Amy Winehouse investigaged for crack smoking video

January 23rd, 2008 // 94 Comments

The video of Amy Winehouse smoking crack that The Sun released on Monday may lead to legal troubles for the singer. Apparently the video was filmed right before Amy attended the hearing for her husband Blake on Friday. The AP reports:

Police will look at the video before deciding whether any charges should be brought against Winehouse, a Metropolitan Police spokesman said while speaking on condition of anonymity in line with force policy.

I wonder if they’ll find anything illegal on the tape like, oh, I dunno, Amy Winehouse smoking crack! Then she suggests her cat should pack up and leave. I mean, that has to be illegal. Cats can’t drive. Except for mine. He’s pretty good at it. I leave him in the car while I get hammered at the local tavern because I’m a hero. Then Fluffy drives me home or at least attempts to. He mostly just meows at the steering wheel while I lie on the floor and work the gas with my face. But it’s cool; I make him wear a seatbelt.

NOTE: For those of you curious about Amy’s appearance, these photos were taken last night. She changed her hair color over the weekend. Apparently blonde hair is too crazy for Amy Winehouse.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

  1. Texas Tranny

    Batshit crazy……..

  2. FIRST you whores

  3. AZ cowgirl

    I’d shove it up her crack the stupid homo. bc she sings doesn’t mean she deserves to be a total gaywad.

  4. Nathan


  5. Bing

    They got some top notch cops in London. I wonder what tipped them off?

  6. havoc

    I guess they’re lucky she didn’t smoke the fuckin’ cat……


  7. minniememe

    that stupid eye makeup gimmick has got to go

  8. Susan

    Isn’t that the “Executive Elvira” doll?

  9. Lauren

    She’s actually cute in these pictures, in a gothic chic kind of way

  10. Auntie Kryst

    Deciding to press charges? The cops, or in the queerish way the limey’s call them, Bobbies really seem to not give a shit about the law. Someone tell Stacy Keach it’s cool to fly into Heathrow again!

  11. Mike

    She makes me tingely in all the right places. I want her!

  12. Snarf

    This bitch fucking sucks.

  13. Addie

    She looks like less of a wreck than she usually does… strange..

  14. BunnyButt

    There was no criminal activity. It was all special effects. There was no crack. There was no pipe. And, in reality, Amy looks just like Jessica Alba did five years ago.

  15. Marc

    Ugly Jew

  16. #8

    Good one! Thanks for making me laugh today!!!


  17. My cat ate an entire wheel of cheese. And I wasn’t even mad.

    P.S. That girl is disgusting.

  18. coach_d

    Is it just me or does she look better than usual in these pics?

  19. coach_d

    Is it just me or does she look better than usual in these pics?

  20. bunny

    wots with the liner n no lipstick??? its annoying. always the liner n nerver the lippy.

  21. moobs

    i kind of do feel sorry for HER

  22. coach_d

    Is it just me or does she look better than usual in these pics?

  23. coach_d

    Is it just me or does she look better than usual in these pics?

  24. Auntie Kryst

    It’s just you Coach, it’s an older photo of her. PS Just hit the goddamn post comment button once.

  25. Vince Lombardi

    So she hit the pipe before she went to see hubby in jail… obviously she wanted to look and feel sexy…..

  26. sameshitdifferentyear


    I think you misspelled one of the words in the title of this entry

    It should be “investiuglygated”

    Couldn’t she use the “Medusa Defense” if it comes to trial?

    Medusa Defense (defn):
    A legal precendent set in Paddell vs Flote Aug 1932, where it was determined any individual, particularly a female desperate to be famous, and yet simultaneously a hideous monstrosity of visual compromises, is allowed to be medicated and/or on illicit drugs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, so as to remain totally unaware of what she actually looks like.

    Seems like a shoo-in to me

    Appears Jayieme Pressly, or Jaieyyemeeiie Pressslyeyey or whatever the fuck, used that at least twice already to defend herself as well
    As well as the “Daffy Defense” at least three times

  27. coach_d

    my goddamn browser crashed, prick!
    guess I gotta thing for ugly jewish grrls

  28. Shallow Val

    She should keep the first picture because that’s the only time in her life that she’ll ever be in that perfect angle that makes her look like Ashley Judd. Look closely…..

    Oh and 13 – her hair is long and black, she recently dyed it blonde and cut it. Draw your own conclusions…..(duh, it’s an old picture).

  29. #20, I don’t know what’s more annoying, her lipliner or your comment..

  30. sameshitdifferentyear

    ok #26 ending wasn’t that well thought out
    JP isn’t known to take drugs, even though she does look like Donald D and Daffy D

    and on the subject of drugs
    it was sad bad news about H Ledger as far as I could tell
    the who-gives-a-shit comments about him early on seemed to be off target
    he wasn’t a media clown like so many mentioned at this site and he had a family, figure he seemed to be an ok guy
    wrong place to be mentioning this I know but whatever the fuck

  31. Auntie Kryst

    @27 Just fucking with you coach d. I agree she looks a little better in that photo than her current wretched state.

  32. marisa

    “Cats can’t drive. ”

    um excuse me but i think Toonces would REALLY have a problem with this statement!!

  33. It’s ok #30, you are not required to think on thesuperficial..

  34. Mike

    Hey FRIST what’s shaken??

  35. Toonces

    #32 Thank you for that comment. I sure as shit can drive…Just not very well.

  36. stardust

    After the shock of Heath Ledger all these so called celebrities just look so lame.

    they cant handle their success then they should fuck of, the world will still turn another day without them.

  37. FCS

    She must be terrified since we all saw how hard they British cops came down on that other crackhead brit Pete D. who’s been busted like 50 times.

    Stop or I’ll say stop again !

  38. coach_d

    Auntie, thanks for clarifying… I think any photo not displaying her horrid teeth is a marked improvement

  39. #34 not a whole lot, Mike, I’ve been dieting!!!

  40. Thsy

    Maybe she’ll start speaking in Cantonese and people will just admit to her bipolar disorder and multiple personalities. Or she’ll get hit by a truck. Either way.

  41. Ript1&0

    I said smoking crack was a BAD IDEA. I didn’t say you should get arrested for it.


  42. Ript1&0

    I said smoking crack was a BAD IDEA. I didn’t say you should get arrested for it.


  43. marisa

    toonces…ability to drive and skill at it are totally unrelated. as evidenced by 95% of the population. you drive on, kitty…you drive into the burning sunset of that cliff.

  44. Auntie Kryst

    @39 Damn Frist, you let me down. I was hoping your answer to what’s shaken was “Britney’s children?”. Fuck it, it’s happy hour.

  45. Yeah, that would have been the better response..

  46. MoronicShitney

    That blonde hair made her even fuglier than I could have imagine, thank Fug it’s gone.

  47. RENEE...

    Jeez, she cleans up well, and looks a hell of a lot better than she has the past few weeks as the tweeked out bleached blonde. All that being said, she still is one atrociously ugly bitch.

  48. Ziggie

    She was extremely ugly when she was fat and healthy, unlike Jennifer Love Hewitt, who’s still got nice boobs and a splooge-worthy smile despite being a waddling pig now.

  49. Victoria

    What? Amy Winehouse is on crack? Since when? She’s always been the epitome of health in my mind.

  50. titansaunt

    She’s the British version of our beloved Britney!

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