Amy Winehouse finds a new undead lover

February 13th, 2008 // 99 Comments

Amy Winehouse has been spending a lot of time with artist/photographer Blake Wood (above). The two stayed the night in a hotel room together but Amy is telling people he’s gay. Word is he might be competition for Amy’s jailed husband Blake Fielder-Civil who, coincidentally, is also a zombie. The Sun reports:

A pal said: “She’s said it’s fine so share a hotel room because he is gay. But he doesn’t seem gay to me — I think he’s bisexual. Amy’s husband wouldn’t be happy if he saw how close they are.”
This new Blake character sounds like a much better influence than her jailed hubby FIELDER-CIVIL. He is a drug-free, teetotal veggie who likes reading the works of French poet CHARLES BAUDELAIRE.

I included pics of Amy out on the town last night with her new Blake. Before changing into the shirt and tie combo, she was walking around like Chesty LaRue. She seems to be showing off the goods lately. I dunno if she’s just getting her money’s worth or proud to have defied the laws of chemistry. Amy Winehouse did enough blow to turn her breasts into raisins but yet, magically, they survived. I bet those things could withstand a nuclear attack. Let’s get Amy out in the desert and drop a bomb on her – for science, of course. Yeah, science…

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

  1. Former Stressed Out Software Engineer

    #36
    Amy does not have implants. She happens to be like me. We are petite women who have more tissue than fat in our boobs. When we lose weight, we still have our boobs. And our boobs look bigger because we have small petite bodies. I am a small 34C when I was stressed out at work. I am now a full 34C and weight 108 pounds at 5’2″.

  2. Fit & Petite in the OC

    Amy knows how to flatter her body. I like wearing the same type of skirt because it looks great on my petite body. I also have 34C boobs and love to show off my natural cleavage; just like Amy.

  3. Sweet Petite

    It looks like Amy put on some weight because her breasts are getting bigger. I am the same way as Amy and I love it. When I loose weight ; I still have my nice size breasts for my petite body. And when I gain weight; my breasts get bigger. It is a win win situation for us!

  4. Tatoo Free for Me!

    If Amy gets together with this guy Blake, at least she does not have to remove the Blake tatoo on her body. What a great situation! I love Amy’s soulful voice.

  5. Igottabemeeee

    Yeah shit, that happens to me all the time too.

    My petite 5′ frame can barely hold up my giant DDD breasts *giggle*… Then if I eat one dry cracker and gain a single pound they shoot out into breasts so large I need a wheelbarrow to hold them up. Then Brad Pitt comes by to give me my colonic.

  6. Mofoghetto

    She just finished blowing Blake for his last sparkle of China White…look at her missing lipstick!! …and the ‘after-sex-cigarette’ …

  7. Fit & Petite in the OC

    #55 Igottabemeeee:
    lol!

    I love a sense of humor. Oh the joys of being fit and petite and looking hot with full 34Cs!

  8. lys

    I think I used to smoke crack with him

  9. misery bunny

    # 51, 57

    see link at post 43. y’all are smokin too much amy winehouse.

  10. Whinnyhouse

    Fake tits on this bitch, I am so SICK of the sight of these women starved to nothing with fake tits. I think her music is tedious crap too, yeah I do – it’s SHIT!

  11. jamie

    is it just me or do those two look frighteningly alike?? when i first scrolled down I saw Blake and thought shit, Amy’s looking even worse than usual.

  12. Jodie

    I guess from now on she can only date people called Blake otherwise the tattoos won’t match up…

  13. UNCLE NED

    I used to hate her, but now she’s my favorite.

    I think I just miss Lindsay and her drug-induced anger, but now I’ve found Amy.

    Her self-destructive hatred is such a turn on, but if Lindsay ever falls off the wagon, she would definitely be my #1 again.

  14. ds

    #51 – i’m 5’2 and106 lbs with 36C tits so HA!

  15. derya

    that guy in the pic isn’t blake

  16. francesca

    HEY! AMY WINEHOUSE IS DATING BOO RADLEY

  17. Meateater

    And that, ladies and gentleman, is why I will never be a vegan. It’s scientifically proven to turn you in to a zombie and make your head 3 feet high.

  18. K L Misenheimer

    Finally, a man with long hair! If she doesn’t want him, I’ll take him. I love Baudelaire’s poetry… And I’m drug free… God, he’s hot!!

  19. K L Misenheimer

    Finally, a man with long hair! If she doesn’t want him, I’ll take him. I love Baudelaire’s poetry… And I’m drug free… God, he’s hot!!

  20. severn

    Did you guys see her profile on ‘Richkiss.com’? There’re many nice pics of her. Wait a moment, I’ll check it out to see if she is a real member there.

  21. Eric

    I’d do her.

  22. hausfrau

    He is a perfect example of why people should eat meat.

  23. Scott

    Has anyone noticed the size of this guys melon….Holy Hell! That thing has, at least, 3 moons revolving around it.

  24. @50 That’s what got me. Special lens? Dudes head looks like 15 inches/38.1 centimeters high (for you british metric WIERDOS!)

    That striped shirt guy in the last picture looks photoshopped. Real people don’t look like that.

    Amy looks relatively sanitary here.

  25. alex oz

    sexy moma
    amy we love ya !!!

  26. momo

    hey #31, show me those tisues…..

  27. lili

    i don’t think that girl would ever betray blaaaaaake. she’s OBSESSED about blaaaaake.

    but blaaaaaake is kinda hot, really.

  28. Stimpy'sBitch

    I don’t know about you guys, but I am already getting nostalgic for the zombie crack-whore that we have come to love….

  29. daizycakes

    Hey #70. I saw her profile on zombiesex.com. There’s many nice pics of her on there, too. You should go check it out and see if it’s “real.”

  30. Sam

    #64

    You must have broad shoulders if you are a 36C. You probably look a little stocky being a 36 and petite. Oh well, I’m sure you look hot anyway.

  31. Get Real People

    #60 Jealous One lol!

    See comment #51

  32. Wake Up People

    #64

    I believe #51 was trying to make a point that Amy does not have implants. Please try not to feel competitive with women about their bodies and be more supportive. Women need to learn how to treat other women with respect and quit acting catty.

  33. Jesus Mary and Joseph!!!
    what the fuck is with Amys pants and skirts always being pulled up to her friggin nipples? I know she doesn’t have any hips to give her a guideline of where to stop pulling but doesn’t she have a mirror. A mirror. Haha that was a good one.
    And her boyfriend…..well he looks like he could be guilty of faggotry, but not in the good man on man action way. In the way where you really just want to pound the living shit out of him everytime he is visible. And what is with the dark brown stains around his eyes? Is he smoking cigars through his eye sockets because his mouth is too busy whining pooetry? Thats right I said Pooetry. Its crap.
    That is what my anus looked like before I heard about asshole bleaching. Now it is creamy and dreamy as Paris Hiltons face, only without the herpes.

  34. Blondamnation

    WoWWW, 51, 52,53, you three crazy wild gals from Minesooota?, Just the names you chose for yourselves alone (sweetie petitie???) and the fact that you call yourself “we” when talking about Amy Fucking Winehouse…

    there’s no way 3 dorks ina row defended AMy Winehouse’s crack-infused figure~please tell me youy’re the same person…! SHe looks like she has 3 heads and the legs of a 2 year old.

  35. ciak

    well, Amy is not a beauty, but she is a character, she has a nice smile, a lovely voice and this makes her very sexy.

    concerning the Blake guy, he looks like a dumb ghost!!!!!

  36. Sweet and Fit and Petite and Not Stressed Out

    #84
    You are a hateful person. I hope you find peace of mind soon.

    Peace be With You.

  37. Get a Clue

    # 84 Blondamnation:

    The petite ladies used “We” meaning “Body Type”

  38. LOL!

    I am making a comment to #84.

    Now there are 3 comments in a row about #84.

    #84 Do not hate people for being petite.
    70 percent of Americans are 30 pounds or more over weight .
    I suspect you are one of the 70 percent that are over weight.

  39. cici

    oh, GOD, so nice discussion , would you love enjoy something new…? it would be more interesting…sweet, hot….Wow writing words is not the same as catching my eyes and enjoying the hot video across the room and smiling interracialsingleonline.com

  40. yourmama

    LOL @ the first post :-)

  41. Drake

    Dude looks like someone shaved a wookie!

  42. withgoddess

    I would die to have those legs….how dare she bounce back from skid row looking chic. Of course I adore her, This is the better of the two Zombie companions. Another Blake…how ODD!!!

  43. 3Q089TU NQ=0r9

    I call chicken cutlets & a push up bra. ^_^ I saw her topless pic and I have more than she does, and I need help to create that much cleavage. I don’t think she could lay off drugs long enough to get implants, IMO.

    That dude is prob a type O blood type, making his vegan diet turn him into an anemic. He needs to at least down some fish or yogurt, yooo!

    Eat according to blood type people! works wonders!

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