Amy Winehouse jogs with nugget sauce

January 18th, 2008 // 215 Comments

Amy Winehouse attended her husband’s preliminary court hearing today. Blake Fielder-Civil is in jail on charges of perverting justice when he attempted to fix a trial. After leaving the hearing, Amy Winehouse went to McDonald’s where she ran around the parking lot clutching packets of McNugget sauce. I’m glad to see her husband’s legal troubles aren’t interrupting her daily routine. The McNugget run is a crucial component because it keeps Amy limber for her afternoon ritual of throwing KFC coleslaw at stray cats.

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Comments (215)

  1. Sid | January 18, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    His lawyers will never allow it to be verified, but Tom Cruise secretly “jogs with nugget sauce.”

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  2. Ricard0 | January 18, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    Do we care?

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  3. Simo | January 18, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    This chick is crazy…it must be freezing in London at this time of the year…I should know..I’m nearby..And the blonde do is probably worse than Britney’s decision to go bald..

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  4. It's Your Fault I am Vomiting | January 18, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    Teach me to browse this site at lunch hour. Damn you!

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  5. bb | January 18, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    what a disgusting bitch! Whore!

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  6. Simo | January 18, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    This chick is crazy…it must be freezing in London at this time of the year…I should know..I’m nearby..And the blonde do is probably worse than Britney’s decision to go bald..

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  7. Jane | January 18, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    In the picture it looks like those guys are staring at a runaway miniature pony.

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  8. Katie | January 18, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    What a freak. I hope it is at least barbecue and not sweet and sour.

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  9. Hecubus | January 18, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    While at the morgue one of Lindsay Lohan’s main duties will be to stop Amy Winehouse escaping every morning.

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  10. Ellen | January 18, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    She is the craziest.

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  11. WhoCares | January 18, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    What a fucking ugly, nasty, bitch.. She needs to lay off the drugs alittle, and eat more food…

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  12. WhoCares | January 18, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    What a fucking ugly, nasty, bitch.. She needs to lay off the drugs alittle, and eat more food…

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  13. The Office Whore | January 18, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    Lunch or hair gel?

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  14. surroundedby idiots | January 18, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    that’s not Winehouse jogging. That’s Woodstock preparing for flight.

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  15. Jimbo | January 18, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    This is just the fucking ugliest thing I have even seen. Even if she had the greatest voice in the world, there is not way I could watch that contorted butt uggly face on stage for two hours.

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  16. www.usaidwhat.wordpress.com | January 18, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    thats making me hungry.

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  17. mkell | January 18, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    I’ve said it before, and it’s even more true then ever: For someone who claims to be suffer from super-anxiety over the way she looks, she sure goes to great lengths to look like total ass.

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  18. joejoe | January 18, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    (#8 I was gonna say hot mustard, but BBQ is OK too!) Efiin’ EWW!! Arunaway pony indeed! Dont insuly horses everywhere…more like a runaway pterodactyl or velociraptor. Gross!

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  19. Clem | January 18, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Her 2008 exercise regime is obviously showing results already! She’s lost some weight and the new hair-do is stunning!

    Well done Amy and keep it up – you’re looking great!

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  20. D. Richards (Father.) | January 18, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    They said Winehouse was only allowed one extra Bar-b-que sauce, yeah right! Now she’s on the run from McDonald’s lawman; Ronald McDonald.

    Looks to me like Amy walked through the drive-thru, then pulled out in to traffic, on feet. Ha-Ha!

    P.S. These pictures serve to remind us all that, yes, Amy Winehouse indeed has a digestive tract. Bluaauuaachkupa!

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  21. CJ | January 18, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    wtf… that hair… god damn it!

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  22. hot | January 18, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    lol. I have seen her photo on millionairefriends.com. It’s a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people. I will check if this is true.

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  23. Mystic Jesus | January 18, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Foreman of the Jury; We find the defendant guilty of all charges.

    Judge; Blake Fielder-Civil, I hereby sentence you to five years removal from society.

    – As Blake is led from the box by an officer of the law he looks around the court to see Amy Winehouse crying uncontrollably, with black streams of mascara streaming down her face she waves a bony arm in his direction and shouts, ‘Blake !! I’ll wait for you, I’ll be here when you get out Blake!!’

    – As Blake Fielder-Civil passes the judge’s podium he turns and speaks.

    Blake Fielder-Civil: Your honour ?

    Judge: Yes ?

    Blake Fielder-Civil: You couldn’t possibly make it ten years could you ?

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  24. Proud Scientologist | January 18, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    I take it none of you have spent the many years that I have in the pursuit of alternate wisdom that I have. I have been a scientologist now for 18 years and met my mate/wife their. We have raised our 6 children in strict accordance to the principles of our faith. Unless you truly now what you are talking about it why say anything at all unless you derive pleasure from mockery?
    Our church is not what you think it to be and Mr. Cruise is regarded in a most high esteem by us. It would be appreciated if you could find something more productive to do with your spare time then criticise things that you are not educated about.
    Thank you, respectfully

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  25. p0nk | January 18, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    Somebody told her that she tastes like chicken.

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  26. The Office Whore | January 18, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    will do 22! Thanks for the tip!

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  27. cruisingforcock | January 18, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    DRUGS ARE BAD.

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  28. Hey There Proud Scientologist | January 18, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    Okay, I’ll say it again, #24. proud scientologist…

    The right of all Americans to free expression, no matter how offensive that expression may seem to others, is the cornerstone of the liberties we as a nation hold as our highest principles . Nonetheless, I think we should fry that batshit crazy Tom Cruise bastard.

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  29. pus | January 18, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    #22 – please suck on a tail pipe

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  30. steve | January 18, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    McNuggets are a helluva drug.

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  31. the Office Whore | January 18, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    24- there, their, they’re. Just to point out ONE of your many errors..

    How do people STILL make this mistake?

    idiot.

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  32. CJ | January 18, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    #24….good one!!! I’m laughing hysterically at your attempt to humor everyone…well..me, for sure. You should do stand up!!!

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  33. cruisingforcock | January 18, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    BTW

    TCLTC

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  34. Susan | January 18, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    What’s the matter? Judging from all the comments on the Jennifer Love Hewitt story, Amy is the perfect weight for you folks. Enjoy.

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  35. Teya | January 18, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    She doesn’t look ANY healthier with less hair. She needs to gain some weight. Perhaps a drug-free lifestyle would improve matters.

    Ya think?!

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  36. Jumpin_J | January 18, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    Mmmm… nugget sauuuse… aarrgghhhhhh. Probably practicing for the day when she says “you want fries with that”.

    Scientoligist believe in aliens and modified 747 spaceplanes. Draw your own conclusions.

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  37. Sara | January 18, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    Cro-Magnon, much? Get a load of them jowls!

    Good lord, Amy! At least she should dye her hair back to black. She’d be slightly less hideous. I emphasize the “slightly.” She looks like a ghoul!

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  38. RichPort | January 18, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    33 – The question is, does C4CLRPC????

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  39. Not nice | January 18, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Aw man, she’s turning into a complete wreck, the pics just keep getting worse.

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  40. curious | January 18, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    what the hell does TCLTC stand for?

    Tom Cruise Loves the Cock?

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  41. cruisingforcock | January 18, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    38 The answer is in my pants.

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  42. gracie law | January 18, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    she is officially the worst blonde I have ever seen in my entire life.
    Amy, sober up, and dye your hair “back to black”.
    Actually, dye your hair back first.

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  43. cruisingforcock | January 18, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    40 You are correct. Don’t tell anyone. Especially those fake church people.

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  44. p0nk | January 18, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    24, mr, proud scientologist, does your ‘alternate wisdom’ include confusing forms of there/their/they’re and know/now? come back in another 18 yrs, ok?

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  45. Anonymous | January 18, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    Hey #24:

    You are obviously a brainwashed idiot. Scientology is a cult that brainwashes people and steals all their money. Not to mention, you’re all fucking insane. Now, are you going to get some of your goons to follow me and harass me? Tell lies about me to my neighbors? Hassle me with crank telephone calls? Threaten me with lawsuits?

    Please explain to me why your religion costs people so much money to move up in the ranks. Can you? Bet you can’t. Know why? Because it’s not a religion. It’s a cult. Can you say “Jonestown”?

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  46. Acro Nym(ph) | January 18, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    harsh for rp, 41′s pants are sawdust dry.

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  48. Shallow Val | January 18, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    rockin the Fred Perry. I like that shirt. Too bad there’s an ugly harpy wearing it

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  49. annoying as the spammers | January 18, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    47- wow. did you JUST come up with that?

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  50. Ted from LA | January 18, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    #24,
    You ended that proposition with a preposition.

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