Amy Winehouse jogs with nugget sauce

January 18th, 2008 // 215 Comments

Amy Winehouse attended her husband’s preliminary court hearing today. Blake Fielder-Civil is in jail on charges of perverting justice when he attempted to fix a trial. After leaving the hearing, Amy Winehouse went to McDonald’s where she ran around the parking lot clutching packets of McNugget sauce. I’m glad to see her husband’s legal troubles aren’t interrupting her daily routine. The McNugget run is a crucial component because it keeps Amy limber for her afternoon ritual of throwing KFC coleslaw at stray cats.

Photos: Splash News

  1. BaldAsBritney

    Where in the fuck is that crack whore I sent out to get me some nugget sauce? If she keeps my 5 bucks I’ll fuckin curb her ass…

  2. FCS

    Actually those guys at the bus stop were suicide bombers but Amy made them so sick they called it off. So basicaly she’s a hero.

  3. nita

    Ive had bad hair days but she beats me by far….

  4. haa?

    she is soooooooooooooooooooooo ugly!!!
    OmG!
    how do you get out of your house looking like f**** shit?!?!?

  5. Pardaian

    she’s so fucking hot. id bang her 10 times a day.

  6. 911

    Help!! Help!! Police!! That lady stole my nugget sauce!! She knocked me on the head and stole my nugget sauce!! She’s running away with it!! Stop!! Thief!!! Help me get back my nugget sauce!! That crazy lady stole My nugget sauce!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!

  7. RandomCommentGuy

    Good lord, she is quite a disgusting person. I’m not sure if it’s drug induced psychosis or just her birth ridden state of mind, but she is fucking insane. And unattractive too. I think her jaw protrudes further than her nose. It’s almost as wide as it is lengthy.

    /shudder

  8. Pegasus

    UGLY trailer trash whore she needs to lay off the METH

  9. Sara

    Just say no to drugs

  10. Elisabeth Brewer

    This has to be the ugliest white woman I’ve ever seen!

  11. Concerned

    Wow, all I can say is somebody help this female and do so really quick!!

  12. ciak_italy

    It’s unbelievable how you people from the anglosphere are maniacs for this lady. Certainly she looks both like a junkie and a drunk, but from the pictures you can clearly see that she is also acting. I guess she knows that people worrying for her or criticizing every tiny detail of her aspect just increase her popularity. She just needs to get uglier and uglier but she wouldn’t be that bad it she took a little care of herself. I guess you all like her even if you don’t admit it. Anyway if you go around England you find thousand of people that look exactly like her, without even being billionaires. Cmon don’t get addicted to Amy :d :d :d

  13. Bird Legs

    I like her congenitally small legs bones with no meat worsened by her drug habits and lack of hygeine and vulgar behavior and complete and utter lack of any talent in her singing. I mean, has anyone here actually listened to her sing? She is an Engish jew yet she copies the style of an American black from a bygone era. She has no range at in her voice and when she tries to sing with any force it sounds strained and horrible, not convincing and projecting vocal power. She sucks and it is bizzare that she is even known beyond say the local neighborhood she should be whoring her ugly bony ass out in.
    Yet the media promotes this drug-addled degenerate. Why is this? Who is she related it to? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I see. She is one of the chosen and can do whatever she wants. Destiny promoted by those with the clout buy out the fates and muses. The big money media. Liberal scum. Hey the retards of the world will watch and listen to what WE tell them to. WE will dictate to the peasant trash what is art (by the way, FUCK art – mostly a waste of time).
    And so the undiscerning masses waste mental energy staring at audiovisual imagry emanating from little boxes and listen to little contraptions crammed into their ears, feeding them emotion and stimulating lower mental fibers.
    On and on while the world rots and the real $$$$$$ is fed into the mouths of the greedy programmers. (Who spend their time dreaming up ways to addict us to mindless diminution of finance.)
    In the future when we visit other worlds perhaps we can perpetuate hip-hop into Alien cultures. I can see Greys and Tau-Setians gettin’ jiggy widdit and Martians singing gangsta rap outta da tops of dey head orifices.
    Ahhhhhhhhhh and all the while the Earthling Entertainment Industry gets richer and richer as the Aliens forget their own morals and past. That’s ok, we mass market a new one for them, based on a captilist/parasitic plan to take over their minds and worlds.
    Go Amy – you can do no wrong – be as disgusting as you want girl.
    I hope one day this cunt pulls out a tampon during a concert and throws it at her booing fans. They will just call her “Queen of the Bad Girls”. She will make more $$$$$$$$$$.

  14. my boyfriend says amy winehouse looks like dennis rodman now.

  15. I.C. Weiner

    she makes me wanna clutch my mcnugget packet and make sauce.

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