Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake Fielder-Civil has started divorce proceedings today and is citing “Amy’s adultery” with Joshua Bowman as the grounds, according to People:
Blake Fielder-Civil has instructed a lawyer to file papers. “I can confirm that I have been instructed to commence divorce proceedings on the grounds of Amy’s adultery,” Henri Brandman told PEOPLE, confirming a statement he made to a Sunday tabloid in the U.K.
Man, I wonder what would cause Blake to make such a bold move? It’s not like Amy has been openly running around with a new boyfriend then giving interviews claiming Blake is terrible in bed. Except, oh wait, that’s exactly what she did. Scope out this excerpt from Amy’s interview with News of the World:
“When I’m with Josh I don’t need drugs to feel good because he makes me feel so amazing.” She then leans forward and whispers cheekily: “We just had sex. . . can’t you tell?”
And, in one of the rare moments she ever mentions her husband, Amy reveals: “Blake was rubbish in bed. Do you know what? Almost every time I slept with him it was like I was dead. I don’t know what’s going on with us now and for the time being I’ve just forgotten I’m even married. I’m just here on my own, happy and having a good time with Josh. I’ll deal with Blake when I get back. But our whole marriage was based on doing drugs.
“So being with someone like Josh is much better for me.”
Okay, so maybe in Amy’s road to recovery, she poorly handled her divorce and will pay out the ass to get rid of Blake. A moot point since she’s no longer financing London’s crack market. The important thing is, Joshua Bowman’s friends can laugh at him because he totally banged Amy Winehouse. And so will every single casting director alive. Now, I’m not saying using his penis as a head shot would’ve been the wiser career move, but yeah.