A shockingly blonde Amy Winehouse was spotted in London today. Apparently she woke up this morning and decided to demonstrate what Britney Spears would look like with a real drug problem: “I’ll show them Yanks a thing or two,” she said. “Alright then, time for me breakfast: cocaine on toast. Hold the toast. Scrumdiddlyumptious! Now off to change me knickers in the car then to the market. I want to rest my peepers on them magazines before lunch at Mr. Doherty’s. He’s serving crack on a spoon; my bloody favorite!”
Photos: Splash News
LukeLovesYou | January 9, 2008 at 4:03 pm
hiya kids. i wish i could have told my gf this but now it’s second hand news. i’ve gotta do something to keep her coming back.
ana | January 9, 2008 at 4:03 pm
come on, what’s next?
burp | January 9, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Still has the same ugly “I have something stuck up my arse” facial expression though
PunkA | January 9, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Ugly no matter the hair. She makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Just nasty.
Ruby | January 9, 2008 at 4:04 pm
And Karl Lagerfeld is calling this his muse??
Lowlands | January 9, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I didn’t know Perez does have a younger sister?
i had to do it | January 9, 2008 at 4:06 pm
awwwhhhhhhhhh!
aja | January 9, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Bleach your brows amy!!
my comment | January 9, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Something very strange going on with her hairline in pic #6..
Sunflower | January 9, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Ummmm…. I don’t know if I’d call that “blonde.” Kinda looks like Straw Yellow. What do YOU think, Scarecrow?
Duchess of Dork | January 9, 2008 at 4:08 pm
She looks terrible…
Kirsten | January 9, 2008 at 4:08 pm
She should have taken her eyebrows up a few shades to go with it….not like oompa loompa blonde, but a darker brown.
burgernoodle | January 9, 2008 at 4:09 pm
wow. i don’t even really know what to say. wow.
Cid | January 9, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Then she visits her husband, and he says “Are you fucking Depp??? Are you??? Did he tell you to dye your hair, you fuckin whore?!” And she says “I’ll fuck whoever I want while you’re taking it up the ass in here, you fuckin poof! I hope you rot in here you fuckin loser!” And he says “Awww, baby, don’t be mad, you know I love you! Who else is gonna love a fuckin waste like you? Huh? Tell me!” and she says “I love you, baaaaaaaby!” in a nasal voice as she starts to cry. It’s very touching. And also the scenario I always expected for Kevin and Britney. Weird how things turn out.
Auntie Kryst | January 9, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Hmmm blonde hair…Nope still looks a Jewey.
Sloan | January 9, 2008 at 4:15 pm
She’d looking a little better….she’s trying to do the “pin-up” thing and she’s wearing heels instead of those nasty ballet flats AT LEAST.
Bubbles | January 9, 2008 at 4:15 pm
The millennium version of Sid and Nancy. She’s gonna mail Fielder her cooch in a box.
I want to know how she managed to sit still and have the process done. I can’t imagine doing as much crack as that soman does. When does she sleep….Oh….never.
#1 hater | January 9, 2008 at 4:17 pm
that’s just what she needed…!! she’s beautiful now…!!!!
steve | January 9, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Cocaine’s a helluva drug.
kirsten dunst | January 9, 2008 at 4:19 pm
congrats amy. youve just fucked your hair royally. i didnt think it could possibly get in worse condition and then you just had to go and prove me wrong.
pointandlaugh | January 9, 2008 at 4:20 pm
could she be any UGLIER? What a classless & talentless skank. UGH.
jrz | January 9, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Okay…..since when is Aunt Jemima a skinny Jewish girl with a bad bleach job….this equal opportunity shit has gone too far.
T-Man | January 9, 2008 at 4:21 pm
This is one NASTY skank. I mean she’s just plan butt ugly. I wouldn’t fuck her with ANYBODY’S dick.
Sauron | January 9, 2008 at 4:22 pm
No wonder she’s this thin because carrying an extra weight of 20 pounds of hair takes a lot of energy.I’ll bet she’sgoing to gain some weight now:)
Lowlands | January 9, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Barbados must have inspired her.Only the fruitbasket is missing.
sluts rule | January 9, 2008 at 4:26 pm
that’s actually her natural hair color. she just hadn’t washed in so long, that all the shit in it made it look black.
Question | January 9, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Could someone more intelligent than me (entire human race) reveal to this idiot why this thing is marketted as very talented? What is her talent? She sings like a negro of the ole days. And with no power nor range. Yet, with all the extraordinary musical geniuses out there, this nasty fucking pig is still pushed upon us or at least them (deaf retards).
Is it her ethnicity? Please God someone tell me I don’t get it. :( ???
woodhorse | January 9, 2008 at 4:29 pm
It might have been an improvement if she had remembered to take the caterpillars off her eyes.
nipolian | January 9, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Johnny Depp should have used every bit of his money and power to eliminate every last reminder of the movie Cry-Baby out there in circulation.
LadyJane | January 9, 2008 at 4:30 pm
She has besmirched the hot sexy glory that is Johnny Depp.
Rebecca | January 9, 2008 at 4:31 pm
sniffles : ( It’s heartbreaking to see the things she does to herself proving that despite her talent she’s plain stupid.
Roflcer of the Lawl | January 9, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Slowly she rots.
Kelly | January 9, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Oh dear god, why?
Chauncey Gardner | January 9, 2008 at 4:36 pm
She looks like Woodstock from the fucking Peanuts.
Sauron | January 9, 2008 at 4:37 pm
As a matter of fact she looks very much alike as the person on her shirt.No wonder she’s doing drugs:)
blah | January 9, 2008 at 4:38 pm
At least she got rid of that DISGUSTING bees nest that she used to wear on top of her head
shesneat | January 9, 2008 at 4:39 pm
I’d fuck her with my dick.
But don’t like her blond so much.
tommygun | January 9, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Just when you think it couldn’t get any worse.
10pound | January 9, 2008 at 4:42 pm
She looks like a shit I took last week
jrz | January 9, 2008 at 4:44 pm
34–OH. MY. GOD. You’re right.
Wow. Just….wow.
LaLa | January 9, 2008 at 4:44 pm
She has a face for radio. Great voice but looks like shit. And what did we learn from this kids? Don’t. Smoke. Crack.
thegrayway | January 9, 2008 at 4:44 pm
The carpet’s not matching the drapes. Skankatrocious.
Joelle | January 9, 2008 at 4:44 pm
You know I think she MIGHT look half normal if she didn’t have the big black smudges coming from her eyes.
Personally I can’t stand Amy Winehouse.. But If I had to choose I like the blonde better.
Or Anything better considering she doesn’t have a beehive on her head anymore.
wellkel | January 9, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Aunt Jemimah keeps coming to mind with that thing on her head.
Ted from LA | January 9, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Now if she just learns to put on a little bit more eye make-up she’ll be a perfect 10.
RENEE... | January 9, 2008 at 4:47 pm
….Just when you thought she couldn’t get any uglier….
p0nk | January 9, 2008 at 4:47 pm
wherever she goes, there’s a star trek convention.
Lowlands | January 9, 2008 at 4:48 pm
@35) Almost alike.Her lips are fuller.
Amy looked decent before drugs!!!! | January 9, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Amy looked bangable a few years ago but now I wouldn’t touch her with Jimbo’s trolls dick’s(clit’s?)
Before and after here! http://www.americangirl.co.uk/images/amy_winehouse3_300.jpg
Jimbo | January 9, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Love the last picture. I bet she could fist a dude up to her shoulder and it wouldn’t be all that uncomfortable. Just sayin.