Amy Winehouse enters rehab (For real this time)

January 24th, 2008 // 128 Comments

Amy Winehouse checked into rehab today, according to a statement issued by her record label Universal Music Group:

“Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors. She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction.”

Meanwhile, her cat is still nowhere to be found. A representative for London Taxi Co. refused to comment.


  1. Brian

    #39 Your a retard, apparently you are lying about being related to a junky or you would know that “chasing the Dragon” refers to breaking up your heroin on a piece of foil and heating it until it vaporizes with a cigarette lighter and inhaling the fumes through a glass tube to get high so you can avoid track marks. At least know what you are talking about before you make jack ass comments.

  2. DogNose

    You should hit the “Post Your Comment” button a few hundred times more, Fergernauster 41-49

  3. Cindy

    lmao at some of these comments very funny : )

  4. p0nk

    some people will go to great lengths to find somebody desperate enough to fuck them.

  5. fergernauster

    I did not mean to post my last comment x 1,000. My sincere apologies.

    Damn this web site (and all its perverted inhabitants) directly to hell!

  6. lipper

    34 and 35

    Amy just called and she said, “Yeah I’m the frickin girl next door alright. Oh yeah my fungal infection on my ass is improving daily.. really! My life is amazing! I go to these “special” places, I call them vacations, and I get to relax and even take a bath every now and then! And any day now all my scabs and STD’s will be all cleared up, promise!”

    Whispers.. “call me!”

  7. DogNose

    ROFL #48 Zanna ROFL!

  8. Anyone want to reply to p0nk?

    Ummm………….yeah, p0nk.

  9. p0nk

    #58 need me to say it slower?

  10. John

    I hope she dies a very violent death. Die Amy Winehouse, Die.

  11. Brian

    Are you people really dumb enough to think Heroin and Cocaine came from American Ghettos’s? Learn your history, opiates, such as Heroin, were used in ancient China and The middle east thousands of years before North America was even discovered by Europeans. the native population of North America used Peote (spelling?) primarily. STFU if you don’t know what you are talking about.

  12. Holly's-a-Swaying

    #54 hahahhahahaha, oh god, if “people” only knew.

  13. The Office Whore

    51- you coulda told me that before I got all out of breath…people are starting to look at me funny, and no, it isn’t because I’m changing this tire naked.

  14. *sigh* I know p0nk. Really…. it is such a horrid, horrid curse.

    I keep my appointment book full of friends and lovely lunch dates! *flips through pages* Amy Winehouse would frighten my group of carousers at La Fusion Caffe.
    ‘Really, she is quite atrocious I do believe,hmmmmm?

  15. The Sampan Man

    no dude, I think 58 was kind of eluding to …..well……….you, actually.

  16. fergernauster

    John (#60), that’s not very Christian-like of you, is it?

  17. She must have one of those funhouse mirrors at home.

  18. D. Richards (Hey, go fuck yourself.)

    #51? And that makes me retarded? Okay, because I informally said the same thing you just said, before you said it; my brother doesn’t do heroin, champ..

    Also, most retards know the difference between ‘your’, and ‘you’re’. You are obviously very smart.

  19. #61 – Reeeeaaaally… tell me more, smack addict…

  20. Jrz

    Rich…..#69…………………how apropos!!!!!!

  21. #67 Richport

    Actually, a funhouse mirror would make her look normal.

    #61 Brian … where did birdseed originate from? I find you as fascinating as a shrieking rictus.

  22. I smoke sausage

  23. D. Richards

    Hey, Brian (faggot)? Everybody knows that black people smoke crack and shoot-up — no, not just with guns, silly — they love they drugs. Whaa-Whaa.

    I think, if I’m not mistaken, the ratio of black people that don’t use drugs, to the black people that do, is something like one in three. One in three black people don’t do heavy drugs.

    Yet they are all alcoholics.

  24. Hillbilly

    When I gits my George Bush rebate check…Imma gonna buy me a new still and make moooooooonshine!

  25. John

    #66: let me make it more christian-like for you:

    Oh dear lord, please strike this DEMON with a lightning bolt! She’s a gargoyle! Oh, Lordie! Hail Mary! Lordy lordy!!! May it be so violent as to purify her dark soul!! LORDY!!!


  26. Denise Richards is even dumber than she looks.

  27. D. Richards (Erect.)

    72′s a sausage smoker!

    If you were with me, you’d be more of a sausage swallower.

  28. The Office Whore

    I’m a drunk white girl.

  29. D. Richards

    Pinky? How’s it feel to know that you’ll never be a woman?

    Poor, homosexual. Lust, it’s all ya’ got.

    I’ll still fuck you, honey.

  30. I fuck drunk white girls! Have we met?

  31. Auntie Kryst

    What’s the over/under on the number of days she stays in rehab? Does three days sound about right?

  32. If I’m not a woman, what am I doing with this pink canoe? And who’s the little guy in it?

  33. commish

    I have photographic evidence that not only is Pinky a sausage swallower/smoker, she is also a drunk white girl.

  34. The Sampan Man

    Dull Richards, that’s corny the way you’re trying to talk all tough.

  35. Not only photographic evidence, but I believe there may be some DNA evidence on your bedsheets.

  36. emmy

    I hope they teach her how to style her hair/make-up in rehab. It’d help if she came out of it NOT looking like a crack whore anymore.

  37. commish

    *nods at Sampan*

    *inhales deeply*


  38. Fuckwads

    I think I’d rather be a crackhead than a superficial junkie who feels the need to comment 100 times per post to combat his all encompasing lonliness and feelings of alienation and rejection.

  39. Ted from LA

    Go to post #77 under the Demi large V thread.

    The next person who posts “Rehab is for quitters,” will by set on fire and banned from this site for a full week. The same goes for those who post, “Just please die,” on any thread, and “I’d hit it,” anywhere.

  40. Sausage

    I can attest to pinky’s swallowing abilities and smoking expertise. I can also say that a certain D Richards left a message on my cell phone the other day wondering if I was free to do a little hide and seek tom foolery with their butt. I said no because, well, that’s just disgusting. I’m a fucking sausage! Why would they want to insert me into their butt?

  41. Mr.Poon

    D Richards had an intervention but nobody came.

  42. commish

    *smiles knowingly at Pinky*

  43. Me too, Fuckwads… me too. My problem is that my mother didn’t love me, but my father did too much.

  44. woodhorse

    On a happy note, she gets to keep her cat’s Hairball medicine.

  45. commish

    *sticks chest out*

    Fuckwads thinks I’m a lioness. Hmmm. I like it. I like it a lot.

  46. Sampan Man

    *exhales schmoke…..* DAMN Commish! That’s the shit that killed Bruce Lee! LOOK! I got Chinese eyes! Where’s Rich?

  47. meh

    I thought biggots were dead…until all the gay comments about Ledger and now all black people have drug/alcohol problems. Weird…I know nore black people with higher levels of education than white people…and most of them never did drugs.

    As for Whinehouse…it’s a classic case of hiding from punishment. Most dope fiends do it at least once.

  48. commish

    Shhhhh. He always bogarts . . . . . . . . Pass it to Pinkydoodledandy . . . .

  49. MoronicShitney

    funny I don’t like her but I don’t hate her like I hate Shitney, at least she didn’t breed 2 kids then fuck the little bastards lives up. God forbid Whinehouse breed whilst she is in this state and breed with the skank Fielder Civil on top of that.

  50. Plobes

    She looks really cute in that pic!

    God luck Amy, from a fellow Jew!

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