Amy Winehouse, for who the hell knows what reason, has been immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds in London. Her parents Mitch and Janis stopped by for the unveiling sans Amy which prompted Mitch to ask Janis “Why couldn’t you have had a wax baby? I want a divorce.” The AP reports:
The singer’s parents, Mitch and Janis Winehouse, attended the unveiling, but the 24-year-old soul diva did not. Her father said she was working and would see the waxwork in the next few weeks.
“This is the reward for her musical achievements and her talent,” Mitch Winehouse said, adding the model bears an “incredible” likeness to his daughter.
For even further authenticity, the statue was rolled around the inside of a dumpster out back. These people don’t fuck around.
Bird | July 23, 2008 at 4:01 pm
FIRST!!!!
sdaf | July 23, 2008 at 4:02 pm
FRIST
Bri | July 23, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Her dad is scarrryyyy.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 23, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Is this Sarah Jessica Parkers missing mole?
B | July 23, 2008 at 4:03 pm
fuck you Bird.
fuck you sdaf
Um.. | July 23, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Why the fuck? ..
Well i guess they made a wax work of Hitler, and he is slightly higher on the scale than twathouse,
whocares5 | July 23, 2008 at 4:06 pm
its better looking than she is.
whocares5 | July 23, 2008 at 4:06 pm
its better looking than she is.
umm okd | July 23, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Its sad when the wax version looks better than Amy,
but its still creepy to look at O_O
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 23, 2008 at 4:11 pm
I bet the statue can hold a more coherent conversation. But without lesions, it’s not a deadringer.
Sportsdvl | July 23, 2008 at 4:11 pm
The first wax statue that is actually more attractive than the real person.
Jimbo | July 23, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Somebody needs to replace the mic with a big dildo. That would make it more realistic..
Sid | July 23, 2008 at 4:17 pm
As I read this story, my interest turned to wax.
wooo | July 23, 2008 at 4:18 pm
we thought we lost you, but you are in rare form today.
keep up the good work!
*throws up*
Shari | July 23, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Wow…amazing job.
tp | July 23, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Her boobs aren’t really that big
twzzlrgirl | July 23, 2008 at 4:22 pm
“It bears an ‘incredible’ likeness to his daughter”?? Wait….where are the track marks and sores around her face?
Without those, I don’t recognize her.
Manly chins are super sexy | July 23, 2008 at 4:26 pm
She is SO much uglier in real life, Madam Tussauds has whitewashed Whinehouse.
Maddi | July 23, 2008 at 4:27 pm
LOL at #17….I was thinking the same thing! They forgot the impetigo!! It really does look like her, only smoother.
Maddi | July 23, 2008 at 4:27 pm
LOL at #17….I was thinking the same thing! They forgot the impetigo!! It really does look like her, only smoother.
IMNOTLYING | July 23, 2008 at 4:28 pm
AW MAN, WHAT A WASTE OF SOME GOOD WAX!!!
HAG | July 23, 2008 at 4:29 pm
I guess this is what she would look like if she did not do drugs.
Mike Hawk | July 23, 2008 at 4:29 pm
I’d hit it.
havoc | July 23, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Christ, her dad is even co-dependent with a wax dummy……
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hahaha | July 23, 2008 at 4:31 pm
they should have gotten the on top of the car, shit faced tripping balls pose :)
Ted from LA | July 23, 2008 at 4:32 pm
I hope this statue doesn’t melt her own head the first time she tries to smoke crack in the museum.
veggi | July 23, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Wow, check out her parents. Now THOSE are some dirty Christkilling heebs. Where’s a Palestinian construction driver when you really need him…
Brandon | July 23, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I agree that the statue is better looking than the real thing.
CJ | July 23, 2008 at 4:35 pm
If only she looked that good!!!!
JrsyGrl | July 23, 2008 at 4:36 pm
So sad when a wax statue looks a million times better than a human.
BunnyButt | July 23, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Who did they use as a model?
My kids' mommy | July 23, 2008 at 4:48 pm
My children said “That lady is a bad witch because she’s ugly, and all evil witches are ugly-looking.”
Hehehe – out of the mouth of babes . . . .
P.S. They don’t normally read the Superficial, but I wanted their opinion on this picture. Hehehehe! :oD
lulu | July 23, 2008 at 4:51 pm
believe it or not–this is what she USED to look like.
FRIST!!! | July 23, 2008 at 5:02 pm
#32 – I hope a pedophile rapes and kills your kids.
jade | July 23, 2008 at 5:10 pm
wow, her skin looks so much better as a wax sculpture!
jade | July 23, 2008 at 5:10 pm
wow, her skin looks so much better as a wax sculpture!
Kory | July 23, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Immortalized? not.. In 100 or so years the wax will get fucked up, melt or stuffed in some storage shed never to be seen again.
Kathi | July 23, 2008 at 5:12 pm
@ #34: What a fucked up thing to say, you worthless sack of shit. Do us all a favor and stop consuming our valuable oxygen. Perhaps you are the pedophile of whom you spoke of… DICKHEAD!!!
spanky | July 23, 2008 at 5:17 pm
@ #32 HA HA They’re totally right!!
@ #34 Fuck you
Deary Frist from your new Troll | July 23, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I went to your little postponed adolescence going-on -40 and-acting-like-your-19 site. You are an ugly whore. You really don’t need to express your lack of creativity by threatening children, elephant cunt.
I hope you get AIDS, you middle aged walking garbage can.
Amy Winehouse is quite the pig AND she is very unattractive. She was not born that way but chose to degenerate into a mindless greedy drug addict, which is what I suspect your are as well “medicated drama queen”.
Grow up hag or grow old quicker.
liz4sale | July 23, 2008 at 5:31 pm
if she was healthy and took a looong shower she’d look like that again.
Ted from LA | July 23, 2008 at 5:38 pm
#41,
Yeah, and IF she had a dick, she’d be Andy Winehouse.
Kathi | July 23, 2008 at 5:41 pm
#40: Totally agree. I already posted my rant but I checked out the morbid site as well. I wonder how “Goddess Kari” would feel if someone posted a comment like that about her daughter. Another stupid bitch….SIGH!!!
Frank | July 23, 2008 at 6:16 pm
They forgot the ghastly facial lesions. Yikes, what an awful trio of yids.
polly Pureheart | July 23, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Nope. Doesn’t look like her. The wax statue looks healthier and more “do-able.”
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
Harry Ballzck | July 23, 2008 at 7:45 pm
HAHAHAHAHA ……………. it looks WAAAY better than SHE does !!!
burgernoodle | July 23, 2008 at 8:22 pm
i thought she already was made of wax?
cjraa | July 23, 2008 at 8:32 pm
she has a monroe piercing.
charamgne | July 23, 2008 at 8:37 pm
LOL…
at first i wasnt paying attention and i though it was her
i thought “wow, she’s actually looking alot better”
and its wax..haha of course
monkfish | July 23, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Amy Winehouse’s dad is Steven Seagal?