Amy Winehouse is going to go Rocky all over our asses

These are shots of the new, drug-free Amy Winehouse working out in St. Lucia yesterday and, Jesus, she seriously looks like she’s going to tear some shit up. Who knew crackheads were so limber? I feel sorry for anybody that’s pissed her off which is why I’m checking into a hotel. Call me crazy, but I swear I got a whiff of beehive oil with a hint of secret penis earlier and I’m too beautiful to die. It’d be a crime against nature. Like strangling a dolphin. Or Mickey Rourke’s face.

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