Amy Winehouse is going to go Rocky all over our asses

January 14th, 2009 // 74 Comments

These are shots of the new, drug-free Amy Winehouse working out in St. Lucia yesterday and, Jesus, she seriously looks like she’s going to tear some shit up. Who knew crackheads were so limber? I feel sorry for anybody that’s pissed her off which is why I’m checking into a hotel. Call me crazy, but I swear I got a whiff of beehive oil with a hint of secret penis earlier and I’m too beautiful to die. It’d be a crime against nature. Like strangling a dolphin. Or Mickey Rourke’s face.

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Comments (74)

  1. Weed Sucks | January 14, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    First?

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  2. Weed Sucks | January 14, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    First?

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  3. p0nk | January 14, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    ricardo montalban is dead

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  4. me | January 14, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Anyone posting after me drinks Amy Winehouse’s lovejuice for breakfast.

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  5. yummy | January 14, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    i love lovejuice.

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  6. Guest | January 14, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    @4 – are you like 10-years-old?

    Anyway, she needs to work on that whacko stomach,
    it sticks out like she’s pregnant. . . or a fat man.
    Her body is just so messed up – she’ll never be able
    to look normal. ever.

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  7. Guest | January 14, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    @4 – are you like 10-years-old?

    Anyway, she needs to work on that whacko stomach,
    it sticks out like she’s pregnant. . . or a fat man.
    Her body is just so messed up – she’ll never be able
    to look normal. ever.

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  8. Guest | January 14, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    @4 – are you like 10-years-old?

    Anyway, she needs to work on that whacko stomach,
    it sticks out like she’s pregnant. . . or a fat man.
    Her body is just so messed up – she’ll never be able
    to look normal. ever.

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  9. maryjane | January 14, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    good for her. she is cleaning herself up and she looks better than she ever has.

    Guest- you need to work on your “Whacko” spelling.- it will never look normal-ever

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  10. havoc | January 14, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    Its for her new exercise video…

    Sweatin’ to the Crackwhores.

    .

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  11. Randal | January 14, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    This is certainly a step in the right direction for Amy, who is doing her best to clean up her act and distance herself away from the drugs that have ruined an otherwise beautiful and very talented star.

    Keep your head up and aim for the stars, Amy!

    Randal

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  12. OC Dee | January 14, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    I am glad to see Amy doing a healthy activity and she is limber too.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6LVGcIC1Tc

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  13. Jimbo | January 14, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    @7&8 You are giving it way to much credit..

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  14. Supportive | January 14, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    Good for her.

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  15. Bob | January 14, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    # 6,7,8

    You stuttering prick

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  16. Guest | January 14, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    @ 9 – uhm….do i care if i spell a word wrong? no.

    At least she’s trying?
    but she’s still fugly
    and has a horse
    face with like. . . the most
    disgusting body i’ve ever
    seen.

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  17. Elizabeth | January 14, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    Amazing ….so many pictures of her and no pink stars! She is definately getting better

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  18. p0nk | January 14, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    she’s tightening up her hooHa so she can smuggle drugs.

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  19. LondonBabe | January 14, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    I’m sure the Jewish community curse this ‘drug taking’ embarrassment.

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  20. Mimi | January 14, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    GOOD ON YOU AMY!

    My prayers have been answered as have Amy’s!

    God Bless Amy Winehouse!

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  21. sophie | January 14, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    she looks SO much better, i’m really happy for her, she’s so talented and i really thought she was going to go sid vicious way for a while there!

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  22. The Minister of Common Sense | January 14, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    You can never get enough Amy! Love your blog. You would like this one, too: The Minister of Common Sense (http://theministerofcommonsense.blogspot.com)

    Reply
  23. p0nk | January 14, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    now if only my prayers for mimi would be answered…

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  24. isa | January 14, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    most random photo shoot.ever.

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  25. moi | January 14, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    Guest is a douche douche douche

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  26. authorego | January 14, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    I guess that opening at the Pussycat Dolls has now been filled. Yay.

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  27. Vince Lombardi | January 14, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    How can anyone have a “serious workout” when dressed worse than a $3 whore?

    With apologies to all $3 whores for the unfortunate comparison to Amy Winehouse.

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  28. fearsarewishes | January 14, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    Guest:

    Using “uhm” and “like” in your posts makes you sound like an insufferable 14 year old cunt. Same goes for the rest of the morons that do it.

    Thank you.

    Reply
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  30. Marya | January 14, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    @19: I’m Jewish and I adore her. Some of us are capable of actually appreciating talent, unlike most of the assholes posting here.

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  31. Lio | January 14, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    @1 your face sucks,

    That is good she is cleaning herself, buy she is rather fugly, i’d jizz on her tits. thats about it.

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  32. the Commish | January 14, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?

    This is exactly like that time when a washed up Olympic gymnast went on a 2 year crack binge and destroyed her career and all endorsement deals. She nearly got herself locked up and then discovered the magic of food. Her Olympic coach had kept her on a diet of crack and red-bull for years and she believed it to be the breakfast of champions.

    She began to eat real wheaties and wear underwear and became a superstar all over again, making the world a better place for squirrels. A heartwarming story of pure trash making its way back from the brink of being recycled into a McDonalds wrapper.

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  33. NipTuck | January 14, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    “Call me crazy, but I swear I got a whiff of beehive oil with a hint of secret penis earlier and I’m too beautiful to die”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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  34. kitty | January 14, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    leave it to her to wear a pushup bra with a sports bra

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  35. soahc | January 14, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    Damn her feet are heeyuuge in pics 13 and 16.

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  36. Mike | January 14, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    That second pic…I’m surprised a little herpes covered alien didn’t poke his little head out?

    Also, can you imagine the stench coming form that? BARF!!!!

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  37. Britsarebest | January 14, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    She should now aim to clean herself up and get rid of those vile tatoos… Tatttoos are gross especially on women – even on Angelina they look rough!

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  38. lawn gnome posse | January 14, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    If she could take a leak while in that pose on her hands/feet (in the white top) and just let it spray like a fountain, she could begin a career as a lawn sprinkler.

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  39. Angela | January 14, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    I swear Adam Sandler’s little girl looks EXACTLY like her. Poor kid.

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  40. Angela | January 14, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    I swear Adam Sandler’s little girl looks EXACTLY like Wino. Poor kid.

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  41. kate | January 14, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    Ladies all like to join ***seekingsugarmomma. c om***. I really do not know why? Just cuz many celebrities there? or the men there are all handsome?

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  42. gerard Vandenberg | January 14, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    just……………………………………………………………………..SMELL!!
    (will ya?)

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  43. Suzeee | January 14, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    who works out in cut-offs? oh ya crack heads!

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  44. Countdown on hold | January 14, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    Amazing to see anyone cleaning up their act. I hope she has enough class to carry herself.

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  45. abi | January 14, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    crazy jew!

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  46. BONKA | January 14, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    crazzzzzzzzzzy jeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!

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  47. Sissi | January 14, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    Is it wrong for a man to have extramarital relationship?? these days, some news reported

    that some celebrities joined the famous online dating club
    __________interracialromancing.c o m____________
    and they are seeking someone else there though they have husband or wife else….They

    said,they do not care which races guys or beauties come from …

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  48. KokCheez | January 14, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    Can you imagine the smell off her cooch?

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  49. Rosie Eats Taco | January 14, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    ZOMG! Mimi did it !

    Reply
  50. SexyFemaleModels | January 15, 2009 at 3:09 am

    Hope she turns normal soon!

    Reply

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