Amy Winehouse: Is it me or is she getting sexier?

March 18th, 2008 // 139 Comments

Amy Winehouse’s face continues to be assaulted by impetigo. To combat the disease that continues to ugly her up far more than she deserves (C’mon, she was bad enough), Amy has purchased a tanning bed to install in her home. The Daily Mail reports:

However, the rash, which she has reportedly been taking antibiotics to clear up, does not appear to be healing. Presumably attempting to clear up her skin, the singer invested in a white sunbed that was delivered to her London home yesterday.
In general, Amy’s health appears to have deteriorated since her comeback Grammys performance, with her once healthy-looking skin now appears scabby, and blemished.

Amy’s condition has, obviously, worsened in the past week and right now she’s gone from just making children cry to putting a fear so cold it could freeze hell into the hearts of grown men. I’m presently typing this post huddled underneath my bed with a baseball bat. I’m not coming out until my mom gets here and checks the closet for Amy Winehouse. For my mother’s sake, I hope Amy’s not in there because, frankly, I love you, ma, but you’re getting impetigo’d in the face while I jump out the window then steal your car.

Photos: The Daily Mail, Wenn

Comments (139)

  1. Humdinger | March 18, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    First! I feel sorry for her.

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  2. wide-eyed cowgirl | March 18, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    wtf? Is her face melting?

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  3. Rat | March 18, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    Thats what happens when you are a crackhead, methhead and a filthy whore!
    You lose your face!

    She has no talent anyway, she sings like a lonely coon-hound!

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  4. whackjob | March 18, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My eyes! My lunch…..holy shit.

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  5. junior | March 18, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    some dude had nice aim….right between the eyes

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  6. tylor | March 18, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    oooh wow.
    she looks like a freaking zombie.
    i personally like her music, but i’d rather not run into her in public.
    even if i want her autograph.
    i wouldn’t want her to devour my flesh.

    + it looks like she gave up on trying to keep most of it covered.

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  7. gotmilk? | March 18, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    don’t you think it’s about time she be put in quarantine?

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  8. my3sons | March 18, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    Looks more like meth abuse.

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  9. bigSTEAMYone | March 18, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    Just when you thought it was safe to look at her !!… this is one true beauty.

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  10. veggi | March 18, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    click the link. Well, if you want to go from amy’s scab face to Britney’s grandma legs.

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  11. Tapeworm | March 18, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    I used to think, “She’s ugly but I’d throw one in her”…. now, blech.

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  12. Leigh | March 18, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    This literally made my throat clench. I am so sorry for the Hell this girl is in. Her music makes me laugh, it makes me cry–it brings such emotion to my life. I hope Amy gets it together because a talent like hers comes along so rarely. I hope she can find some Peace in her life.

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  13. 2for2true | March 18, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    Looks like she was standing too close to the stove when the meth blew up.

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  14. veggi | March 18, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    12. Randel?

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  15. Famous Plastic | March 18, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    I bet celebrities are cursing the day high resolution cameras were invented….

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  16. Auntie Kryst | March 18, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    How soon before we’re treated to a jazzy soulful tune about this medical condition?

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  17. havoc | March 18, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    I saw her profile on I’mafuckingdrugaddict. com. I wonder what she’s looking for on there? Just curious.

    .

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  18. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl | March 18, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    Well, at least the huge black smudges on her eyes ditract from the oozing puss and cracked lesions. Oh, wait–NOT!

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  19. Biggus Dickus | March 18, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    I want to lick her face like that psych ward guard licked Linda Hamilton’s face in T2.

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  20. Nathan Sprinkle | March 18, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    Jesus Christ.

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  21. Binky | March 18, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    This is getting a little scary. And not Spice.
    So I figured I should link this up again – for a bit of relief.

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  22. HoHwPoV | March 18, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    ewwww yea please post something else quick … oh i go back to the superficial tab and jump out of my seat each time … Lord …

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  23. P-britty | March 18, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    You say tomato, I say tomAto
    you say impetigo, i say flesh eating virus….
    maybe she should consider throwing out her make up – its probably not helping it heal, and its probably helping it spread over the rest of her face.
    She should also try using some sort of bio-hazzard chemical waste – her face can’t get any worse…..

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  24. starbucks | March 18, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    Holy crap!

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  25. kldoiuj;alkdsfm | March 18, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    looks like aids

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  26. junior | March 18, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    smearing nut between your eyes WILL NOT make that shit go away!!

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  27. Cooter | March 18, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    “Put the lotion in the basket!”

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  28. titlesswonder | March 18, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    FUCK ME she is actually terrifying to look at so close up, lesions like this can be caused by AIDS. Stay off drugs and anything that Amy Winrhouse has ever touched kids, or you might end up like her. She makes Britney look HOT.

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  29. veggi | March 18, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Looks like Paris Hiltons vagina.

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  30. Helpy J. Helperton | March 18, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    Try some Tea tree oil – that’ll sort it out.

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  31. Bannister Raymond | March 18, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    its interesting to me , how when people are jealous of some one they are the first to come on with vicious insulting remarks And tese remarks also attack her talent wich none on these jealous vicious ashows would know talant if it fell on them It just so happens that Amy is one of the best new talents to come along she sings from her heart and is so spontanous it sometints fools her In my opinion sshe is the best thing to come along since ” Janice ” and if you dont know who ” Janice was you should shut the fuk up altogther

    I love ya Amy oh yea and about drugs ? hipicritical mother fukrs every one takes drugs so shut the fuk up Keep on keeping on Amy we who know love ya baby
    emmbee

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  32. Bannister Raymond | March 18, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    its interesting to me , how when people are jealous of some one they are the first to come on with vicious insulting remarks And tese remarks also attack her talent wich none on these jealous vicious ashows would know talant if it fell on them It just so happens that Amy is one of the best new talents to come along she sings from her heart and is so spontanous it sometints fools her In my opinion sshe is the best thing to come along since ” Janice ” and if you dont know who ” Janice was you should shut the fuk up altogther

    I love ya Amy oh yea and about drugs ? hipicritical mother fukrs every one takes drugs so shut the fuk up Keep on keeping on Amy we who know love ya baby
    emmbee

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  33. Jimbo | March 18, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    What nice pictures to settle my lunch.. Thanks Fish, you could not have posted these pictures before lunch and saved me the $6.00??

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  34. sportsdvl | March 18, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    Brains! Must eat brains!!!

    Even uglier than most zombies!

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  35. sportsdvl | March 18, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    #17 – LOL

    #32 – ” I love ya Amy oh yea and about drugs ? hipicritical mother fukrs every one takes drugs so shut the fuk up” – you my retarded friend are the perfect example of why people shouldn’t take drugs. Learn how to spell moron! Oh yeah, everyone doesn’t take drugs – just losers like you and Amy Crackhouse.

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  36. sara | March 18, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    if i had impetigo, i would um, stay inside as much as possible, i.e., 24 hours a day. particularly if i was famous and didn’t want my picture on sites like this. why does she keep gallivanting about?

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  37. jim | March 18, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    Gee, maybe she’s having a hard time healing because of ALL THE CRACK SHE’S SMOKING.

    Maybe her immune system would actually come back online if she put down the goddamn pipe for, well, ideally the rest of her life – but let’s just start with one month.

    Maybe she should actually be committed. Seriously. That’s some fucked up shit that’s going to turn into tragedy real soon. Another artist that’s become hypnotized by their own image, lost touch with reality, and suffered the consequences.

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  38. fake | March 18, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    fake, probably for that ashton kutcher TV show or something.

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  39. Flavio | March 18, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    combination of things. 1) that story recently about her being wasted in a bar and putting a cigarette out slowly on her own forehead explains that major semi-scabbed looking thing. its probably got some anti-bacterial ointment on it and still just beginning to heal, because burns take a long time. 2) the general mayhem of her face is just what happens when your vitamin and nutrient intake go down below nothing because all you’re intaking is vaporized chemicals. 3) the burns and scars around her mouth are ‘misses’ with the pipe, burning herself when trying to get even more high while already so high that she can’t locate her own mouth.

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  40. Jammy | March 18, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    Holy McFuck!

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  41. Harry Ballzack | March 18, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    She could pass for Bai Lings mamma

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  42. ubee0173 | March 18, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    SWEET NECROMANCY, BATMAN!!

    this just proves the fact that she has been dead for some time- this kind of decomposition is normal for a corpse- she’s really holding up quite well considering she’s actually been dead for 6 months or so!

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  43. Unklejoe | March 18, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    Id still lick Amys aszhole!

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  44. lipper | March 18, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    Oh goody! I went for a break and came back to see that. : I

    Well, I asked for it on the other page. Ask and you shall receive.

    Impetigo my ass… that’s meth face.

    Why would you leave the house oozing infection??

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  45. S | March 18, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    My money’s on MRSA. I just read about most impetigo infections being caused by strep and look honey-crusted, but impetigo caused by MRSA usually have swelling. Whichever it is, applying makeup to cover the sores has probably contaminated the makeup so now it’s spreading all over her face. Of course there’s also the junkie thing annihilating her immune system, and Flavio’s other comments seem very likely too.

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  46. lipper | March 18, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    She really does look like a zombie for the Night of the LIving Dead. Though she really rocks it! *blinks*

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  47. lisa | March 18, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    When is it time to bust out the butterfly net on her?

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  48. cate | March 18, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    Impetigo?
    Um, I thought her face was evidence of meth and heroin side effects?

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  49. Anonymous | March 18, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    Hey Bannister Raymond,

    Learn how to spell or get the hell out.

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  50. Laura | March 18, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    Haha, as if you lot have never looked ugly! Give Amz a break,,,it’s probably not even that bad, have you not heard of photoshop!? AND she’s recovering from a drug addiction, she’s hardly going to look her fittest right now is she!?

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