The video of Amy Winehouse smoking crack that The Sun released on Monday may lead to legal troubles for the singer. Apparently the video was filmed right before Amy attended the hearing for her husband Blake on Friday. The AP reports:
Police will look at the video before deciding whether any charges should be brought against Winehouse, a Metropolitan Police spokesman said while speaking on condition of anonymity in line with force policy.
I wonder if they’ll find anything illegal on the tape like, oh, I dunno, Amy Winehouse smoking crack! Then she suggests her cat should pack up and leave. I mean, that has to be illegal. Cats can’t drive. Except for mine. He’s pretty good at it. I leave him in the car while I get hammered at the local tavern because I’m a hero. Then Fluffy drives me home or at least attempts to. He mostly just meows at the steering wheel while I lie on the floor and work the gas with my face. But it’s cool; I make him wear a seatbelt.
NOTE: For those of you curious about Amy’s appearance, these photos were taken last night. She changed her hair color over the weekend. Apparently blonde hair is too crazy for Amy Winehouse.
Texas Tranny | January 23, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Batshit crazy……..
FRIST!!! | January 23, 2008 at 3:42 pm
FIRST you whores
AZ cowgirl | January 23, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I’d shove it up her crack the stupid homo. bc she sings doesn’t mean she deserves to be a total gaywad.
Nathan | January 23, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Toonces!
Bing | January 23, 2008 at 3:47 pm
They got some top notch cops in London. I wonder what tipped them off?
havoc | January 23, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I guess they’re lucky she didn’t smoke the fuckin’ cat……
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minniememe | January 23, 2008 at 3:49 pm
that stupid eye makeup gimmick has got to go
Susan | January 23, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Isn’t that the “Executive Elvira” doll?
Lauren | January 23, 2008 at 3:52 pm
She’s actually cute in these pictures, in a gothic chic kind of way
Auntie Kryst | January 23, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Deciding to press charges? The cops, or in the queerish way the limey’s call them, Bobbies really seem to not give a shit about the law. Someone tell Stacy Keach it’s cool to fly into Heathrow again!
Mike | January 23, 2008 at 3:55 pm
She makes me tingely in all the right places. I want her!
Snarf | January 23, 2008 at 3:56 pm
This bitch fucking sucks.
Addie | January 23, 2008 at 3:57 pm
She looks like less of a wreck than she usually does… strange..
BunnyButt | January 23, 2008 at 3:58 pm
There was no criminal activity. It was all special effects. There was no crack. There was no pipe. And, in reality, Amy looks just like Jessica Alba did five years ago.
Marc | January 23, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Ugly Jew
Sophie | January 23, 2008 at 4:10 pm
#8
Good one! Thanks for making me laugh today!!!
:)
FreeJose | January 23, 2008 at 4:10 pm
My cat ate an entire wheel of cheese. And I wasn’t even mad.
P.S. That girl is disgusting.
coach_d | January 23, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Is it just me or does she look better than usual in these pics?
coach_d | January 23, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Is it just me or does she look better than usual in these pics?
bunny | January 23, 2008 at 4:11 pm
wots with the liner n no lipstick??? its annoying. always the liner n nerver the lippy.
moobs | January 23, 2008 at 4:12 pm
i kind of do feel sorry for HER
coach_d | January 23, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Is it just me or does she look better than usual in these pics?
coach_d | January 23, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Is it just me or does she look better than usual in these pics?
Auntie Kryst | January 23, 2008 at 4:16 pm
It’s just you Coach, it’s an older photo of her. PS Just hit the goddamn post comment button once.
Vince Lombardi | January 23, 2008 at 4:20 pm
So she hit the pipe before she went to see hubby in jail… obviously she wanted to look and feel sexy…..
sameshitdifferentyear | January 23, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Super,
I think you misspelled one of the words in the title of this entry
It should be “investiuglygated”
Couldn’t she use the “Medusa Defense” if it comes to trial?
Medusa Defense (defn):
A legal precendent set in Paddell vs Flote Aug 1932, where it was determined any individual, particularly a female desperate to be famous, and yet simultaneously a hideous monstrosity of visual compromises, is allowed to be medicated and/or on illicit drugs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, so as to remain totally unaware of what she actually looks like.
Seems like a shoo-in to me
Appears Jayieme Pressly, or Jaieyyemeeiie Pressslyeyey or whatever the fuck, used that at least twice already to defend herself as well
As well as the “Daffy Defense” at least three times
coach_d | January 23, 2008 at 4:21 pm
my goddamn browser crashed, prick!
guess I gotta thing for ugly jewish grrls
Shallow Val | January 23, 2008 at 4:23 pm
She should keep the first picture because that’s the only time in her life that she’ll ever be in that perfect angle that makes her look like Ashley Judd. Look closely…..
Oh and 13 – her hair is long and black, she recently dyed it blonde and cut it. Draw your own conclusions…..(duh, it’s an old picture).
FRIST!!! | January 23, 2008 at 4:27 pm
#20, I don’t know what’s more annoying, her lipliner or your comment..
sameshitdifferentyear | January 23, 2008 at 4:27 pm
ok #26 ending wasn’t that well thought out
JP isn’t known to take drugs, even though she does look like Donald D and Daffy D
and on the subject of drugs
it was sad bad news about H Ledger as far as I could tell
the who-gives-a-shit comments about him early on seemed to be off target
he wasn’t a media clown like so many mentioned at this site and he had a family, figure he seemed to be an ok guy
wrong place to be mentioning this I know but whatever the fuck
Auntie Kryst | January 23, 2008 at 4:31 pm
@27 Just fucking with you coach d. I agree she looks a little better in that photo than her current wretched state.
marisa | January 23, 2008 at 4:36 pm
“Cats can’t drive. ”
um excuse me but i think Toonces would REALLY have a problem with this statement!!
FRIST!!! | January 23, 2008 at 4:37 pm
It’s ok #30, you are not required to think on thesuperficial..
Mike | January 23, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Hey FRIST what’s shaken??
Toonces | January 23, 2008 at 4:40 pm
#32 Thank you for that comment. I sure as shit can drive…Just not very well.
stardust | January 23, 2008 at 4:43 pm
After the shock of Heath Ledger all these so called celebrities just look so lame.
they cant handle their success then they should fuck of, the world will still turn another day without them.
FCS | January 23, 2008 at 4:46 pm
She must be terrified since we all saw how hard they British cops came down on that other crackhead brit Pete D. who’s been busted like 50 times.
Stop or I’ll say stop again !
coach_d | January 23, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Auntie, thanks for clarifying… I think any photo not displaying her horrid teeth is a marked improvement
FRIST!!! | January 23, 2008 at 4:48 pm
#34 not a whole lot, Mike, I’ve been dieting!!!
Thsy | January 23, 2008 at 4:50 pm
wiNnAr.
Maybe she’ll start speaking in Cantonese and people will just admit to her bipolar disorder and multiple personalities. Or she’ll get hit by a truck. Either way.
Ript1&0 | January 23, 2008 at 4:52 pm
I said smoking crack was a BAD IDEA. I didn’t say you should get arrested for it.
Fascists.
Ript1&0 | January 23, 2008 at 4:52 pm
I said smoking crack was a BAD IDEA. I didn’t say you should get arrested for it.
Fascists.
marisa | January 23, 2008 at 4:54 pm
toonces…ability to drive and skill at it are totally unrelated. as evidenced by 95% of the population. you drive on, kitty…you drive into the burning sunset of that cliff.
Auntie Kryst | January 23, 2008 at 4:57 pm
@39 Damn Frist, you let me down. I was hoping your answer to what’s shaken was “Britney’s children?”. Fuck it, it’s happy hour.
FRIST!!! | January 23, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Yeah, that would have been the better response..
MoronicShitney | January 23, 2008 at 5:18 pm
That blonde hair made her even fuglier than I could have imagine, thank Fug it’s gone.
RENEE... | January 23, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Jeez, she cleans up well, and looks a hell of a lot better than she has the past few weeks as the tweeked out bleached blonde. All that being said, she still is one atrociously ugly bitch.
Ziggie | January 23, 2008 at 5:25 pm
She was extremely ugly when she was fat and healthy, unlike Jennifer Love Hewitt, who’s still got nice boobs and a splooge-worthy smile despite being a waddling pig now.
Victoria | January 23, 2008 at 5:36 pm
What? Amy Winehouse is on crack? Since when? She’s always been the epitome of health in my mind.
titansaunt | January 23, 2008 at 5:36 pm
She’s the British version of our beloved Britney!