Amy Winehouse is a dirty thief
Amy Winehouse checked herself into rehab on Tuesday, left after 48 hours, and now she’s apparently back in. Her husband Blake Fielder-Civil confirmed on BBC Radio One’s Newsbeat that the two are heading back to a rehab center in Essex, England. Amy’s rep released the following statement:
“Amy Winehouse is putting all her touring commitments for this month on hold until further notice in order to address her health issues. Amy will now not be performing at this weekend’s V Festival in Chelmsford and Staffordshire. Her family has requested that the media respect Amy’s privacy at this time.”
And if you don’t care about that, before checking into rehab she decided to steal a copy of New Musical Express magazine. She and a friend were buying some things at a store and as she was leaving she glanced over her shoulder and grabbed a copy of the magazine without paying. Because why pay for stuff when you can not pay for stuff? Just do the math.