Amy Winehouse: Is it me or is she getting sexier?

March 18th, 2008 // 140 Comments

Amy Winehouse’s face continues to be assaulted by impetigo. To combat the disease that continues to ugly her up far more than she deserves (C’mon, she was bad enough), Amy has purchased a tanning bed to install in her home. The Daily Mail reports:

However, the rash, which she has reportedly been taking antibiotics to clear up, does not appear to be healing. Presumably attempting to clear up her skin, the singer invested in a white sunbed that was delivered to her London home yesterday.
In general, Amy’s health appears to have deteriorated since her comeback Grammys performance, with her once healthy-looking skin now appears scabby, and blemished.

Amy’s condition has, obviously, worsened in the past week and right now she’s gone from just making children cry to putting a fear so cold it could freeze hell into the hearts of grown men. I’m presently typing this post huddled underneath my bed with a baseball bat. I’m not coming out until my mom gets here and checks the closet for Amy Winehouse. For my mother’s sake, I hope Amy’s not in there because, frankly, I love you, ma, but you’re getting impetigo’d in the face while I jump out the window then steal your car.

Photos: The Daily Mail, Wenn

  1. wopbobbaloobop

    IMPETIGO or CRYSTAL METHIGO

    it’s all the same.

  2. weight watchers sucks

    I’m on the Amy Winehouse Diet: I just look at this 3 times a day before every meal. I’ve lost 30 pounds already!
    PS: For those with eating disorders, eat first, THEN look at the pictures. Purging is a piece of cake!

  3. Astute

    The futility of adding her cleopatra eyeliner to that mess is a sad indication of how fucking batshit she is.

    It brings new meaning to the old saying… lipstick on a pig

  4. Dorian Gray, ‘cept different…

  5. toonkinstein

    meth mites

  6. toonkinstein

    meth mites and she’s been pickin’ up out like a good little meth head

  7. Hannibal06

    Damn, I thought the Crypt Keeper was a puppet

  8. Xooki Munster

    Holy Phantom of the Opera, Batman!

  9. Xooki Munster

    Holy Phantom of the Opera, Batman!

  10. Jim Kirk

    I dont know what to say really. Seems like people are being entertained by unkind stories of this ill woman. Seeing her picture today really, really bothered me.

    she’s dying.

  11. kygirl

    I agree 100 percent with #111′s comments……something is wrong with people who get a cheap thrill off of someones personal pain….so sad…..yes she looks like she is dying…………what if this was your daughter or sister? No wonder this world has went to hell with so many uncaring uncompassionate people….laugh and put her down but remember—what goes around comes around….

  12. fashioninja

    to #112

    Um yea…
    I don’t feel bad for junkies!
    and
    trust me I’m never gonna have a nasty face like her.

    Word.

    Don’t do meth and crack look what it does to your face

  13. squidelicious

    # 31 hey double poster, its spelled “Janis”.

  14. Kay

    Even as an artist, with tons of money, you wouldnt want to be in her shoes would you?

  15. vinxi

    looks like she has the 13th century plague!

  16. Tough Is Not Enough

    Staphylococcus aureus infection. Not MRSA. Allowed to spread, earlier, when misdiagnosed as an allergic reaction to makeup. Methadone withdrawal symptom called “blood itch” facilitated spread on her face. SLEEPING GLOVES MANDATORY. Now being treated with antibiotics, the tanning bed, and daily cleanings. Originally she was “tricked out” into heroin addiction by the current husband Blake Fielder-Civil, through use of a date rape drug. Anybody here got a harder life ???

  17. Tough Is Not Enough

    Staphylococcus aureus infection. Not MRSA. Allowed to spread, earlier, when misdiagnosed as an allergic reaction to makeup. Methadone withdrawal symptom called “blood itch” facilitated spread on her face. SLEEPING GLOVES MANDATORY. Now being treated with antibiotics, the tanning bed, and daily cleanings. Originally she was “tricked out” into heroin addiction by the current husband Blake Fielder-Civil, through use of a date rape drug. Anybody here got a harder life ???

  18. Tough Is Not Enough

    Staphylococcus aureus infection. Not MRSA. Allowed to spread, earlier, when misdiagnosed as an allergic reaction to makeup. Methadone withdrawal symptom called “blood itch” facilitated spread on her face. SLEEPING GLOVES MANDATORY. Now being treated with antibiotics, the tanning bed, and daily cleanings. Originally she was “tricked out” into heroin addiction by the current husband Blake Fielder-Civil, through use of a date rape drug. Anybody here got a harder life ???

  19. Kost2Kost

    I think here music is great. But her face not so much. She needs to see a dermatologist. Badly

  20. momo

    look like keef in the 70s

  21. Xooki Munster

    #117-#119 – Triple posting really brings your point closer to home, doesn’t it? Just kidding! All you Wineheads boohooing about ‘poor Amy’, ask yourself. Has she written to you at your blessed site? Has she even acknowledged your existence? Honestly, you people are like neglected lovers whose significant other keeps cheating, lying and laughing at you behind your back. True, a lot of the remarks are cruel, but people are tired of wealthy, pampered, and well-fed stars and their many antics.

    Again, I’LL BET YA, if it was a coworker, relative or a next door neighbor going thru the VERY SAME ISSUES, as Winehouse, you’d join in on the roasting. Spare me the towel wringing and weeping about someone that doesn’t give two damns and a f*ck about you.

  22. Sarah

    I love how everyone who comes on this site automatically becomes an expert in medicine and/or drug abuse symptoms. If you don’t like her, why not just stick to saying, “I don’t like her” instead of sounding like a moron and insulting her when you don’t even know her.

    I’ve always liked her music, but hey, that’s just me. Whether it’s a skin condition caused by disease or abusing drugs, I hope she gets better quickly.

  23. Sarah

    Oh, and to #122: You basically say that there’s no point feeling sorry for this woman who doesn’t give a shit about us. But couldn’t you use that same argument about those who bash her?

    Spare me your – meaningless complaints – about someone that doesn’t give two damns and a f*ck about you.

  24. elizabeth

    “Good hygiene practices, such as regular hand washing, can help prevent impetigo. ”

    Surprise, surprise.

  25. mroblivious1bmf

    her music is a steaming pile of dog shit, and now so is her complexion.

  26. brooke

    Impetigo? I don’t think so…Looks more like the lesions you can get when you have HIV.. Maybe it is possible, but I have never seen anyone or heard of anyone having Impetigo all over there entire face. I have saw someone who had it and they just had a place on their chin and their face didn’t turn green in places from it either. I mean if Amy got Impetigo all over her face, she had to of been touching one infected area and spreading it like crazy to other areas. Maybe, it isn’t lesions from HIV, maybe it is Herpes all over her face? I dont know but it looks terrible. NO offense to anyone that has AIDs or anything but you when people used to hear the words AIDs and picture scraggly people in their minds (not saying that is a reality) well this pic of Amy is what they were picturing, no wonder they were terrified of even touching someone with it.

  27. Xooki Munster

    #124 – You’re absolutely right, you nor your idol, shouldn’t give two damns and a f*ck about me. Just like you’re going on about a ‘celebrity’ that finds new ways to destroy her body just about every day, and you’re a minority in here, blahblahblahing about how mean we are. Boo hoo hoo, poor you.

    People have a right to post what they like, and what they please. Stop trolling sites such as this, that specialize in snark. If you’re so inclined, I DARE you to go on sites like Dlisted and post your ramblings. So, Sarah, along with Amy Winehouse, put that in your pipe and smoke it.

  28. duh!

    #128 Are you PMSing or are you always like this?

  29. Kitty Cat

    I’d like for us to celebrate ‘No Arguing with Assclowns on the Internet” today.

  30. V

    First of all…children playing in a sand box can get impetigo. EVERYONE has bacteria living on their skin. Even clean people…now the question is when is the bacteria going to do something to our body? Some people are just more susceptible to bacterial illnesses than others. She’s just a moron for scratching and/or touching other places on her body AFTER scratching/touching the blisters. BACTERIA SPREADS!!!!!!!!!!! Duh!

  31. Megan ?

    I feel sorta mean,, but she really repulses me bleurghhhh..
    Paris Hilton && Nicole Richie Rule The World *!!*

  32. Lemon

    drugs anyone?

  33. DR. WILSON

    HAS ANYONE STUDIED MORGELLONS? THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. EDUCATE YOURSELVES QUICKLY.

  34. nvt

    Wow, some seriously bitter people here. Do you feel good about yourself when you dehumanize another person on the internet? Just wondering..

  35. BETH

    MY SIX YEAR OLD DOESNT DO DRUGS AND HER FACE LOOKS THE SAME WAY. LOOK AT MORGELLONS.ORG. WHY HAS THERE BEEN SUCH A RISE IN ADHD, AUTISM, IBS, DEPRESSION, ETC… ? YOU MAY HAVE THE SAME DISEASE. IT IS HARD TO DETECT IN THE BEGINNING. THE MEDIA IS TOLD TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT MORGELLONS. IT’S NANO-TECHNOLOGY AND IT HAS BEEN RELEASED ON THE POPULATION. SOON, IF NOT ALREADY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE THIS. IT IS HEARTBREAKING AS A PARENT WATCHING MY CHILD SUFFER WITH THIS. START BOOSTING YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM AND LEARN WHAT THIS NEW PANEDENIC IS ALL ABOUT.

  36. drew

    Impitego. Think it looks more like meth addictitego! Covered by the crackhead make up company! How pathetic! “I’m just not an artist who is really happy” even though I have everything I could ever want!

  37. bunchofsickidiots

    People that come on these web sites to put down an artist to feel good about themselves… are the sick ones. This is a very talented person that just need to find herself. The person that wrote the little article and all the bad mouths in this world.. I wish you all worse that what is happening to her in life… bunch of sick voyeurs whores.. you are the proof that the human race is a big whole piece of crap

  38. Dog

    This is a human being we are talking about

    Public property is a nice phrase but nobody is ever public property

    She is a woman and she is making her own choices

    Imagine you were incredibly talented and incredibly successful

    How would you deal

    I’d be a total fuck up

  39. matt

    :(

    i hope she turns around soon…

  40. Elecia

    SHE HAD A DISEASE CALLED MONGELLONS (never heard of it huh??) (too busy judging huh?) Thats the reason for the sores ,,,,And I bet if you had that disease you would drink and do drugs too….its a very painful thing to have,,,,Did you learn anything today?

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