Amy Winehouse is going to go Rocky all over our asses

January 14th, 2009 // 74 Comments

These are shots of the new, drug-free Amy Winehouse working out in St. Lucia yesterday and, Jesus, she seriously looks like she’s going to tear some shit up. Who knew crackheads were so limber? I feel sorry for anybody that’s pissed her off which is why I’m checking into a hotel. Call me crazy, but I swear I got a whiff of beehive oil with a hint of secret penis earlier and I’m too beautiful to die. It’d be a crime against nature. Like strangling a dolphin. Or Mickey Rourke’s face.

Photos: Splash News

  1. p0nk

    ricardo montalban is dead

  2. me

    Anyone posting after me drinks Amy Winehouse’s lovejuice for breakfast.

  3. yummy

    i love lovejuice.

  4. Guest

    @4 – are you like 10-years-old?

    Anyway, she needs to work on that whacko stomach,
    it sticks out like she’s pregnant. . . or a fat man.
    Her body is just so messed up – she’ll never be able
    to look normal. ever.

  5. Guest

    @4 – are you like 10-years-old?

    Anyway, she needs to work on that whacko stomach,
    it sticks out like she’s pregnant. . . or a fat man.
    Her body is just so messed up – she’ll never be able
    to look normal. ever.

  6. Guest

    @4 – are you like 10-years-old?

    Anyway, she needs to work on that whacko stomach,
    it sticks out like she’s pregnant. . . or a fat man.
    Her body is just so messed up – she’ll never be able
    to look normal. ever.

  7. maryjane

    good for her. she is cleaning herself up and she looks better than she ever has.

    Guest- you need to work on your “Whacko” spelling.- it will never look normal-ever

  8. havoc

    Its for her new exercise video…

    Sweatin’ to the Crackwhores.

    .

  9. Randal

    This is certainly a step in the right direction for Amy, who is doing her best to clean up her act and distance herself away from the drugs that have ruined an otherwise beautiful and very talented star.

    Keep your head up and aim for the stars, Amy!

    Randal

  10. I am glad to see Amy doing a healthy activity and she is limber too.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6LVGcIC1Tc

  11. @7&8 You are giving it way to much credit..

  12. Supportive

    Good for her.

  13. Bob

    # 6,7,8

    You stuttering prick

  14. Guest

    @ 9 – uhm….do i care if i spell a word wrong? no.

    At least she’s trying?
    but she’s still fugly
    and has a horse
    face with like. . . the most
    disgusting body i’ve ever
    seen.

  15. Elizabeth

    Amazing ….so many pictures of her and no pink stars! She is definately getting better

  16. p0nk

    she’s tightening up her hooHa so she can smuggle drugs.

  17. LondonBabe

    I’m sure the Jewish community curse this ‘drug taking’ embarrassment.

  18. Mimi

    GOOD ON YOU AMY!

    My prayers have been answered as have Amy’s!

    God Bless Amy Winehouse!

  19. sophie

    she looks SO much better, i’m really happy for her, she’s so talented and i really thought she was going to go sid vicious way for a while there!

  20. You can never get enough Amy! Love your blog. You would like this one, too: The Minister of Common Sense (http://theministerofcommonsense.blogspot.com)

  21. p0nk

    now if only my prayers for mimi would be answered…

  22. isa

    most random photo shoot.ever.

  23. moi

    Guest is a douche douche douche

  24. authorego

    I guess that opening at the Pussycat Dolls has now been filled. Yay.

  25. Vince Lombardi

    How can anyone have a “serious workout” when dressed worse than a $3 whore?

    With apologies to all $3 whores for the unfortunate comparison to Amy Winehouse.

  26. fearsarewishes

    Guest:

    Using “uhm” and “like” in your posts makes you sound like an insufferable 14 year old cunt. Same goes for the rest of the morons that do it.

    Thank you.

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  28. Marya

    @19: I’m Jewish and I adore her. Some of us are capable of actually appreciating talent, unlike most of the assholes posting here.

  29. Lio

    @1 your face sucks,

    That is good she is cleaning herself, buy she is rather fugly, i’d jizz on her tits. thats about it.

  30. the Commish

    FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?

    This is exactly like that time when a washed up Olympic gymnast went on a 2 year crack binge and destroyed her career and all endorsement deals. She nearly got herself locked up and then discovered the magic of food. Her Olympic coach had kept her on a diet of crack and red-bull for years and she believed it to be the breakfast of champions.

    She began to eat real wheaties and wear underwear and became a superstar all over again, making the world a better place for squirrels. A heartwarming story of pure trash making its way back from the brink of being recycled into a McDonalds wrapper.

  31. NipTuck

    “Call me crazy, but I swear I got a whiff of beehive oil with a hint of secret penis earlier and I’m too beautiful to die”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

  32. kitty

    leave it to her to wear a pushup bra with a sports bra

  33. soahc

    Damn her feet are heeyuuge in pics 13 and 16.

  34. Mike

    That second pic…I’m surprised a little herpes covered alien didn’t poke his little head out?

    Also, can you imagine the stench coming form that? BARF!!!!

  35. Britsarebest

    She should now aim to clean herself up and get rid of those vile tatoos… Tatttoos are gross especially on women – even on Angelina they look rough!

  36. lawn gnome posse

    If she could take a leak while in that pose on her hands/feet (in the white top) and just let it spray like a fountain, she could begin a career as a lawn sprinkler.

  37. Angela

    I swear Adam Sandler’s little girl looks EXACTLY like her. Poor kid.

  38. Angela

    I swear Adam Sandler’s little girl looks EXACTLY like Wino. Poor kid.

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  40. just……………………………………………………………………..SMELL!!
    (will ya?)

  41. Suzeee

    who works out in cut-offs? oh ya crack heads!

  42. Countdown on hold

    Amazing to see anyone cleaning up their act. I hope she has enough class to carry herself.

  43. abi

    crazy jew!

  44. BONKA

    crazzzzzzzzzzy jeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!

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  46. KokCheez

    Can you imagine the smell off her cooch?

  47. Rosie Eats Taco

    ZOMG! Mimi did it !

  48. Hope she turns normal soon!

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