Amy Winehouse is going to go Rocky all over our asses

January 14th, 2009 // 74 Comments

These are shots of the new, drug-free Amy Winehouse working out in St. Lucia yesterday and, Jesus, she seriously looks like she’s going to tear some shit up. Who knew crackheads were so limber? I feel sorry for anybody that’s pissed her off which is why I’m checking into a hotel. Call me crazy, but I swear I got a whiff of beehive oil with a hint of secret penis earlier and I’m too beautiful to die. It’d be a crime against nature. Like strangling a dolphin. Or Mickey Rourke’s face.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Fernando Narcos

    Her feet are almost as huge as Gwen stefani’s.

    Anyway,it’s good to see her trying to take her life back.The woman is a serious talent,and it really would have been a shame if she had of lost her battle with dope.

  2. A Moron's Tale

    Uhm..lIke, he so wished being 14 wouldn’t suck but then as feared, he became insufferable.

  3. ortal

    She’s doing pilates!
    That’s great.. I do it too, and I’ve got one of the greatest bodies EVER!!

  4. Anthropos

    Hey Marya @ # 30
    What does you being Jewish have to do with anything. Are you saying that you like Amy because, like you,she is a jew?

  5. kipsy

    cute as a button, as usual. love her!

  6. dew

    This messed up girl needs to stop all drink and drugs forever, buy some wigs that cover her entire head instead of just plunking natty beehives on top, and remove those nasty tats. If a woman’s going to wear a tat, they should be sexy or pretty tats, in sexy or pretty girl places. Amy’s aren’t sexy or pretty (neither are most of Angelina’s, and some other young bombshell is getting the big ugly ones in weird places too, Megan Fox maybe?)

    Oh, and get a makeup and wardrobe makeover too. I looked at some of her older pics, and she was decent enough back then.

  7. gotmilk?

    she looks like a hobbit with those giant fucking feet.

  8. Angel Dees

    Um Sup…. Yesterday there was a story all over the news about her sneaking around and stealing drinks from tourist after the bartender cut her off. They even had photos of her crawling up behind tables to take the drinks. Also the article said there were complaints of her smoking pot on her balcony. So my question is …. has she really cleaned up her act? I think not. Now catch up with the news please! Here is one link, I found about 6! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2127807.ece

  9. Angel Dees

    Here is a quote from one of the articles hilarious! “We keep catching her crawling past bars or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut.” And yes, there’s a picture. “By lunchtime bikini-clad Amy is relaxing with a drink on the beach or even openly smoking joints by the pool. “

  10. Marya

    @54: No, idiot. I said that in reply to #19, who made a comment about the Jewish community regarding Amy as an embarrassment.

  11. I like the Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference.

  12. marge

    Why do you keep doing this to us? I mean, posting these pics… not nice AT ALL

  13. Marya's Giant Lover (she has the womb for it)

    Danke schon slut. I am glad we cleared that up. Too bad about your complexion.
    The jewish community fully supports this vile hunk of trash to begin with. Who runs the world’s media, dumbass? This ugly pig would have never been around to start with. At best she is a cheap side act at a small fair. Or maybe late night at a small pub where everyone is drunk anyway.
    Anyway, get back to your giant penis darling.

    Kisses

  14. Julie

    How HUGE are Amy Winehouse’s feet? Is that a size 22 foot there?

  15. SPECIAL "K"

    I can’t believe how truly DISGUSTING that girl is. If you look in the dictionary under WHITE TRASH you will see Amy’s pictures. Please stop with the hidious pictures of this nasty looking women!

  16. SPECIAL "K"

    I can’t believe how truly DISGUSTING that girl is. If you look in the dictionary under WHITE TRASH you will see Amy’s pictures. Please stop with the hidious pictures of this nasty looking women!

  17. Doomhammer

    You are all a bunch of sniveling douche bags and whores. futhermore this big nosed jewish cunt makes me longingly pine for rail cars en route to gas chambers.

  18. She's really ugly

    If this is talent then maybe we need to return to the dark ages and reset civilization. Ha ha ha that may be what is in store for us poor folk anyway. Well, not to mention the next world war. And there won’t really be a winner.

    This has got to be the ugliest diva alive. She is stupid, rude, talentless, tatooed, and a whore. What more could you not want.
    Oh, and she has lots of tasteless brain washed fans.

  19. BonnieBell

    She has the weirdest looking body. I keep expecting her belly to split open and a bunch of cockroaches come swarming out.

  20. Mama Pinkus

    Good for her; I hope Ms. Winehouse beats her demons.

  21. Demons

    Looks like Satan is gonna have him a nasty soul after all. Did you read about her in the carribean crawling around on the floor begging for drinks and behaving like a troll? Yeah it was nice to see her all happy to have a young stud fucking her dirty pussy and all and sure that made her happy. But she is terminal. A really foul ill fated bitch who deserves to live in poverty and her fame and money should be divided up to other superior talents.

    Pray for mimi, she’s gonna need it

  22. lucy

    She is so lovely, and I saw her photos on meetwealthy. com,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.

  23. J BIRD

    I think she looks great! What an amazing talent and I would love to see her get her life back together. We can only benefit from a sober Amy Winehouse. Perhaps you jackasses’ with the nasty previous posts should take a look at yourself. Are you guys perfect?

  24. This messed up girl stop all alcohol and drugs forever, you can buy wigs to cover her head while instead of just plunking Natty hives on top, and remove the ugly turnaround.

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