Amy Winehouse, for who the hell knows what reason, has been immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds in London. Her parents Mitch and Janis stopped by for the unveiling sans Amy which prompted Mitch to ask Janis “Why couldn’t you have had a wax baby? I want a divorce.” The AP reports:
The singer’s parents, Mitch and Janis Winehouse, attended the unveiling, but the 24-year-old soul diva did not. Her father said she was working and would see the waxwork in the next few weeks.
“This is the reward for her musical achievements and her talent,” Mitch Winehouse said, adding the model bears an “incredible” likeness to his daughter.
For even further authenticity, the statue was rolled around the inside of a dumpster out back. These people don’t fuck around.
FIRST!!!!
FRIST
Her dad is scarrryyyy.
Is this Sarah Jessica Parkers missing mole?
fuck you Bird.
fuck you sdaf
Why the fuck? ..
Well i guess they made a wax work of Hitler, and he is slightly higher on the scale than twathouse,
its better looking than she is.
its better looking than she is.
Its sad when the wax version looks better than Amy,
but its still creepy to look at O_O
I bet the statue can hold a more coherent conversation. But without lesions, it’s not a deadringer.
The first wax statue that is actually more attractive than the real person.
Somebody needs to replace the mic with a big dildo. That would make it more realistic..
As I read this story, my interest turned to wax.
we thought we lost you, but you are in rare form today.
keep up the good work!
*throws up*
Wow…amazing job.
Her boobs aren’t really that big
“It bears an ‘incredible’ likeness to his daughter”?? Wait….where are the track marks and sores around her face?
Without those, I don’t recognize her.
She is SO much uglier in real life, Madam Tussauds has whitewashed Whinehouse.
LOL at #17….I was thinking the same thing! They forgot the impetigo!! It really does look like her, only smoother.
LOL at #17….I was thinking the same thing! They forgot the impetigo!! It really does look like her, only smoother.
AW MAN, WHAT A WASTE OF SOME GOOD WAX!!!
I guess this is what she would look like if she did not do drugs.
I’d hit it.
Christ, her dad is even co-dependent with a wax dummy……
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they should have gotten the on top of the car, shit faced tripping balls pose :)
I hope this statue doesn’t melt her own head the first time she tries to smoke crack in the museum.
Wow, check out her parents. Now THOSE are some dirty Christkilling heebs. Where’s a Palestinian construction driver when you really need him…
I agree that the statue is better looking than the real thing.
If only she looked that good!!!!
So sad when a wax statue looks a million times better than a human.
Who did they use as a model?
My children said “That lady is a bad witch because she’s ugly, and all evil witches are ugly-looking.”
Hehehe – out of the mouth of babes . . . .
P.S. They don’t normally read the Superficial, but I wanted their opinion on this picture. Hehehehe! :oD
believe it or not–this is what she USED to look like.
#32 – I hope a pedophile rapes and kills your kids.
wow, her skin looks so much better as a wax sculpture!
wow, her skin looks so much better as a wax sculpture!
Immortalized? not.. In 100 or so years the wax will get fucked up, melt or stuffed in some storage shed never to be seen again.
@ #34: What a fucked up thing to say, you worthless sack of shit. Do us all a favor and stop consuming our valuable oxygen. Perhaps you are the pedophile of whom you spoke of… DICKHEAD!!!
@ #32 HA HA They’re totally right!!
@ #34 Fuck you
I went to your little postponed adolescence going-on -40 and-acting-like-your-19 site. You are an ugly whore. You really don’t need to express your lack of creativity by threatening children, elephant cunt.
I hope you get AIDS, you middle aged walking garbage can.
Amy Winehouse is quite the pig AND she is very unattractive. She was not born that way but chose to degenerate into a mindless greedy drug addict, which is what I suspect your are as well “medicated drama queen”.
Grow up hag or grow old quicker.
if she was healthy and took a looong shower she’d look like that again.
#41,
Yeah, and IF she had a dick, she’d be Andy Winehouse.
#40: Totally agree. I already posted my rant but I checked out the morbid site as well. I wonder how “Goddess Kari” would feel if someone posted a comment like that about her daughter. Another stupid bitch….SIGH!!!
They forgot the ghastly facial lesions. Yikes, what an awful trio of yids.
Nope. Doesn’t look like her. The wax statue looks healthier and more “do-able.”
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
HAHAHAHAHA ……………. it looks WAAAY better than SHE does !!!
i thought she already was made of wax?
she has a monroe piercing.
LOL…
at first i wasnt paying attention and i though it was her
i thought “wow, she’s actually looking alot better”
and its wax..haha of course
Amy Winehouse’s dad is Steven Seagal?