Amy Winehouse is elegant

December 21st, 2007 // 103 Comments

Amy Winehouse, out on bail from her Tuesday arrest, visited her husband Blake Fielder-Civil in prison today. She attempted to pretty herself up in the backseat of a car before going in. And by attempted I mean completely failed. Then again, Amy’s got to try her best. Blake’s eyes have been wandering to a bank robber whose face was melted off in a fire. Her husband’s gotten so superficial (!) since he went to prison. It’s all about looks now.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News

  1. yayy

    FIRST! :]

  2. The Moat

    Amy, next time you try to get dolled up, might I suggest a plastic bag?

    That’s right, sweetie. Don’t forget the drawstring. Good and tight.

  3. big teeth

    What’s wrong with the world that someone would publish these pictures on the internet?? Thanks for nothing buddy..

  4. Still looks better than Brit.

  5. rotten grillz

    they call her yuck mouth cause she don’t brush
    oh she likes her teeth like this……..

  6. missj

    she looks like a monster. sad.

  7. ANA KARENINA

    we are all born into the gutter-yet some of us are looking at the stars

    ( she is one of them. WHAT ABOUT YOU- who will remember you when you die).

  8. ANA KARENINA

    we are all born into the gutter-yet some of us are looking at the stars

    ( she is one of them. WHAT ABOUT YOU- who will remember you when you die).

  9. Halloween’s over, take off the mask and wig, for christ’s sake!!! You should be ashamed of yourself, scaring little children like that, and at Chrstmas time, no less..

  10. Gar

    The monster looks like an Amy Winehouse

  11. Stupid junkies….always stealing my candy thermometers and crap..

  12. “Amy Winehouse is elegant” for a blowfish? (get it–”blow” fish–wow that can have double meaning)!?

  13. MindRiot

    absolutely frightening.

  14. granada

    When asked why he doesn’t get his buck teeth fixed, Ronaldinho says it’s because it’s his ‘charm.’ Amy Winehouse, on the other hand, can hardly claim she won’t get herself fixed because of her ‘charm.’

  15. thegrayway

    God, SKANK! Someone please get rid of her.

  16. So, she carries a mirror for luck then?

  17. extracheeseplease

    1st pic looks like she’s searching her gums for the last bits of cocaine.

    “it’s in me teeth, it’s in me teeth! bloody fuck shit I need a Lolly”

  18. norton

    This woman oozes class. I mean, look at her.. elegant, poised and incredibly talented as well.

    Why she isn’t on the cover of Towne and Country or Cosmo is beyond me.

  19. p0nk

    @16 LOL
    i’m just glad to see she’s finally learning how to dress herself. Things are definitely moving up for her.

  20. NoOneWillRememberMeWhenIDie

    I’m just happy the fish stopped with the spears chucking for at least a second. Yes amy is a lost soul but when sober she really can sing. Britney can’t sing. Britney can lip-synch. Amy can sing. That is why in all her skankiness people know who she is. I’m glad it’s christmas cuz it is gonna limit the abuse I get for typing this. Amy would look funny pregnant with all those tatoos.

  21. chauncey gardner

    She looks like a painting from a SANDMAN comic.

  22. hyey

    21st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. adeliza

    She is actually one skank I want to like.

  24. Nimue LaMer

    Amy Winehouse, the pin up years.

    She looks like Victor Mature in a wig.

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2195/2126417961_5ed89c6bf2_m.jpg

  25. RENEE...

    Thats abt the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen in my life. And she’s hairy too; take a look at those arm! I swear, she looks like a reeeeeeally ugly guy thats a hick and works in some greasy garage. Instead she’s a rich and famous woman. Thats effed up.

  26. Dave

    # 2 looks like Keith Richards

  27. nia

    @20 i agree she can sing. Hope she cleans up soon so she can eat something. she is high in all these pics.

  28. Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

    “Holy Skank Batman !! ……I can’t see anymore ! ”

    “I know Robin …. Her beauty has blinded me also”

  29. kat

    it’s funny how so many people have bad things to say about her, but you all love her music, she has got talent, a serious talent, something which probably half of you will never have.

    it’s not fair to say things like ‘Blake’s eyes have been wandering to a bank robber whose face was melted off in a fire’, how do you think it effects people who have serious burns, it’s not just a throwaway comment you find funny to throw in your stupid article.

    and i’m speaking from personal experience, everyone goes through bad shit in their life, everyone, but it seems like this girl has to go through it twice, with all the dumb people making jokes and nasty jibes about her all the time.

    i have nothing but respect for the girl, at least she’s living a good life, and making the most of everything.

    and amy has got style and elegance, shes got some serious style, original, beautifull, setting new trends.

    please be honest, your not telling me you have never got changed in the back of a car, with a ciggie in the mouth, changing your shoes, whilst putting your makeup on, (obviously not all at the same time, that would be quite difficult), and add to that some pap snapping through the window, you’re not gonna look 100% are you????

    gawd-sort your own lives out before you start slating others!!

  30. christmaspoo

    this just in, Amy Winehouse’s blood is the cure for most treatable forms of: cancer, acne, sleeplessness, obesity, sickle cell anemia, ingrown toenails, club feet, dwarfism, cleft palate, hypothyroidism…

  31. squab

    I think she’s kinda pretty as long as she doesnt’ show her teeth.
    Still better than Britney and those fucking EARS!

  32. Thanks #19! @18—She isn’t on cosmo, but maybe her topless chick tatt will make it on the cover it is just real as the other women on the front.

  33. Fugon Gr8

    KAT #29:
    You have nothing for respect for a self-professed junkie? Sure she is talented, but nothing is more insulting to anyone working their ass off with average “talent” than someone who can have it all but decides that they would rather be a slobbering idiot. Most people do have their own problems, but this is pretty gross, and she created it on her own. I am proud of her for being really gross. I am proud of her hubby for thinking the law doesn’t apply to him because his wife has extreme talent that she loves throwing away. give me a break… she put herself out in the public eye, it isn’t like the “pap” was unknown before she decided to become a singer. She gets what she deserves.

  34. Classy

    She’s like the ugly stepsister who can’t fit the black pleather heels….

  35. Nikk

    *sighs*

    She makes me sad. All that talent….and it’s being wasted.

    And #34, you noticed that she’s trying to squeeze into those shoes, too.

  36. Ava

    She’s pretty.

  37. sharpeidude

    Jeez this bitch’s pussy must smell like death.

  38. Gerald Tarrant

    She has talent? What talent? Keeping up with Pete Doucherty in a snorting competition? She’s like a stoned and ugly Fiona Apple. They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no no no. She writes about her life experiences. What’s next? My husband is in jail so I did lines of coke, yeah yeah yeah.

  39. Chris

    She watched that fucked up tape from The Ring. And this picture was taken seven days later.

    And #29, shut the fuck up. Seriously.

  40. TS

    KAT #29,

    If it’s true what you say, that you have “nothing but respect for the woman” then you are truly a fucking idiot. You can certainly respect her voice, but that’s about all.

    Holy Christ, you really need to think think before putting your thoughts down. Aer you one of those people who just blurts things out without thinking? Please go back and re-read what you typed. Dipshit.

  41. Tbag

    addiction is a fuuuuucked up thing.
    \
    Does anyone else notice her knuckles? There’s some serious wqall punching going on.
    She doesn’t do heroin, right? I mean I’ve checked her arms and stuff… I dunno
    She is wasting her life and talent.. and I honestly hope that she doesn’t die, unlike most people.
    If I had paparazzi around me 24/7, I think I would slit my wrists. Or just be super agorophobic

  42. #29-are you retarded?

  43. L.Linus

    My first thought is morning breath. God, you know those feet smell like left over goat cheese. Finally, her pussy and ass probably stinks like 8 dead rats lying in cat piss and garlic!!

  44. redsonja1313

    Well she beats britney….. At least she is a trainwreck with GREAT SHOES !!!

  45. redsonja1313

    @41 the smart ones shoot up between the toes to hide the track marks

  46. Ript1&0

    So talented… but yeah, she’s roughed up. The junk’s got her. I just don’t think it’s all that funny. I mean, what keeps you from shooting up?

    What’s gonna keep you tonight, from drinking until you vomit? Not much, right.

  47. duna

    She looks so terrible in this pic. Have you watched her recent video? If you see, you will why so many people scold her at pubspa.com.

  48. sadbuttrue

    I am not sure if there is anything kind to be said to this sad, pathetic, person. She does have talent but unfortunately talent is not helping her case. If I were placing a wager on which famous person was going to cease existing in 2008 she would be at the top of my list. By the way the rapid decay of her teeth is an obvious sign of crystal meth abuse. There is one thing I always wonder when I see her creepy self is where she got her prison tats? I mean she has money, why are the tattoos so elementary?

  49. TheTenia

    Okay , why do people keep talking about her “talent”? This is a ,typically, disgusting looking limey. That she may not be able to help. She also has NO talent. I would consider great talent in music to be Albinoni, or Wagner. Or more currently, someone like Rush. People that can actually write a structured song. Not warble unintelligently, like some dirty Ghetto Monkey imitator.

    Have a nice day.

  50. JollyJumJuck

    #29: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    I just had a shitty day and reading that post with a sarcastic tone made me feel so much better! Thanks!

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