Amy Winehouse is sophisticated

September 20th, 2007 // 67 Comments


  1. omgFIRST

    yeah

  2. Mandy

    At least she’s not fat, like that fucking rutting pig Britney.

  3. Me

    Check out Blake’s arms in the first pic…looks like he’s a cutter too. Nice, maybe they can start cutting each other.

  4. Oh, come on, this one is so obvious.

    “Hey, at least I’m not Kate Hudson.”

  5. Elliot

    What’s a Quarter Ponder?

  6. D4P

    Is it too much to ask for Britney to change her last name to “Crackhouse”…?

  7. Amy Winehouse

    “Hey, at least I’m not fat like Britney Spears.”

  8. Jai

    I’m going to go with “At least I’m not Britney”. Amy doesn’t have children to drag through her mess…yet. And she has the upper hand regarding vocal talent.

  9. veggi

    @5- It’s brit’s capacity of thinking.

  10. mikeybikey82

    what a slimey waste of skin

  11. wedgeone

    This is what the few non-fat Superficial female commenters look like.

  12. adeliza

    Oy Vey!

  13. veggi burgundy

    hey wedgeone, why the stupidfucker comments? As I’ve said before “I look good! Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!”

  14. Texas Tranny

    I like her outfit, love the shorts.

  15. woowoo

    “I’m going to go with “At least I’m not Britney”. Amy doesn’t have children to drag through her mess…yet. And she has the upper hand regarding vocal talent.”

    exactly. amy winehouse is already at rock bottom and it’s just sad b/c she’s talented. britney is NOT talented and i won’t care when she hits rock bottom and stays there.

  16. She has a nice ass

  17. Doesn’t anybody have a dead pool on HER???

    I say two weeks from Friday. Anyone?

  18. Texas Tranny

    Hey FRIST,
    I say before Christmas.

  19. Hey FRIST I have Lindsay Lohan

  20. What I love about this couple is they have such a Sid and Nancy feel. You know, classic romance.

  21. appa

    Her boyfriend sure has a lot of owen wilsons on his arm.

  22. I think the difference is that Britney is living in this world of delusion where she’s still Britney Spears circa five years ago, which she is not…oh god…she is not. Amy Winehouse has always played on her “bad girl” image, so Amy Winehouse being totally fucked up is just living up to expectations. Britney being totally fucked up is sad and embarrassing.

  23. Teacher

    Yeah, umm…see, it wasn’t an actual test question.

  24. Rzwrong

    1st !

  25. Giomon_Rocks

    Whoa, her husband looks like he likes razor blades way too much.

  26. havoc

    Christ, I can smell her from here.

    You know that junkie smell?

    OD already……and take Britney and OJ with you.

    .

  27. Have another rummy.

  28. lambman

    whatever, Amy’s CD is awesome and that’s all that counts. I don’t need to go see her live, don’t care how much drugs she takes or if she shoots up with prostitutes or not.

    I just hope she lives to record another CD

  29. jeffb

    Did anyone see Amy Winehouse’s performance from last night? She’s totally out of it! Check it out:

    http://www.pollsb.com/polls/poll/2382/is-amy-winehouse-doing-the-britney

  30. jrzmommy

    Look, I got news for ya…I’d flip out and be a junkie, too, if i looked like her.

  31. sad but true

    The best musicians are total messes. If they clean up, their lives become inspirational and Oprah praises them and…their music SUCKS. The sober ones can keep cranking out all that shitty pop music, leave the drunks and addicts and suicidal manic-depressives alone – they make the music that’s worth listening to.

  32. unicornzrawk

    lindsay lohan > amy winehouse > britney

  33. sportsdvl

    Looks like she’s wearing a diaper!

    #29 – nothing this pile of crack whore garbage could make should be considered “awesome”!

  34. Da Schwartz

    Like Jim Morrison and Janice Joplin all rolled into a big stinky matzaball. Oy vey, this yenta is seriously a schmizzlebobbed schtuzelfinker.

  35. Da Schwartz

    Funny, she doesn’t look Jewish!

  36. She’s a vile little reptile.

  37. adeliza

    #35—
    Have you listened to it? Quite frankly, it is awesome. I have the CD, and while I’ll slam the hell out of anyone posted on this site, she is really the only performer posted on here who has a talented singing voice.

    That aside-
    Skanky-yes
    Skeletor-yes
    Freakish-yes
    Bad fashion sense-yes
    Hellish hair-yes
    Unsanitary looking-yes
    Needs a dentist-yes

    But dat gal can sing!

  38. Hoya

    Well Britney is doable and has all her teeth. You really have to get to the basics on this one.

  39. sharpeidude

    Okay…so tell me once more why I should care about this crack whore?

  40. Annie Rexia

    Watch out for her upcoming role in “Saw IV: How Amy knawed my Dick Off With Her Snaggle Teef.”

  41. my comment

    It wasn’t so bad.

    Who shot this thing?
    I think the cameraman was on drugs.

  42. Joe

    Will someone put this ugly crackwhore out of her misery? What kind of message is she sending to the hordes of adolescent girls that listen to her crappy music? Drugs are good? Rehab is bad?

    Someone please do society (and the gene pool) a favor and put a couple of .50 caliber slugs in this woman’s head.

  43. Pikachelsea

    What a shame. She has an amazing voice, especially compared to no-talent retards like Britney Spears. Too bad she has to dress it up in all those nasty cheap-looking tattoos, drugs and diva mentality. She would be so beautiful otherwise.

  44. Tits McGee

    jesus christ. that performance was so awful. it’s like, she just simply didn’t care at all about performing. Forgetting her own words. Forgetting she was on stage, maybe…not even trying. what the HELL is she on? whatever it was, she does have about 10 points more IQ than Britney and a billion in talent. She couldn’t even SING anymore… talk about a waste.

    Britney just looked like an asshole. This one looks kinda like someone should rush her to the hospital. Like she’s about to collapse. She can’t even SING right anymore.

    I’m totally not paying to go see one of her shows, the recordings are just fine. besides, she’ll be dead within the year.

  45. What is with her and her hideous tube tops? Tube tops are for women with titties honey! Get a halter top!

  46. T

    She’s disgusting and he reminds me of Pete Doherty (who by the way is also disgusting)

  47. roughdaddy

    tmz had a pic of this chick looking out of the window people had doubt about if it was her, looking @ those pics confirm its her,,,man, she looked like herman munster in a wig without the green complexion…

  48. IF ALL KIKES LOOKED/ACTED LIKE AMY AND COURTNEY, WE WOULDN’T HAVE A PROBLEM! UNFORTUNATELY, MOST OF THEM ARE SMART, CRAFTY, AND CONTROL MOST OF THE WORLD THROUGH THE BANKS, MEDIA, AND LEGAL SYSTEMS.

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