A shockingly blonde Amy Winehouse was spotted in London today. Apparently she woke up this morning and decided to demonstrate what Britney Spears would look like with a real drug problem: “I’ll show them Yanks a thing or two,” she said. “Alright then, time for me breakfast: cocaine on toast. Hold the toast. Scrumdiddlyumptious! Now off to change me knickers in the car then to the market. I want to rest my peepers on them magazines before lunch at Mr. Doherty’s. He’s serving crack on a spoon; my bloody favorite!”
Photos: Splash News
hiya kids. i wish i could have told my gf this but now it’s second hand news. i’ve gotta do something to keep her coming back.
come on, what’s next?
Still has the same ugly “I have something stuck up my arse” facial expression though
Ugly no matter the hair. She makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Just nasty.
And Karl Lagerfeld is calling this his muse??
I didn’t know Perez does have a younger sister?
awwwhhhhhhhhh!
Bleach your brows amy!!
Something very strange going on with her hairline in pic #6..
Ummmm…. I don’t know if I’d call that “blonde.” Kinda looks like Straw Yellow. What do YOU think, Scarecrow?
She looks terrible…
She should have taken her eyebrows up a few shades to go with it….not like oompa loompa blonde, but a darker brown.
wow. i don’t even really know what to say. wow.
Then she visits her husband, and he says “Are you fucking Depp??? Are you??? Did he tell you to dye your hair, you fuckin whore?!” And she says “I’ll fuck whoever I want while you’re taking it up the ass in here, you fuckin poof! I hope you rot in here you fuckin loser!” And he says “Awww, baby, don’t be mad, you know I love you! Who else is gonna love a fuckin waste like you? Huh? Tell me!” and she says “I love you, baaaaaaaby!” in a nasal voice as she starts to cry. It’s very touching. And also the scenario I always expected for Kevin and Britney. Weird how things turn out.
Hmmm blonde hair…Nope still looks a Jewey.
She’d looking a little better….she’s trying to do the “pin-up” thing and she’s wearing heels instead of those nasty ballet flats AT LEAST.
The millennium version of Sid and Nancy. She’s gonna mail Fielder her cooch in a box.
I want to know how she managed to sit still and have the process done. I can’t imagine doing as much crack as that soman does. When does she sleep….Oh….never.
that’s just what she needed…!! she’s beautiful now…!!!!
Cocaine’s a helluva drug.
congrats amy. youve just fucked your hair royally. i didnt think it could possibly get in worse condition and then you just had to go and prove me wrong.
could she be any UGLIER? What a classless & talentless skank. UGH.
Okay…..since when is Aunt Jemima a skinny Jewish girl with a bad bleach job….this equal opportunity shit has gone too far.
This is one NASTY skank. I mean she’s just plan butt ugly. I wouldn’t fuck her with ANYBODY’S dick.
No wonder she’s this thin because carrying an extra weight of 20 pounds of hair takes a lot of energy.I’ll bet she’sgoing to gain some weight now:)
Barbados must have inspired her.Only the fruitbasket is missing.
that’s actually her natural hair color. she just hadn’t washed in so long, that all the shit in it made it look black.
Could someone more intelligent than me (entire human race) reveal to this idiot why this thing is marketted as very talented? What is her talent? She sings like a negro of the ole days. And with no power nor range. Yet, with all the extraordinary musical geniuses out there, this nasty fucking pig is still pushed upon us or at least them (deaf retards).
Is it her ethnicity? Please God someone tell me I don’t get it. :( ???
It might have been an improvement if she had remembered to take the caterpillars off her eyes.
Johnny Depp should have used every bit of his money and power to eliminate every last reminder of the movie Cry-Baby out there in circulation.
She has besmirched the hot sexy glory that is Johnny Depp.
sniffles : ( It’s heartbreaking to see the things she does to herself proving that despite her talent she’s plain stupid.
Slowly she rots.
Oh dear god, why?
She looks like Woodstock from the fucking Peanuts.
As a matter of fact she looks very much alike as the person on her shirt.No wonder she’s doing drugs:)
At least she got rid of that DISGUSTING bees nest that she used to wear on top of her head
I’d fuck her with my dick.
But don’t like her blond so much.
Just when you think it couldn’t get any worse.
She looks like a shit I took last week
34–OH. MY. GOD. You’re right.
Wow. Just….wow.
She has a face for radio. Great voice but looks like shit. And what did we learn from this kids? Don’t. Smoke. Crack.
The carpet’s not matching the drapes. Skankatrocious.
You know I think she MIGHT look half normal if she didn’t have the big black smudges coming from her eyes.
Personally I can’t stand Amy Winehouse.. But If I had to choose I like the blonde better.
Or Anything better considering she doesn’t have a beehive on her head anymore.
Aunt Jemimah keeps coming to mind with that thing on her head.
Now if she just learns to put on a little bit more eye make-up she’ll be a perfect 10.
….Just when you thought she couldn’t get any uglier….
wherever she goes, there’s a star trek convention.
@35) Almost alike.Her lips are fuller.
Amy looked bangable a few years ago but now I wouldn’t touch her with Jimbo’s trolls dick’s(clit’s?)
Before and after here! http://www.americangirl.co.uk/images/amy_winehouse3_300.jpg
Love the last picture. I bet she could fist a dude up to her shoulder and it wouldn’t be all that uncomfortable. Just sayin.