Amy Winehouse hospitalized again, had a ‘reaction’ to her medication (Read: Crack + Methadone do not a good sandwich make.)

July 28th, 2008 // 59 Comments

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized last night after she apparently had a “reaction” to medication she’s taking as part of an anti-drug regimen. Amy had collapsed at her apartment and her dad Mitch called paramedics telling them “She’s fucked up, she’s fucked up.” But, in defiance of all logic and reason, she’s somehow doing fine and will be released tomorrow. The Sun reports:

An onlooker said worried Mitch told fans: “She’s just mixed up her medication.”
Later dad Mitch went to University College Hospital and took Amy some Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Asked how she was, Mitch held up two bags of food and said: “This is how serious it is — I’m bringing her some KFC.”

For the record, Amy doesn’t so much eat the chicken as she reinforces her beehive with the bones. Or at least tries to before giving up and smoking a crack pipe the size of a bus. Yet, somehow, God let’s her keep living. I’m gonna go ahead and assume this has something to do with me touching myself at night. Not quite sure the punishment fits the crime, but whatever….


  1. pathetic

    Singing their hearts out? These whores singing makes them lots of fool’s money asslick. They are not singing to express God’s will or out of love. They are capitalist pigs and neither Skankhouse nor Courtney have any love other than for themselves or who they are in love with which is an extension of self love.

    #49, what the fuck are you stammering in gibberish about?
    Please define for regular Americans the following:
    1) Borjhamoy
    2) Fehjshivem
    3) glockenschwanz


  2. mimi

    I spent all night praying for Amy

  3. schack

    #s 46, 52:

    What the fuck are you praying to?

    And don’t ever, ever assume that I or anyone else needs your prayer.

    Close the bible and open your eyes, shitwits.

  4. Sugreev2001

    She looks vomit-inducing ugly.Infact,I think she’s the ugliest person to ever becine famous.

  5. She is one screwed up looking kid…pathetic. Voice or not she’s a total train wreck .

  6. Kal

    Nice to see that Gollum is still able to find publicity, after destroying the One Ring in Mount Doom

  7. voice of reason

    does anyone else think she looks like the wold’s ugliest dog?

  8. Brittany

    She used to be SO hot… it’s such a shame.

  9. wolf

    this girl really looks like living human garbage! i don’t understand that she doesn’t go to jail for all that drug abuse.

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