Amy Winehouse enters rehab (For real this time)

January 24th, 2008 // 128 Comments

Amy Winehouse checked into rehab today, according to a statement issued by her record label Universal Music Group:

“Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors. She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction.”

Meanwhile, her cat is still nowhere to be found. A representative for London Taxi Co. refused to comment.

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  1. Ahaaaaaaaa!!! Pinky and Commish, you fuckers are hiding in here with the dope.

    *grabs bag of weed and runs out of room*

    *screeches like a leprechaun* Heeeee heeeeeeeeeeee heee he he heeeeeeeeeee

  2. Plobes

    i mean, “good” luck, not “God” luck

  3. Brian

    #68 then your brother is not a Junky idiot, Junkies do Heroin.

  4. commish

    *eyes narrow*

    That is one sneaky motherfucker.

    *throws Pinky’s left shoe toward door*

  5. Brian

    #73 So you are a Biggot as well as stupid huh? Spouting racist, and biggoted comments and quoting bogus stats just confirms your stupidity.

  6. Ninja is faster than the Office Whore on Boss’s Day.

    I keed… I keed…

  7. D. Richards (Tough.)

    #84? Samps, who’s American server have you hijacked? You Chinese cyber-terrorist you.

    All of you other people, I don’t feel like typing directly to you so, just know, that, well, Jesus loves you!

    And #105? You are really, just a fucking clown. Ha!

  8. ipanema_girl_turned_schuyler

    *crickets*

    tisk, denise richards all cranky again.

  9. mrpresident

    She’s the new face of Lancome.

  10. Mr.Poon

    D richards you ever think you might have something to do with your brother being a crackhead? shame, embarrasment, that kind of thing..

    Just a thought.

  11. Spanktronic

    #89

    Just please die. Rehab is for Quitters, but I’d still hit it.

  12. Geminate

    Tell me why can’t people just o.d. in peace? Elvira.

  13. Geminate

    Tell me why can’t people just o.d. in peace? Elvira.

  14. Geminate

    Tell me why can’t people just o.d. in peace? Elvira.

  15. Mal Reynolds

    105. Brian –
    It’s bigot not biggot, you ignorant fuck!
    And my money says Amy has no inention of quitting. Sadly, she has a much deeper bottom to hit still.

  16. amiaturdburglar

    At least Amy Winehouse:

    1. Isn’t popping out babies she obviously has no interest in caring for
    2. Does go out wearing a semblance of pants and unmentionables, and doesn’t exit an auto looking like a trucker.
    3. Doesn’t try to cater to a demographic of 10-15 year old precious little snowflakes whilst forgetting pants and unmentionables and exiting an auto looking like a trucker.
    4. Has a modicum of talent.

    Tats? Yeah, scary. Beehive, definitely so because an ex of mine has a “fascination” with them (it’s a styrofoam cup and 3 cans of aqua net). Drugs? Some artists that wanted privacy are ironically more famous after their dealings with drugs and with death….Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix…Sacrilege to compare her to them? Perhaps.

    At any rate I hope she comes out of there kicking ass and taking names and telling her husband if you don’t wanna come with me, get off the bus HERE…

  17. CHECK OUT THESE PICTURES OF WINEHOUSE BEING DRAGGED TO REHAB!!

    CHECK OUT THESE PICTURES OF WINEHOUSE BEING DRAGGED TO REHAB!!

    CHECK OUT THESE PICTURES OF WINEHOUSE BEING DRAGGED TO REHAB!!

  18. CHECK OUT THESE PICTURES OF WINEHOUSE BEING DRAGGED TO REHAB!!

    CHECK OUT THESE PICTURES OF WINEHOUSE BEING DRAGGED TO REHAB!!

    CHECK OUT THESE PICTURES OF WINEHOUSE BEING DRAGGED TO REHAB!!

  19. Man, looks like I missed the party AGAIN!!!!!

  20. may

    i think she looks good, hopefully she’ll start feeling healthier mentally and physically soon. miss your good tunes, amy.

  21. dude on a wire

    I give her two days – it will probably take that long for her to figure out the meds in rehab are lame. I really think she made an honest mistake getting caught and that shouldn’t be held against her.

    The lesson for someone like her is not so much to recover – but to not get so pasted that you start flaring a bowl in public. This is a strategy issue not so much a recovery story. The real shocker continues to wait in the wings – when she admits her manhood.

  22. Sauron

    She looks like a high class lady on this pic.Much higher ain’t possible.

  23. Lowlands

    Class is very important in a hierarchic society what England is.The higher you’re the better.

  24. makemepuke

    Well I hope her rehab takes because if not I’m afraid she’ll be the next statistic…Amy has so much talent and has squandered it for the high.

  25. Jack

    SKANK

  26. no1justminda

    But I thought she said “noooooo, noooooo, no!”

  27. Damn you amy soiledpants

    C’mon, just say nooo no noo!

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