Amy Winehouse wears bikini for new boyfriend who miraculously keeps living

January 2nd, 2009 // 125 Comments

These are pics of a barely bikini-clad Amy Winehouse in St. Lucia yesterday with a new boyfriend. Let’s just go ahead and assume this guy is blind, has no sense of smell, on acid, bipolar, a clone of Pauly Shore and probably gay (If not, he’s gonna be.). But even then I still don’t get it. Maybe Amy’s digging gold bars out of her crotch, who knows? I stopped looking after my retinas pulled a gun.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that aren’t for the faint of heart. Or anyone with a heart in general.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Axil

    (Violetta: You British people should be happy to have a star like her, instead of critizising her about her appearance, (who cares) you should celebrate her getting better she is the biggest thing to come out of the UK !!!!)

    Ya forget the beatles….. junkies with crotch rot are in!

    Ya she got better, but biggest thing out of the UK Seriously? Ur kidding right?

  2. Wondering

    Has she got an itch?

  3. I am not sure if I like the red stars on her tits. What is so terrible about nipples ? Everybody has a pair and other animals may have more. Why aren’t these red stars put onto mens nipples. Ok they are a bit smaller than ours but if you have small tits you will have small nips.

  4. What is with these red stars on her nipples? Everybody has nipples, even men for Christ’s sake. This is weird in the extreme. It actually draws more attention to the tits than if there were no star.

    This is just weird.

  5. bubba g

    there’s a face that’d make a train take a dirt road.

  6. wisegal

    She actually looks about 150% better in these pictures. She doesn’t look cracked out of her mind. I think the little pot belly is from her lack of exercise. I don’t think the pipe is that heavy.

  7. LEB

    Okay, how do you NOT notice when a nip is hanging out in the air? She doesn’t have implants, so that’s no excuse. If one of mine was trying to liberate itself, I guarantee I’d be VERY aware!

  8. loloxz!!one1

    Latina bitch!!! mmmmm,, yummi.,.
    arl
    goo
    lol

  9. iabigbuck

    WELL THE LOOK ON HER FACE SAYS IT ALL, SHE IS RUBBING ONE OUT, FLICKING THE BEAN, YOU KNOW THUMBING THE DUMMY. NO HELP FROM HER DUDE THOUGH, HE KNOWS HIS HAND WOULD MELT.

  10. They are so happy, I have see their photos on meetwealthy.com, I also met a lot of wealthy singles and celebs here. It’s very nice to chat and date with them. so I feel so lucky. Good for you.

  11. RIaYerKnoo

    To be quite honest she’s looking far healthier than she’s looked in years. Now that she’s not with that scumbag she seems to be actually human. We all have off days don’t we? I mean sure she’s not looking “hot” and shit, but she’s looking good compared to how she looked previously and what a great smile! Also amazing headstand! I am extremely proud of her she’s finally sorting herself out.
    = ]

  12. RIaYerKnoo

    To be quite honest she’s looking far healthier than she’s looked in years. Now that she’s not with that scumbag she seems to be actually human. We all have off days don’t we? I mean sure she’s not looking “hot” and shit, but she’s looking good compared to how she looked previously and what a great smile! Also amazing headstand! I am extremely proud of her she’s finally sorting herself out.
    = ]

  13. wushu

    i hate this website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so judgemental

  14. J. Jonah Hexas Texas

    Apparently salt water and herpes sores go together like nuts and gum…

  15. pippa

    That’s just fracking DISGUSTING!! YUCK!

  16. Stonefreetx

    I think that Amy is looking so much better that before. Keep up the good work.

  17. Lola

    How do YOU look like????? Your body is perfect??? You are sooo stupid!!!!! Let her alone!!!

  18. Grace

    She seems to be enjoying herself. Like you losers have look any better. And that guy is too young looking but from side, he looks a little like Mr. Gahan, which I hope to see grabbing his crotch in August.

  19. yowillie

    What a FREAK!!!

  20. maryam

    Such a talent. I wish her the best. The handstands will help–a life time exercise-bet those of you who wrote rotten things can’t do one. Good Luck, Amy.

  21. maryam

    Such a talent. I wish her the best. The handstands will help keep her healthy–a life time exercise-bet those of you who wrote rotten things can’t do one. Good Luck, Amy.

  22. Uhhh ……………she’s gross ! Her voice and looks just don’t match . Tattoos do wonders for a person . L.O.L.
    Think I’ll puke .

  23. Joe X

    AMY is HOT!

    can’t you get it suckers!

    She is a gorgeous woman …!!! hot as hell and she knows how to blow your mind you suckers!

  24. She is enjoying herself. Losers like you look any better. And the guy looks too young, but from the side, that Mr. Gahan, grabbing his crotch in August for which I hope to see a little looks like.

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