Amy Winehouse has brain damage? Get out!

September 2nd, 2008 // 77 Comments

Remember when Amy Winehouse went to the hospital in July for a “reaction to her anti-drug medication“? Turns out Amy really smoked her face off for 36 hours straight which leads doctors to believe she’s now permanently brain damaged. The Sun:

MEDICS are worried Amy’s brain was damaged by the cannabis overdose – she displayed symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia.
The pal yesterday said: “The future is bleak, bleak, bleak. Mitch does everything he can to protect his daughter – but his ‘explanation’ for Amy’s hospital dash in July was just simply untrue. She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning. You have to take a s***load of pot to suffer that severe a reaction.”

I love how it takes a team of doctors to deduce Amy Winehouse has brain damage. I could’ve told you that and I can’t even make my own coffee. No, seriously, last time I tried to brew a pot – BOOM! – 9/11. True story.

Thanks to James who reminds everyone to stay in school. That’s where they sell the good shit.

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  1. Lexoka

    I think the real scoop here is that apparently, she has a brain.

  2. friendlyfires

    Will Amy Winehouse become the she-male Brian Wilson of Brit-pop? No, wait, she has to do something that qualifies as genius, not merely very very good.
    Smoking your medulla oblongata isn’t it.

  3. jim

    Pot ? Brain damage, that’s it blame POT for amy crackhouse’s drain bramage.. oops!

  4. Gangi

    If Amy smoked a lot of pot then she would have gotten a severe case of the munchies and ate a lot and gained weight. It is impossible to smoke too much pot and I bet it is a result of too much crack or crank or what ever she smokes in her glass pipe.

  5. wanks

    Wow! Brain damage from smoking pot? That is some fucking PR bullshit! I smoke practically every day and I’m a petroleum engineer! No wonder we can’t find the cure for cancer….all these bullshit doctors are making up shit!

  6. You cant overdose on pot.
    I mean….you can. But to do so, you have to consume an ungodly amount of it in a very short time. –Basically impossible.

    If anything, Amy should smoke MORE pot…just stop the crack. ;)

    Furthermore, everyone should go smoke a joint…immediately.

  7. fiz

    lol #16.

  8. Amy Whorehouse the Saaaaaaaaiiiiilor

    “Who’s that knocking on my door? Who’s that knocking on my door?
    Who’s that knocking on my door?” said the fair Young Maiden….

    “Fuck, open the door, I’m a pox-ridden whore!” says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.
    “Fuck, open the door, I’m a pox-ridden whore!” says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.

    “What if my parents come home? What if my parents come home?
    What if my parents come home?” said the fair Young Maiden….

    “I’ll fuck your pa and put my tongue up your ma” says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.
    “I’ll fuck your pa and put my tongue up your ma” says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.

    “Are you young and handsome, Sir? Are you young and handsome, Sir?”

    “I’m a filthy old dyke and a dirty old keik” said Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.
    “I’m a filthy old dyke and a dirty old keik” said Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.

    “What is your intention, sir? What is your intention, sir?
    What is your intention, sir?” said the fair Young Maiden.

    “Oh, off with your shirt, so you doesn’t get hurt!” said Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.
    “Oh, off with your shirt, so you doesn’t get hurt!” said Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.

    “Will you take me to the dance? Will you take me to the dance?
    Will you take me to the dance?” said the fair Young Maiden….

    “Fuck the dance, now off with your pants!” says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.
    “Fuck the dance, now off with your pants!” says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.

    “Will you vow to marry me? Will you vow to marry me?
    Will you vow to marry me?” said the fair Young Maiden….

    “I’m a dyke that won’t wed. Getcher ass in yon bed!” says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.
    “I’m a dyke that won’t wed. Getcher ass in yon bed!” says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.

    “What’s that thing between your legs?” What’s that thing between your legs?
    “What’s that thing between your legs?” said the fair young maiden.

    “It’s me strap-on pole to ram up your hole,” says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.
    “It’s me strap-on pole to ram up your hole,” says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.

    “What if I should have a child? What if I should have a child?
    What if I should have a child?” said the fair Young Maiden.

    “I’m a dyke you sap, you’ll only crap!” says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.
    “I’m a dyke you sap, you’ll only crap!” says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.

  9. Riley

    Oh, calm down. That 9/11 joke was pretty good.

    And didn’t that all happen way back in ’01? It’s been a couple of years already, dammit. None of that “too soon, too soon” stuff. Don’t you know comedy is tragedy remembered. At least the Superficial Guy understands that.

    How do you expect to get over it if, seven years later, you’re still find it too sensitive to even joke about?

    …Unless, fuck, you’re from NY, and underwent it. That might be the only exception.

  10. Good East

    That’s just an attempt by Winehouse’s underlings to throw the scent off. Amy is a friggin’ speed queen, that’s the REAL cause of her brain-damage. This, is also from the same people that declared Winehouse’s OD from last month was due to ‘a mixup with medication’.

  11. jeiuep

    she is so ugly. She is so hot .I don’t understand why she posted herself on the celebrities-club LovingRich..com……..

  12. expert in practice

    numerous studies have shown that to overdose on cannaboids, you’d have to smoke or ingest around 40,000 times the effective dose (effective implies the amount required to get you stoned). ever smoked 40,000 bongs? you’d pass out way before you managed to make even the tiniest dent in that mountain of pot.

    sure, they can say amy is nuts because of the psychological effects of the drug, but don’t feed us the bullshit excuse that she overdosed on it

  13. Truth doctor

    wow, cue the pro-drug crowd immediately. You know the ones, they claim that they can prove pot isn’t harmful because they’ve taken it and they feel fine. True pillars of the science and research community.

  14. Surenuff

    That is one rat-faced broad.

  15. You don’t get that mentally fucked up that quickly on anything less than crack. Not even hash.

  16. She's Popeye the sailor man!

    She’s Popeye the sailor man!
    She’s Popeye the sailor man!
    She’ll be OK when Mitch
    Feeds Amy her spinach
    She’s Popeye the sailor man!
    Toot toot!!(On a crack pipe of course)

  17. LOL

    Whoever came to the conclusion that she had brain damage from pot is the world biggest idiot.

    I guess that didn’t occur to him that Smoking crack, snoring cocaine and heroin can do no good to a brain.

    I mean what a genius that person is, please hire me as an overpaid physicists i need money!

  18. Ten-High Charlie

    Cannabis overdose? Only Amy Winehouse.

  19. gigi

    a person can smoke crack (once) for a few hours and turn psychotic. Amy’s been smoking crack for ages, so of course some psychosis is going to occur…. Hash might just have been the catalyst…

  20. all things aside: I’M STAYING…………………..but be a JUDGE yourself!!

  21. Reyce

    You’re kidding me? Brain damage from a cannabis overdose. Oh my dear lord. What the hell kid of doctor or scientist came up with that speculation?
    Cure for a cannabis overdose: Eat and etire bag of Cheetos, drink 15 litres of water and have long nap.

    If Amy Winehouse has brain damage it’s from doing 15 other drugs, not from smoking pot..

    Would someone just put this girl down already?

  22. Reyce

    You’re kidding me? Brain damage from a cannabis overdose. Oh my dear lord. What the hell kid of doctor or scientist came up with that speculation?
    Cure for a cannabis overdose: Eat and etire bag of Cheetos, drink 15 litres of water and have long nap.

    If Amy Winehouse has brain damage it’s from doing 15 other drugs, not from smoking pot..

    Would someone just put this girl down already?

  23. B

    Yeah, I am so fucking sick of this bullshit anti-pot propaganda. Of all the parts of the cocktail that Amy is seemingly on, to try to say that cannabis could cause permanent brain damage is just fucking ridiculous.

    On a different note, Winehouse, in general, just makes me sad. I personally love her music, when she’s actually able to sing it (which hasn’t happened recently to my knowledge).

  24. billy bob no n**

    her tattos really arnt attractive its the crack she should stop because the pot int that bad 4 her

  25. yowillie

    What a FREAK!!!!

  26. yowillie

    What a FREAK!!!!

  27. ReallyBored

    Pot,Hash,whatever. It was definately not the greens that got her! She probably smoked some so she’d reek of it, as a means to cover up the fact that she had actually been smoking her usual crack/meth/speedball combo,which then reacted badly to her anti-drug medications,gulped down with a 40oz

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