Amy Winehouse: ‘I’m the least racist person going’

June 10th, 2008 // 89 Comments

Amy Winehouse held court with the paparazzi yesterday outside her home. It seems to be her press room lately where’s seen either signing autographs for the children or terrorizing the freaking populace with her shirt off. But one thing Amy isn’t doing is discriminating. After a video popped up of her singing a racially loaded song, while presumably high off her beehive, Amy apologized to the media, according to the AP:

Winehouse later stood outside her north London home, telling paparazzi that she was sorry, adding: “I don’t want to play anything down, but I’m the least racist person going.”

I believe her. You can get Amy Winehouse to do anything on camera once she’s full of blow which is, I dunno, always. Frankly, I’m surprised this interview didn’t end with her eating a cat and singing the classic children’s tune “I’m a Little Teapot – Who Hates Darkies.”

NOTE: Included more candid shots of Amy and Blake that were leaked to the media. Now there’s a happy couple in a drug-fueled relationship based on dependency. *sigh*


  1. d

    gross picture danielle. yuuuuck

  2. Lola

    Gross, what’s with her teeth? Looks like a horse….. Good talent being wasted. I’d expect this from people with no talent at all i.e… paris, kim, britney, jessica, lindsay etc…. Basically all the whores of Hollywood

  3. Vince Lombardi

    I thought Dog the Bounty Hunter was the least racist person outside of David Dukes. Guess I was wrong.

    Re pic #9. With all that shit off her face and the top of her hair, she’s also no longer the least beautiful woman on the planet. Still in the bottom 2 after the classic portrait post of “overbite my mirror,” but not the LEAST beautiful. Kinda like “Assistant Least Beautiful,” maybe.

    Otto Graham was and still IS the least beautiful…..

  4. pinky_nip

    I didn’t know black people used computers unless they were writing up their appeals in Notebook.

  5. hot mess

    Why can’t you all just Leave Danielle Alone! I haven’t seen her picture yet, but I can tell from her comments that she’s just going through a hard time because YOU haters keep hounding her and hounding her!! She can’t post to any thread without being completely picked apeart. It’s horrible Just LEAVE Danielle ALONE!! Can’t you see that what you are saying is really hurting her?!? Is that what you want? I have been her biggest fan even since before she came on this site agian. I have a wall of Danielle in my apartment (okay, it’s accutally my parent’s basement – but hey – don’t make fun, it has its own entrance!!). She is so beautiful. What Danielle needs right now is some peace and quiet so that she can regroup, get bact to practicing posting on to this site and share her talent with all of us. PLEEEEASE! For God’s sake LEAVE DANIELLE ALONE!!

  6. erica

    Least racist person GOING? Going where? What kind of sentence is this?

  7. #54 – That sentence is a bit lacking. It should read:

    Yo, I didn’t know (n-word) used they muthafuckin’ ‘puters unless they was writin’ up they appeals in muthafuckin’ Notebook.

  8. Jrz

    55—Should we turn our attention to you?

  9. Look at those yellow TEEEEEEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. ebonics man

    #55 ‘s post in ebonics (DanYell’s languague):

    Why can’t ya all just Leave Danielle Alone! I haven’t seen her picture yet, but I can tell from her comments dat she’sjust going through uh hard tyme cuz YOU haters keep hounding her an’ hounding her!! She can’t post ta any thread without being completely picked apeart. It’shorrible Just LEAVE Danielle ALONE!! Can’t ya see dat what ya iz saying iz really hurting her?!? Is dat what ya wants? I gots been her biggest fan even since ‘bfoe she came on dis here site agian. I gots uh wall o’ Danielle in muh ma fuckin apartment (okay, it’saccutally muh ma fuckin parent’sbasement – but werd up – don’ make fun, it has its own entrance!!). She iz so fine. What Danielle needs right now iz some peace an’ quiet so dat she can regroup, git bact ta practicing posting on ta dis here site an’ share her talent wiff all o’ us. PLEEEEASE! For God’ssake LEAVE DANIELLE ALONE!!

    Ya’ dig?

  11. seriously.. look at the pic where she’s looking up at the camera… the close up where she’s like, biting the mirror… *ugh*

  12. Rut Roh

    So, The Superficial has been hijacked by fucking 14 year olds. Nice.

    Oh, and whoever said that Amy Crackpipe should tour Japan to prove she’s not racist….Hellz no, we don’t want that trash in our country. It’s bad enough that Brits come here, we don’t need std ridden, druggie whores here too.

    And am I the only human that thinks this hooker has no talent? Maybe I’m too old to appreciate modern music, but I just don’t find “Rehab” to be anything more than a dirty hickerbilly picking her guitar and rambling with a man voice.

  13. #63 – Fucking 14 year olds? Sounds like Danielle’s parents!

    BA DUM DUM!!!!

    THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!!

  14. p0nk

    @55 Randall, is that you?

  15. Amysuckhouse

    Nice coke mirror you’re biting there…….

  16. Amysuckhouse

    Nice coke mirror you’re biting there…….

  17. J

    Check out the backs of her teeth in that pic where she is biting the mirror. *HORF*

  18. Hecubus

    I don’t think she’s really a racist but I don’t know about the ‘least racist person going’. I’m fairly sure the least racist person in the world has never been caught on camera singing a song made entirely of racial slurs.

  19. fyi

    @59 That was hot mess’ imitation of Chris Crocker’s tearful rant on Britney’s behalf. Leave Britney aloooooonnneee waaaaaah.

  20. Danielle's Lover (watermelon flowers in hand n chicken bones)

    D aint ugly but #50 that made me damn near piss myself!
    Damn stackin’ ass cracker.

    I loooooooooooove this place.

  21. sniggol

    What the heck is wrong with her teeth? That pick where she is biting the tray, the back of her teeth have black streaks. Only seen crud like that on meth head teeth. They’re going to start falling like rain before too long.

  22. Racist Butt Kicker

    Hey, leave her alone. She’s just like the racists on this board with all the watermelon, chicken, and ebonics jokes. a typical p*ssy who is tough alone behind an electronic device but folds like a lawn chair when real pressure hits. I accept her ass kissing apology as many of your schoolmates accept yours when you put your little Hitler costumes away, go to school, and act correct or risk getting your ass beat by some black kid who’s not having it. LMAO. OK, go back to your little racist jokes. We know it makes you feel tough or cool, LMAO. DORK

  23. JoJo

    Im going about my day coming accross the superficial and my days great, not anything wrong.. Untill I see this.. Now I feel sick, ichy, and grose. I have to take fifty showers before I feel clean again after seing her disgusting face again.

  24. CJ

    She can’t get clean….the reality of nothing about her being attractive will kill her. It’s the drugs/ denial keeping her tethered here. She isn’t even ‘oh, she’s so ugly she’s cute’ unattractive….she’s the real deal…to the bone. She’s what people pay money to see inside tents at freak shows…and I don’t mean to offend freaks here, because at least they know what they are and play the public in the process. Amy is just….whoa…can’t go on.

  25. Do_Freebird

    America has spoken and they all agree that there is nothing they want to see more than a monkey with open running sores on its face.

    Huh? That’s not a monkey? That’s fuckin’ bullshit.

  26. Amy

    She is a crack and heroin addict. All she cares about is her next fix. She doesn’t care what race or religion her dealer is as long as hes got the stuff. Addicts have bigger things to worry about. Of all the things she is, I can guarandamnte that racism isn’t one of them.

  27. Look. She’s holding a fentanyl lollipop. Poor thang…

  28. Hey Racist Butt Licker

    Hey Plowman, slaveson, second cousin to an ape. We will say anything we want here, jig and there is nothing a faggot like you is gonna do about it. Who are you callin’ scared? Of what, you? Get back to the cotton fields Sambo.
    Fuck your black kids and your black momma monkey.Yeah we white folks are runnin’ scared. You underestimate us. You pieces of shit are prone to mindless violence and have nothing to lose which is why 90% of you are behind bars. You should all be in cages. At a zoo. In the primate exhibit in between the chimps and monkeys.

    Anyway, this whore and the money that supports her all need to go away, she sucks and yes, she is obviously a rasicst. The video proves it you goddamn fucking assholes. I am not saying she is any different than anyone else because it is more or less a fact that most people (other than white sluts who crave nice big black dick and the ghetto scene) are innately so. Don’t deny it , it’s a fact and has always been that way and always will be.

  29. OMG

    Poor Amy. Acturally she is a talented girl. It seems she is dating online now. I saw her profile on millionairedatingsite “”"”"”W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m”"”"”" last week. Good luck to heer search.

  30. Arguman

    #80, I don’t think Amy has the mental capacity to use the internet. She can barely walk or dress herself.

  31. liz4sale

    in the pic with the mirror thing you can totally see her cavities and up her nose..eew.

  32. Flavio

    well who knows if she’s racist or not, but I can’t stand her neuvo-soul aesthetic with the sparse, bluesy music and several black dudes in the background dancing double time to the music and snapping as if people still used the word ‘cat’ to address one another. god that shit is annoying. in their defense, I wouldn’t say either of them was full of “blow”. that mirror does not have the look of a mirror that drugs were just done off of. she just needs a small mirror around to locate all of the various scabs she gets on her body from intaking nothing but heroin and crack fumes.

  33. ddhniodiodf

    That reflection of her teeth in the mirror made me ill.

  34. mems

    blake’s hot!!!!

  35. corinne

    blake is actually pretty good looking.
    i think my vagina just fell off for saying that.

  36. iris

    shes no better than the gooks and nips LOL
    shez this sh.it hole who barely looks human
    she should like LEARN something from japanese fashion coz she looks like a retard so why she dissing herself?
    her eyes looks SO chinky lol and i can bet u shes dumber than a llama

  37. sarina

    use haroing is bad,thats why u gets soooooo thin,she is going to die soon,,,remember Gia

  38. Fate Resigned

    Hmmm….just a joke. Notice how Jews (her tribe) were the only group left out of this little song?

    She knew what was what.

    Nice try.

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