enjoy the gift we’ve been given, you know, her being gone.
YouRang | August 16, 2007 at 11:49 am
That bitch is only 23? Christ, I thought she was pushing 40. Apparently heroin, cocaine, ecstasy, and horse pills, combined are tough on the body. Who’d have known.
Madea | August 16, 2007 at 11:49 am
Thanks 18.
But, seriously, who misses her? I sure as hell don’t. Annoying cunt.
lambman | August 16, 2007 at 11:51 am
Isn’t it DETOX and not REHAB when you’re there for 48 hours?
I mean we all know her feelings on going to rehab, right?
bygones, Amy is awesome her first CD rocked and the new one is 10 times better
lambman | August 16, 2007 at 11:53 am
A Winehouse before and after
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/07/winehouse270706_544x600.jpg
DON’T DO DRUGS!
Shallow Val | August 16, 2007 at 11:53 am
That’s what they said about Emily Rose, ‘cept she was invaded by demons. Maybe it’s the MothMan. Maybe Amy is being invaded by the same demons that…..SHUT THA FUCK UP!
Fucking doctors. Gee, it’s just not possible to have a seizure because your brain is so polluted with everything under the sun. It’s has to be something that SHE IS NOT RESPONSE-ABLE FOR. (Yes I meant to spell it like that, fucko!) Dog help the rest of the world in the next 25 years.
D’ya feel that…..d’ya hear that noise……it’s not the earthquake in Peru, thats the sound of the decline of Western Civilization.
arc698 | August 16, 2007 at 11:55 am
if you’re bored of reading about this druggy
go to: http://WWW.THEINNERCLOCKWORK.COM
this chick in my opinion is still pretty punk rock.
Bite Me! | August 16, 2007 at 11:56 am
@11 I knew the troll was up early this morning
YouRang | August 16, 2007 at 11:58 am
#22 Wow, she never looked good. She stood to lose nothing getting fucked up on drugs.
wedgeone | August 16, 2007 at 11:59 am
Can’t scan what’s not there.
The doctors will probably find oatmeal between her ears.
The Ghose of Funny | August 16, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Listen to Dennis Leary’s take on rehab and therapy in “No Cure For Cancer.”
Same for Kinnison (R.I.P.) Masters and geniuses those two. God I wish for the days of fucking, funny in-your-face humor. Now everyone is a pussy and “their feelings get hurt”. (in a whiny plaintive baby-girl voice)
TetterkeT | August 16, 2007 at 12:10 pm
“I’m sad that I’m famous…”
Goodman | August 16, 2007 at 12:13 pm
she’s such a fucking idiot also this pussy above is not me
LayDeeBug | August 16, 2007 at 12:17 pm
OK, it’s just getting pathetic now. I’m trying to wrap my head around why someone would post shit as other poeple on the site.
Are those the same people who as kids would take someones own hand, hit them in the face and say “Stop hitting yourself” or stand with their own hand almost touching another person and say “I’m not touching you” or the ones who would just make annoying noise for absolutely no reason because it annoyed people, or the ones who ate paste, or the ones who stayed in the closet and felt up the girls when they went to hang up their coats, or…..
(I could do this all day – what a bunch of, to quote someone on the FISH, “fucktards” – best insult I’ve ever heard)
mywellrehearsedmistake | August 16, 2007 at 12:26 pm
31. Yes, i agree, trolling is exactly like that – i used to hate that shit back then (the “why are you hitting yourself?” thing) and it was never funny and this pretending to be other people is just as sad! Get your own life, losers.
“asshats”
misslavey | August 16, 2007 at 12:29 pm
The brain scan was actually ordered 3 years ago. Because of universal health care, they’re just now getting around to the procedure.
LM | August 16, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Huh. This is probably why the doctors insisted that I must have been high when I had a couple of tonic clonic seizures back in 2001… they ran two drug tests. Nope, just good ol’ epilepsy! :D
She’s not epileptic. She’s just a junky. Besides, everyone knows you have to have at least TWO seizures to be considered epileptic. Duh.
jrzmommy | August 16, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Is ridiculous hair a symptom of epilepsy?
Superevil | August 16, 2007 at 12:50 pm
22: Am I the only on ehtat doesnt think that’s her? If the before pic is the one on the right, where’s the tattoo on her right forearm in the left pic?
Shallow Val | August 16, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Of course that’s her. the tat is light to begin with and her arm is slightly turned. C’mon, you can’t mistake that jaw, chin, everything. (por favoooor!)
Dizzybenny | August 16, 2007 at 1:01 pm
#22 thanks for that pic.
amazing that she was that hot before.
never knew the girl before recently!
LayDeeBug | August 16, 2007 at 1:09 pm
I’m fisting my own vagina right now.
mywellrehearsedmistake | August 16, 2007 at 1:10 pm
LayDeeBug, that’s awesome! Do you think I could fit my foot up in there? I’ve been practicing on my cousin, so I think I could do it.
Julia | August 16, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Epilepsy can be drug induced. ie she gave it to herself.
Geoff | August 16, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Dr. ‘ You changed your name to Winehouse’.
Winehouse ‘Yea used to be shithouse’.
jrzmommy | August 16, 2007 at 1:16 pm
22–that isn’t her, unless she had the tattoo on her right arm removed.
anon | August 16, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Another source says she actually went to a bar in London.
Some time ago she said that she’s probably dead within a year. Good for her.
LM | August 16, 2007 at 1:40 pm
“Epilepsy can be drug induced”
*Seizures* can be drug induced… epilepsy can’t be unless there is some brain damage (i.e., from loss of oxygen to the brain, or head trauma during a fall, etc., and even in those cases drugs aren’t the direct cause).
space | August 16, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Does anybody stop to think that maybe that picture was BEFORE she got her tattoo?
LayDeeBug | August 16, 2007 at 1:58 pm
WOW, I have a troll.
Thank you 39, I feel so honored.
For the record, I would never write soemthing like that. So, that said,
Fuck off Troll
lambman | August 16, 2007 at 1:58 pm
36 and 43 -
that’s TOTALLY her, here is a pic of her in the same outfit that’s from the bbc website. She’s been around in the UK for a few years her first album came out there in 2003 and that’s when these pics were taken
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40046000/jpg/_40046292_amy_winehouse_arr_300pa.jpg
LayDeeBug | August 16, 2007 at 2:01 pm
It’s good to know I still got it. I managed to piss off some unoriginal troll.
You got to be clever to keep up with me. Obvious disgusting sexual references are the only language Trolls know. That and incest remarks.
So saaaad
Julia | August 16, 2007 at 2:04 pm
epilepsy can be indirectly drug induced. excuse my semantic error.