Amy Winehouse enters rehab (For real this time)

January 24th, 2008 // 128 Comments

Amy Winehouse checked into rehab today, according to a statement issued by her record label Universal Music Group:

“Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors. She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction.”

Meanwhile, her cat is still nowhere to be found. A representative for London Taxi Co. refused to comment.

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  1. missj

    good for her

  2. Face in Bowl Thanks 2 U

    What I have said about pictures of AW posted during mealtimes. How about a big warning graphic instead of an eyeful of horror.

  3. Heath Ledger

    For what??? She seems fine to me.

  4. fergernauster

    She looks so pretty there!

  5. Jesse

    She has those wonderfully hairy jew arms of which Sarah Silverman speaks so fondly.

  6. Raquel

    The staff said if she stays clean, attends all her meetings, and follows all of the rules at the facility, she can visit her hair on Sunday.

  7. Vampira.

    *Shakes Fist*

    See what you did to me Apache? Now I can’t stop thinking about vampire’s.

    Oh wait, Apache isn’t even here. Hmmmmm …..

    *Shakes fist again*

  8. Lindsay

    How did she go from that short blond thing to that crap in a day? I know where her cat is. Inside THAT.

  9. Papahotnuts

    Fuck rehab, she needs to enter SuperCuts.

  10. The Sampan Man

    Rehab is for quitters. It’s much cooler to be known as the chick equivalent to Keith Richards any day!

  11. teabag

    when asked if she would stay for her full treatment, she replied “No, no no.”

  12. lipper

    Besides that huge hematoma growing on her head, not bad for that skank.

    Added bonus she doesn’t look so much like the gunky hair ball liquifying in my bathtub’s drain.

    ..then again…

  13. fergernauster

    Imagine her and Blake shagging.

    (She sweats and breathes through her nostrils like a fervid, charging bull!)

  14. Thwack

    She could be so hot. Get your guitar on.

  15. She looks like she sneezes everytime she puts on eyeliner.

  16. grobpilot

    Everyone going through rehab at that place should stand far away from her or they will relapse through simple osmosis.

  17. crazy otto

    REHABS ARE FOR QUITTERS

  18. The Sampan Man

    18–yeeeeeah..thanks for reiterating that for us…..jerk off.

  19. Click on my name to reveal Amy Winehouse’s movie debut.

  20. ian

    so i guess they tried to make her go to rehab and she said “yes yes yes”

  21. Guy

    What a beautiful JEWess

  22. fergernauster

    REHABS IS FOR THE QUIETTERS!!!!!
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    Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. D. Richards (Scum.)

    Winehouse’ll be in rehab for as long as it takes for the authoroties to calm down. Lame. She’s not interested in getting better; she doesn’t want to go to jail. Junkies are so fucking useless. I hate ‘em. And I should know about them, my brother’s a junky.

    It’s a real shame for my imagination too, because Amy Winehouse lacks the looks to be some butch woman’s rehab slut. It’ll just never happen.

  24. The Sampan Man

    21–So I guess someone tried to give you a sense of humor and you said, No, no, no.

  25. lipper

    She could just stick crack candy bits on her hairball and offer “hits and licks” for 20 dollars a shot to those poor souls in need.

    Hey its America!

    Find your own pot of gold bitches.

  26. If I hear one more fucking play on Rehab, I’m gittin’ AnonymousSpamMartyr after your asses. No, seriously, he comes erect.

  27. Shut up D

    growing up under the same roof as you, no wonder your brother chased the dragon………jeeeez louise!

  28. zang

    I wouldn’t fuck her with Heath’s dick (it’s in a baggy in my dresser drawer).

  29. commish

    No, no, no!

  30. antoine

    who is this bitch and why is she always on ‘the fish’

  31. fergernauster

    Junkies are the “new” black!

  32. bmose

    She tries to pass herself off as 60′s retro with her music and style. Without the tatoos and crackpipe she’s got it.

  33. moobs

    i DO wish her well tho…

    i dont’ think she’s going for the “attention” like the others do.. she genuinely seems like a pretty down to earth person who is caught up in the madness.

    best of luck to her!

  34. Drak Pope

    While it does amuse me to watch some of these celebrities deconstruct, I hope that this one can turn her life around. I hate Amy Winehouse’s crappy songs but I don’t want her to die either.

  35. Retard Barry

    new black jokes are the new rehab jokes……………wait……………yeah…..THOOOOOOOOOM

  36. olo

    lol. Is it true that she has a profile on millionairefriends.com? What’s her nickname on the site? I just searched out a profile using her name. not sure …

  37. Brian

    They should have let her continue doing her drugs like she wanted to. she has a right to do whatever she wants and just because it is not what you or I would do with OUR lives, it is HER life and she should be able to make her own choices. Not to mention, that honestly, her music sucks and would be no big loss.

  38. D. Richards (Grip.)

    #28? ‘Chased the dragon’? Where are you from, Nineteenth century London?

    And, my ol’ boy, Dick’s brother is addicted that beloved crack cocaine that’s infiltrating the white populous. Why couldn’t that goddamn drug have just stayed in America’s ghettos?! I blame blackman. Dealers, whatdoya’ gonna do?

  39. Hearsjokeslast (native american)

    Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs!

    *technically not a fucking play on rehab

  40. fergernauster

    If she had electrolysis done on her hairline, she’d be a beauty-pageant victor for certain! Such style and grace… for REALS!

  41. fergernauster

    If she had electrolysis done on her hairline, she’d be a beauty-pageant victor for certain! Such style and grace… for REALS!

  42. fergernauster

    If she had electrolysis done on her hairline, she’d be a beauty-pageant victor for certain! Such style and grace… for REALS!

  43. fergernauster

    If she had electrolysis done on her hairline, she’d be a beauty-pageant victor for certain! Such style and grace… for REALS!

  44. fergernauster

    If she had electrolysis done on her hairline, she’d be a beauty-pageant victor for certain! Such style and grace… for REALS!

  45. Kernel Cowbell

    MORE MASCARA!

  46. Addiction Therapist

    “Now, Amy, it’s important to find a purpose in life, beyond drugs. Imagine if it was WWII and you were caught in Germany and all you could think of was, I want to go get baked? … whoa … ummm, sorry…”

  47. Hey, FERGIE….switch to DECAF.

  48. Demographic Debbie

    “Why couldn’t that goddamn drug have just stayed in America’s ghettos?! ”

    Well, the short answer, Dumb Richards……the square niggerage quadrupled, causing excessive overflow into the trailer parks, thus causing your brother to become a rock head.

  49. Man, I was doing fine, and then they have to have a story on Winehouse and now I have a roll a fatty. Damn power of suggestion.

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