Amy Winehouse checked into rehab today, according to a statement issued by her record label Universal Music Group:
“Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors. She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction.”
Meanwhile, her cat is still nowhere to be found. A representative for London Taxi Co. refused to comment.
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missj | January 24, 2008 at 2:34 pm
good for her
Face in Bowl Thanks 2 U | January 24, 2008 at 2:36 pm
What I have said about pictures of AW posted during mealtimes. How about a big warning graphic instead of an eyeful of horror.
Heath Ledger | January 24, 2008 at 2:37 pm
For what??? She seems fine to me.
fergernauster | January 24, 2008 at 2:37 pm
She looks so pretty there!
Jesse | January 24, 2008 at 2:39 pm
She has those wonderfully hairy jew arms of which Sarah Silverman speaks so fondly.
Raquel | January 24, 2008 at 2:40 pm
The staff said if she stays clean, attends all her meetings, and follows all of the rules at the facility, she can visit her hair on Sunday.
cockninja | January 24, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Vampira.
*Shakes Fist*
See what you did to me Apache? Now I can’t stop thinking about vampire’s.
Oh wait, Apache isn’t even here. Hmmmmm …..
*Shakes fist again*
Lindsay | January 24, 2008 at 2:42 pm
How did she go from that short blond thing to that crap in a day? I know where her cat is. Inside THAT.
Papahotnuts | January 24, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Fuck rehab, she needs to enter SuperCuts.
The Sampan Man | January 24, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Rehab is for quitters. It’s much cooler to be known as the chick equivalent to Keith Richards any day!
teabag | January 24, 2008 at 2:44 pm
when asked if she would stay for her full treatment, she replied “No, no no.”
lipper | January 24, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Besides that huge hematoma growing on her head, not bad for that skank.
Added bonus she doesn’t look so much like the gunky hair ball liquifying in my bathtub’s drain.
..then again…
fergernauster | January 24, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Imagine her and Blake shagging.
(She sweats and breathes through her nostrils like a fervid, charging bull!)
Thwack | January 24, 2008 at 2:45 pm
She could be so hot. Get your guitar on.
RichPort | January 24, 2008 at 2:46 pm
She looks like she sneezes everytime she puts on eyeliner.
nini | January 24, 2008 at 2:46 pm
nice
grobpilot | January 24, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Everyone going through rehab at that place should stand far away from her or they will relapse through simple osmosis.
crazy otto | January 24, 2008 at 2:47 pm
REHABS ARE FOR QUITTERS
The Sampan Man | January 24, 2008 at 2:49 pm
18–yeeeeeah..thanks for reiterating that for us…..jerk off.
Seprated at Birth? | January 24, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Click on my name to reveal Amy Winehouse’s movie debut.
ian | January 24, 2008 at 2:53 pm
so i guess they tried to make her go to rehab and she said “yes yes yes”
Guy | January 24, 2008 at 2:55 pm
What a beautiful JEWess
fergernauster | January 24, 2008 at 2:55 pm
REHABS IS FOR THE QUIETTERS!!!!!
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Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D. Richards (Scum.) | January 24, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Winehouse’ll be in rehab for as long as it takes for the authoroties to calm down. Lame. She’s not interested in getting better; she doesn’t want to go to jail. Junkies are so fucking useless. I hate ‘em. And I should know about them, my brother’s a junky.
It’s a real shame for my imagination too, because Amy Winehouse lacks the looks to be some butch woman’s rehab slut. It’ll just never happen.
The Sampan Man | January 24, 2008 at 2:56 pm
21–So I guess someone tried to give you a sense of humor and you said, No, no, no.
lipper | January 24, 2008 at 2:58 pm
She could just stick crack candy bits on her hairball and offer “hits and licks” for 20 dollars a shot to those poor souls in need.
Hey its America!
Find your own pot of gold bitches.
RichPort | January 24, 2008 at 2:59 pm
If I hear one more fucking play on Rehab, I’m gittin’ AnonymousSpamMartyr after your asses. No, seriously, he comes erect.
Shut up D | January 24, 2008 at 3:00 pm
growing up under the same roof as you, no wonder your brother chased the dragon………jeeeez louise!
zang | January 24, 2008 at 3:00 pm
I wouldn’t fuck her with Heath’s dick (it’s in a baggy in my dresser drawer).
commish | January 24, 2008 at 3:01 pm
No, no, no!
antoine | January 24, 2008 at 3:01 pm
who is this bitch and why is she always on ‘the fish’
fergernauster | January 24, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Junkies are the “new” black!
bmose | January 24, 2008 at 3:02 pm
She tries to pass herself off as 60′s retro with her music and style. Without the tatoos and crackpipe she’s got it.
moobs | January 24, 2008 at 3:03 pm
i DO wish her well tho…
i dont’ think she’s going for the “attention” like the others do.. she genuinely seems like a pretty down to earth person who is caught up in the madness.
best of luck to her!
Drak Pope | January 24, 2008 at 3:04 pm
While it does amuse me to watch some of these celebrities deconstruct, I hope that this one can turn her life around. I hate Amy Winehouse’s crappy songs but I don’t want her to die either.
Retard Barry | January 24, 2008 at 3:04 pm
new black jokes are the new rehab jokes……………wait……………yeah…..THOOOOOOOOOM
olo | January 24, 2008 at 3:05 pm
lol. Is it true that she has a profile on millionairefriends.com? What’s her nickname on the site? I just searched out a profile using her name. not sure …
Brian | January 24, 2008 at 3:06 pm
They should have let her continue doing her drugs like she wanted to. she has a right to do whatever she wants and just because it is not what you or I would do with OUR lives, it is HER life and she should be able to make her own choices. Not to mention, that honestly, her music sucks and would be no big loss.
D. Richards (Grip.) | January 24, 2008 at 3:08 pm
#28? ‘Chased the dragon’? Where are you from, Nineteenth century London?
And, my ol’ boy, Dick’s brother is addicted that beloved crack cocaine that’s infiltrating the white populous. Why couldn’t that goddamn drug have just stayed in America’s ghettos?! I blame blackman. Dealers, whatdoya’ gonna do?
Hearsjokeslast (native american) | January 24, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs!
*technically not a fucking play on rehab
fergernauster | January 24, 2008 at 3:09 pm
If she had electrolysis done on her hairline, she’d be a beauty-pageant victor for certain! Such style and grace… for REALS!
fergernauster | January 24, 2008 at 3:09 pm
If she had electrolysis done on her hairline, she’d be a beauty-pageant victor for certain! Such style and grace… for REALS!
fergernauster | January 24, 2008 at 3:09 pm
If she had electrolysis done on her hairline, she’d be a beauty-pageant victor for certain! Such style and grace… for REALS!
fergernauster | January 24, 2008 at 3:09 pm
If she had electrolysis done on her hairline, she’d be a beauty-pageant victor for certain! Such style and grace… for REALS!
fergernauster | January 24, 2008 at 3:09 pm
If she had electrolysis done on her hairline, she’d be a beauty-pageant victor for certain! Such style and grace… for REALS!
Kernel Cowbell | January 24, 2008 at 3:09 pm
MORE MASCARA!
Addiction Therapist | January 24, 2008 at 3:12 pm
“Now, Amy, it’s important to find a purpose in life, beyond drugs. Imagine if it was WWII and you were caught in Germany and all you could think of was, I want to go get baked? … whoa … ummm, sorry…”
Zanna | January 24, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Hey, FERGIE….switch to DECAF.
Demographic Debbie | January 24, 2008 at 3:12 pm
“Why couldn’t that goddamn drug have just stayed in America’s ghettos?! ”
Well, the short answer, Dumb Richards……the square niggerage quadrupled, causing excessive overflow into the trailer parks, thus causing your brother to become a rock head.
pinky_nip | January 24, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Man, I was doing fine, and then they have to have a story on Winehouse and now I have a roll a fatty. Damn power of suggestion.