Amy Winehouse is in rehab

August 14th, 2007 // 174 Comments
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Singer Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil finally admitted they have a drug problem and checked into rehab over the weekend. Apparently Amy collapsed last week after taking a cocktail of heroin, ecstasy, cocaine and the horse tranquillizer ketamine. The Daily Mail reports:

She was reported to have been caught smoking heroin in her suite by a friend, at which point her father Mitch flipped. Taxi driver Mitch arrived the next day with his wife Janis, and Fielder-Civil’s stepfather Giles Civil and mother Georgette. According to a source close to the family, the meeting descended into a row and at one point Mr Winehouse grabbed Mr Civil by the throat. The source told a newspaper: “It broke Amy’s heart to see her parents and in-laws fighting. “That was when she realized the drink and drugs were causing problems for everyone.”

You know when I would’ve realized I had a problem? When I was taking goddamn horse tranquilizers. Yeah, taking something meant for a horse is usually a pretty good sign you need help. How is she even still alive? She weighs like 75 pounds. She must be some sort of witch. Screw rehab, we need to burn this chick at the stake. It’s the only way she can be stopped.

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Comments (174)

  1. proteon | August 14, 2007 at 6:43 pm

    Try to post first from rehab but i’m like NO – NO NO!

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  2. frankiedue | August 14, 2007 at 6:44 pm

    wow

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  3. Goodman | August 14, 2007 at 6:46 pm

    ROFLOLMAOLOLOLOL OH SHIT FOR REAL!!!GODDAMN!!!

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  4. Goodman | August 14, 2007 at 6:46 pm

    Oh and 3rd and 4th bitches

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  5. Bite Me! | August 14, 2007 at 6:47 pm

    Who is this chick? And Wow, parents getting involved in their childrens lives and putting there foot down. I think someone need to call Child Protective Services and report these horrible parents. I think all she need was a time out.

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  6. cookievanderbilt | August 14, 2007 at 6:50 pm

    K, Yay, and E pretty much a standard cocktail in certain scenes these days. But heroine too? Holy snorty nonsense! That pretty much relinquishes the body of all appetite for day(s). No wonder she’s such a skinny little thang.

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  7. justifiable | August 14, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    While she’s there, can they fucking snip that horrible puffball, growth, whatever the hell it is off the back of her head?

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  8. no1justminda | August 14, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    She’s not in rehab for drugs, she’s in rehab for BAD HAIR! How the hell does she stay standing up?!

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  9. wedgeone | August 14, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    Seriously … Who?
    Is she acting in “Grease … The Muscial”? She could not have willingly went out in public dressed like the 1950′s collided with the 21st century.

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  10. twinkle | August 14, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    Haha burn her at the stake is right she is definately a hag, she looks like she lives in a fucking dumpster.

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  11. Jorjeen | August 14, 2007 at 6:55 pm

    Ketamine is not a common horse tranquilizer. It is better known and used as a CAT tranquilizer; and they used to anesthesize people with it as well.

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  12. Geoff | August 14, 2007 at 6:56 pm

    #1 All I can think of when I see this chick is “Why are you so stooopid, stooopid? Hoooh?”
    #2 Dumbest haircut of all time including Britney Shears.
    #3 ATF and INS should both recon this chicks hairdoo and look for drugs or illegal aliens.
    #4 Is that Pete Doherty’s clone she’s with?
    #5 Are those scratches on her legs from jumping over the border fence?
    #6 ITS NOT A TUMOR!
    #7 Would a good, hard, slap take that HID-E-OUS eyeliner off?

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  13. Goodman | August 14, 2007 at 6:56 pm

    12th

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  14. caljenna66 | August 14, 2007 at 6:57 pm

    I used to have a heroine problem, but I just stopped watching Xena.

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  15. Goodman | August 14, 2007 at 6:57 pm

    14th

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  16. cookievanderbilt | August 14, 2007 at 6:57 pm

    PS on Ketamine! It is a dissasociative drug…also used in hospitals to treat burn victims.

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  17. Goodman | August 14, 2007 at 6:58 pm

    16th

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  18. Goodman | August 14, 2007 at 6:58 pm

    18th

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  19. curlyfrie | August 14, 2007 at 6:59 pm

    top 15 yes!!

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  20. lenoz | August 14, 2007 at 6:59 pm

    ketamine is crazy stuff. very unique. it’s pretty scary when you read someone dissing the cocktail of ketamine, ecstasy and cocaine, and then think back and realise “oh, shit, i’ve done that myself”. thank fuck for the gift of some kind of self control and self limitation. oh, and that i’ve never touched heroin. yeah that probably made a difference.

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  21. curlyfrie | August 14, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    i meant top 20 oops!!

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  22. arc698 | August 14, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    this chick is so bad ass…for doing heroin she doesn’t look to bad. in the 5th picture posted i could tell she’s got sadness behind her eyes.
    this woman is not to be messed. totally awesome.

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  23. asasasassa | August 14, 2007 at 7:01 pm

    She is like known for her hair and makeup. It is her “thing” I guess you would say..

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  24. lenoz | August 14, 2007 at 7:01 pm

    when did geekologie and thesuperficial become havens for these “first comment”, “i’m in the top 15! woo” bitches? i’m not being a spoilsport but i can’t help but think the kind of people who act like that have the complete opposite of the kind of ethos that the humour on these sites promotes?

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  25. really?!?!??!??!?!?!? | August 14, 2007 at 7:01 pm

    how low do you have to get to take fucking HORSE TRANQUILIZERS!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! obviously she has money cuz she was doing coke & heroin as well… & apparently she was too doped up to notice that her eyeliner was never even close to her eyes… next thing she’s going to start taking is probably going to be some heavy-duty raccoon tranqs or something… or maybe she will just turn INTO the raccoon instead of looking like it

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  26. combustion8 | August 14, 2007 at 7:01 pm

    yep Ketamine “special k” isn’t for horses it’s for cats… nothing worse than getting in a “k hole”.

    now excuse me while I have an early 90′s flashback.

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  27. Kevin | August 14, 2007 at 7:03 pm

    Who the fuck is Amy Winehouse and why should I care? She’s fucking ugly.

    And, lenoz, you’re right. There are too much “first” losers here. Way too fucking many.

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  28. proteon | August 14, 2007 at 7:05 pm
  29. cookievanderbilt | August 14, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    K holes not for the weak of heart.

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  30. lenoz | August 14, 2007 at 7:08 pm

    thanks for the agreement kevin… been noticing it on geekologie more (don’t check comments on thesuperficial so often) – i wish we could do something about it, but more than anything it’s worrying that viewers wanna act like that… i kind of held visitors to this site in a high esteem, which is proving to be fairly false.

    combustion8 – thank god someone else here knows what a k hole is like – makes me laugh a little bit. i’m not saying i’m proud of my drug intake at times but i can pretty much guarantee i’m always gonna stay on top of it, and in that sense drugs can be fucking cool. there’s a reason why they’re addictive :-D

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  31. Britt | August 14, 2007 at 7:10 pm

    WASNT THIS BITCH THAT ONE THAT SANG, “THEY TELL ME TO GO TO REHAB AND I SAY NO NO NO!!!
    wELL WUT DO U SAY NOW BITCH..LOL…

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  32. TS | August 14, 2007 at 7:10 pm

    #1, if you are going to claim “first,” that is certainly an acceptable and original way to do it. All these other dumbasses who just write “first” should take notice. Kudos to you.

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  33. combustion8 | August 14, 2007 at 7:11 pm

    lenoz, I was all over that scene in the early 90′s when i lived in FT Lauderdale, every weekend going to club Edge and watching the teenage girls all k-holed out… watched a 16 year old girl get an adrenaline shot (by the bouncer) in the chest after she about croaked on the dance floor.

    good times!

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  34. blonde de role | August 14, 2007 at 7:12 pm

    what the FUCK is wrong with her hair? No seriously…someone PLEASE try to explain it to me. Maybe for a show or something, could I even begin to understand why she does that to her hair. But she is clearly just walking down the street having a normal day. SO why the beehive. AHH it confuses me. So does the eyeliner. But I am beginning to think she has that tattooed on.

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  35. Goodman | August 14, 2007 at 7:14 pm

    25 and 27 catch AIDS and die (that right I went Noel Gallagher on your ass)

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  36. TS | August 14, 2007 at 7:16 pm

    And did I mention that this is arguably ony of the fugliest “celebrities” out there? I mean good God, for get the hair, makeup and bony figure, what about that grill. Has anyone seen this chick’s teeth? Between her and Austin Powers the stereotype about the British and their jacked-up teeth is pretty much validated and solidified. HOLY SMOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  37. lenoz | August 14, 2007 at 7:16 pm

    proteon – fair play to you, i don’t mind you posting first if you’re gonna make a funny comment out of it, just so you know i wasn’t aiming my abuse at you. my abuse was solely for Goodman and curlyfrie, but even more so for the fucks that are taking over geekologie. and that youtube link you posted made me laugh. sad thing is i bet some people watch it and go “shit yeah, i feel the same. i’m always trying to post first. man this guy is so deep”

    combustion8 – thankfully i’ve never got into K that hard. first time i ever tried it i was already on weed, E, coke, MDMA and alcohol. quite a fucking combo, probably not the best line up to be trying K but it actually went ok. strange, but ok. which is more than can be said for a couple of my mates. certainly never got to the adrenaline stage, i missed out on the 80s rave scene as well, knowing how much i like to get high that was probably a good thing for my mind and body :-) … i’m off the class As for a bit since a v. v. v. bad experience with some dodgy pills in serbia last month… eek.

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  38. Goodman | August 14, 2007 at 7:19 pm

    37 is Lindsay is disguise

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  39. Goodman | August 14, 2007 at 7:20 pm

    apologies to 25 i meant 24

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  40. Suburban Socialite | August 14, 2007 at 7:23 pm

    She almost looks like she’s going to cry in the first picture. I’d be sad too if I went from looking kinda hot to looking like that. Check out her video for “F**k Me Pumps” on Youtube, if you can’t picture her looking good.

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  41. combustion8 | August 14, 2007 at 7:24 pm

    lenoz – I’m straight as an arrow now, my mind couldnt take anymore basicly… my drug of choice back then was trollin (or candyflipping as they call it out here in cali) acid and e.. quite a 1, 2 punch. Never got into coke or h but almost all the e you get is cut with either one (or both) anyway. Havent touched anything stonger than weed since 1997.

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  42. lenoz | August 14, 2007 at 7:30 pm

    congrats combustion8, i’m going through a funny stage of my life too, post-university, crossroads of directions, entering Real Life sort of thing. just been travelling for 3 months and that was the first time for about 5 years i hadn’t been smoking weed solidly every day (got a great degree despite that!) – now i’ve had one reefer in 4 months… strange feeling, MJ really is that ex girlfriend you never quite fall out of love with tho… :-) how old you know if you don’t mind my asking?

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  43. How to Pick Up Women | August 14, 2007 at 7:31 pm

    I hope there’s a dentist in there!

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  44. Deedee | August 14, 2007 at 7:31 pm

    Why does this not surprise me? I think one of her songs had a hidden message that kind of gave it away..I cant think what one it was…hhmmmm…
    Its on the tip of my tounge….?????

    They tried to make me go to rehab
    I said no, no, no.
    Yes I been black, but when I come back
    You wont know, know, know.

    I ain’t got the time
    And if my daddy thinks im fine
    He’s tried to make me go to rehab
    I wont go, go, go….

    Obvioulsy her daddy doesnt think shes fine anymore lol.

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  45. skevola | August 14, 2007 at 7:31 pm

    Her fuckin wig must weigh like 2 times more than her body. That’s probably where she hides her drugs, too… and the horse she stole the tranquilizers from…

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  46. lenoz | August 14, 2007 at 7:33 pm

    #43, are you THE Zachary Skinner? lol – there was a time you wouldn’t dare post links like that on a site like this for fear of the teasing and embarrassment :-p

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  47. Italian Stallion | August 14, 2007 at 7:34 pm

    I’ve tried K a couple times, E many a times, coke here and there, but never herion or crack. Like you guys give a fuck.

    One time on K, it took me an hour and a half to walk three blocks. I must have looked like a complete moron the way I was stomping down the street. I thought my shoes weighed 100 pounds………LOL

    Good times I tell ya, good times………………….

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  48. combustion8 | August 14, 2007 at 7:35 pm

    34 years old, was in the rave scene in my early 20s, had an epiphany in 1996 after a relative commited suicide and went back to college… now I work for toshiba out here in california… about as much of a 180 as one could have. Heard a lot of the people I hung out with back then are either dead or homeless and strung out.

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  49. lenoz | August 14, 2007 at 7:35 pm

    you went outside on K? you’re nuts haha ;-) or very brave. or both.

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  50. Amy Winehouse | August 14, 2007 at 7:37 pm

    I started the rumour about my drug use and rehab because sales of my album were lagging and I was running out of dope money….errrrr, I mean money to pay hair stylist, fashion designer, wardrobe person, and my Jamba Juice bill.

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