These are pics of a barely bikini-clad Amy Winehouse in St. Lucia yesterday with a new boyfriend. Let’s just go ahead and assume this guy is blind, has no sense of smell, on acid, bipolar, a clone of Pauly Shore and probably gay (If not, he’s gonna be.). But even then I still don’t get it. Maybe Amy’s digging gold bars out of her crotch, who knows? I stopped looking after my retinas pulled a gun.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that aren’t for the faint of heart. Or anyone with a heart in general.
Photos: Splash News
someone else | January 3, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Dear God
feerrsstt | January 3, 2009 at 12:43 pm
frist!
Hunter | January 3, 2009 at 12:48 pm
good lord
ihateyouall | January 3, 2009 at 12:49 pm
oh crap! i was eating…
Swag | January 3, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Id hit it raw
soahc | January 3, 2009 at 1:00 pm
I’d hit it, but I wouldn’t eat it.
Danklin24 | January 3, 2009 at 1:09 pm
She actually doesnt look all that bad in these. Weird.
Now im going to go burn my hands for typing this.
It's Me Fuckers | January 3, 2009 at 1:13 pm
hehehehe… I wish I could introduce her to my ex husband… hehehe… she’d make his cock rot off.
havoc | January 3, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Why Fish…..why?
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Capt. Douchebag | January 3, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Way to easy.
Delgo | January 3, 2009 at 1:21 pm
That back shot made me spray.
Suzie | January 3, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Poor thing. Its kinda sad, I just feel bad for her.
Hope she gets better.
It's Me Fuckers | January 3, 2009 at 1:43 pm
caption for the first three pictures:
“But I have one tit out and the BURNING still won’t STOP!! Just like he said!! Fuckin dealer doesn’t know everything. Where is my pipe?”
DSJK;AFDL;AJDF;A | January 3, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Is that Dave Gahan in the water with her?
Mi | January 3, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Is it just me or does she look a LOT less like the walking dead in these?
Miss Kitty | January 3, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Yup… pushing the tampon back in
smurf | January 3, 2009 at 2:05 pm
two desperate Jews have found each other…..
Elle | January 3, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Well…it looks like she’s gaining some weight. So maybe she’s off the drugs. I really like her voice, glad to see she’s not all fucked up, and is having a good time.
gypsybrother | January 3, 2009 at 2:18 pm
i’m pulling for this crazy bitch! if you look at pic 10 that smile takes you back to pre-douche-husband days. i mean what would i drunk sing on karaoke night if not songs by the winehouse?
Funeral Guy | January 3, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Doctor!!!! My eyes!!!!
Lux | January 3, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Well, at least she gained some weight!!
This Poster | January 3, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Anyone posting after This Poster tosses Amy Crackhouse’s salad with ranch dressing
Sarah | January 3, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Zack Braff or some other yid?
Kelley | January 3, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Um, what’s with the crotch holding ? She movin’ “the boys” around ?? Yikes.
Hadu Ken | January 3, 2009 at 3:13 pm
just like a mother bird, she is feeding the animals that live in that cavernous hole of dirtiness between her legs.
WTF!
Pee Wee From Porky's | January 3, 2009 at 3:29 pm
She feels something squirm down there everytime Mimi prays for her.
patrickridyard@yahoo.com | January 3, 2009 at 3:35 pm
amy crackhouse grabs her balls sake he he he!!!!!
patricia | January 3, 2009 at 4:03 pm
why the hell she holding her crotch?
SupHomies | January 3, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Is that Zac Braff with her? I think she looks better now that she’s put on weight, but she needs to tone up if she wants to still be considered a top artist.
B | January 3, 2009 at 4:28 pm
I’m going to give her a pass here. That handstand is pretty awesome for a girl as messed up as she is.
sla | January 3, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Considering she has been more or less knock-knock-knocking on death’s door for awhile now, she actually looks pretty good.
missywissy | January 3, 2009 at 4:57 pm
This site is getting really boring.
James | January 3, 2009 at 5:01 pm
She does look astonishingly…. alive in these. Real proper alive too not her former feasting on the tasty flesh of the living “alive”
huh. maybe new boyfriend is good for her.
Jenny | January 3, 2009 at 5:06 pm
“Honey my crabs are acting up again *scratch scratch scratch*”
devilsrain | January 3, 2009 at 5:09 pm
This guy gives real men a bad name. Have some self respect you fucking puke
Michelle | January 3, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Hey people leave the woman alone. She looks so much healthier, not to mention happier… I don’t understand why everyone has to be so mean to these girls…
Mama Pinkus | January 3, 2009 at 5:21 pm
I agree with Michelle – she’s looking much more healthy, and certainly happier – I wish Ms. Winehouse well in her efforts to beat her demons.
The Laughing G-D | January 3, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Where the hell is Randal?
Geek | January 3, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Please Webmaster, take off the ‘Full Size’ button. That would be just too much.
This skagg’s gota go!
EverybodylovesROUGHers | January 3, 2009 at 6:27 pm
What the? I feel like im watching a sequel to the Island of Dr Moreau here…
Shiri | January 3, 2009 at 6:30 pm
As others have said, she does look a lot healthier in these pics. Her body wouldn’t be too terrible if she didn’t have those tattoos. I just am not a fan of a lot of tattoos on a female’s body.
teeg | January 3, 2009 at 6:38 pm
That’s a nasty little spare tire for such a skinny chick.
loved` | January 3, 2009 at 6:50 pm
y dat fuck is she feeling down there….ewwwww, did she relized tha she got her pd. and she very fked up.
—-by tha i mean by her face… gosh i jus want to go over her house and like fix her up… does she ever look @ her face.
loved` | January 3, 2009 at 6:52 pm
tha is she doin… feeling DOWN there.. ewww. i jus want to go 2 her house and fix her! she sooooooooooo………………..ugly
Julie Ann | January 3, 2009 at 7:02 pm
She’s just repulsive…in a kind of…awwww, you poor thing *pat on the head*…kind of way.
netstarman | January 3, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Would someone get her a hairbrush shes starting to itch really really bad down there , where her top is coming off from the action.
LoosyGoosey | January 3, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I think she’s putting the crack pipe back in it’s hole-der.
CaptainMorgan | January 3, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Why does she not melt when she gets water on her?
AustinPowers | January 3, 2009 at 7:14 pm
It’s a MAN, baby!
TrailerPete | January 3, 2009 at 7:16 pm
I didn’t know they had a “beach” at the Trailer Park.