Amy Winehouse denied U.S. visa

February 7th, 2008 // 72 Comments

Amy Winehouse won’t be performing at the Grammys after all. The U.S. Embassy turned down her request for a visa, according to the AP:

“Amy has been progressing well since entering a rehabilitation clinic two weeks ago and although disappointed with the decision has accepted the ruling and will be concentrating on her recovery,” The Outside Organization, which counts the troubled retro-soul sensation among its clients, said in a statement.

Apparently the U.S. feels we don’t need another manic celebrity on the loose terrorizing the countryside. Yeah, that’s right. I’m talking about you, Dakota Fanning. Please, for the sake of humanity, just eat all the papaya you want then fly off with your fellow bat-children. Don’t make me chase you with a broom. Oh God, she’s in my hair! Ew! Ew!

Photos: Splash News

  1. hey

    Damn…. I wonder if she’s really a tranny.

  2. natasha

    …Then why doesn’t the U.S. government do anything about the ongoing mass naco invasion in our south western borders? I’d rather take 10 brits over 1 beaner ready to pop out an anchor baby so she can live off of my taxes.

    This website is a sad reflection of the average American mindset. Everyone is too busy cutting down celebrities and other inconsequential vermin…ironically making themselves become even lower than said vermin….You hate them beacause of their charmed lives….but you really wish you could be them.

  3. Skip Smith

    natasha, I doubt someone as stupid as you makes enough money to pay taxes.

  4. c

    this is bullshit!!! Why Amy should not be welcome in the States……
    because she is a drug addict? drug addicts are sick people that need help, not really criminals. But obviously you people from anglospehere see evrything under a fak moralistic viewpoint…. and you let terrorists, drug smugglers and other pieces of shit pass by. Shame on you!!

  5. c

    this is bullshit!!! Why Amy should not be welcome in the States……
    because she is a drug addict? drug addicts are sick people that need help, not really criminals. But obviously you people from anglospehere see evrything under a fak moralistic viewpoint…. and you let terrorists, drug smugglers and other pieces of shit pass by. Shame on you!!

  6. #52 Well said more or less

    I disagree about the jealousy part. These demi-gods or celebrities are a societal construct of sorts – a means of distracting the ignorant masses (too damn easy).
    I agree about the Mexican scourge. Insane. And they hate our fucking guts and yet the GOV let’s em in for the quick cheap buck – again a plot. MIx up the genes and destroy culture. The only true culture is that of cheap labor and mass consumerism of fucking garbage and amoral entertainment (mass hypnosis – glorious capitalist {globalist} plot)!…Distract – subvert – enslave – !!!
    Vote for a nice conservative candidate. They will happily expedite the handover of our country to the dark plan of the Shadow. Ha ha and the stupid average scum does not know the plan.
    Praise for Jesus and modern technology (damn if only we had lots of oil and a new slew of planets)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. c

    “well said” I can’t believe what you are writing….

    mix up the genes……..

    cmon you americans are the most mixed people seen on the earth!!!!

  8. Well why would she get a Visa? Who lets you buy drugs with a credit card..? My dealer drew a 9MM on me last time I tried and pointed to the hand written “NO CREDDET” sign on the wall next to his cannibus crop. Damn it smelled good in there… and the fucker kept my card. What’s that? Oooooooohhhh…. thaaaaaaaat kind of Visa…

    #52 – Natasha? Where’s Bullwinkle and Rocky? Ya fucking vodka addict.

  9. 57

    If you don’t like Americans I suggest you take your brown ass back to the whore that dropped it out of it’s cunt, bitch.
    Most mixed up? Hey do you guys have spaceports in your little insignificant countries? Stealth jetcraft? Particle colliders? How many patents a year?
    Please do not breed any more nasty little second rate offsrpring. I sullies the genepool and retards human evolution.

  10. #59 – You take that shit back! Who’s gonna pick my fucking tomatoes??? I don’t need to be payin’ my “guest” workers no healthcare or minimum wage and shit… oh, and fuck you and your bathroom breaks, Pancho.

  11. Remember the Alamo

    Just a reminder to our “guests”. Yeah Azteclan is bad ass and all. We white cowards quake in our boots while you big tough peasents come here and take over. Actually we have become sissys this last half century. You should come and replace us.
    Leave the back door open – c’mon in, the country is yours for the taking.
    Adios.

  12. Nigel Tittingham III

    What a loss for America. the Brits have such class, such savoir faire, such impeccable manners. It’s true! I sat next to Miss Winehouse at the Barbican Center in London during a performance of “She Stoops to Conquer.” Miss Winehouse’s eyes kept rolling up in her head and her beehive kept brushing against my shoulder as she took a series of naps. Each time this happened (and this illustrates how lovely and mannerly she is) Miss Winehouse wiped the drool from her chin, turned to me and said, “Oi! “oo touched me fuckin’ bits?” Then her eyes rolled up in her head as she took another nap. Everyone was charmed by her drollery as she crawled down the aisle on her hands and knees.

  13. Nigel Tittingham III

    What a loss for America. the Brits have such class, such savoir faire, such impeccable manners. It’s true! I sat next to Miss Winehouse at the Barbican Center in London during a performance of “She Stoops to Conquer.” Miss Winehouse’s eyes kept rolling up in her head and her beehive kept brushing against my shoulder as she took a series of naps. Each time this happened (and this illustrates how lovely and mannerly she is) Miss Winehouse wiped the drool from her chin, turned to me and said, “Oi! “oo touched me fuckin’ bits?” Then her eyes rolled up in her head as she took another nap. Everyone was charmed by her drollery as she crawled down the aisle on her hands and knees.

  14. c

    my god, you racist morons!!!!

    being mixed up in not a questions of having spaceports, patents and so on…
    honestly I like Americans, but I think it is a joke to say americans are not mixed up, and sincerily being mixed up is a good thing.

    I live very well in my little insignificant country, and will stay where I am, and definitely you did not study at Oxford given your diplomatic language

  15. C is for Chunt

    Fuck Oxford. I study books by myself. I do not need a babysitter to teach me shit. Based upon my dedicated research, I am theorising that you have a nasty twat. Now go back to your little resource laden country so we can nuke it and you out of existence and take the glowing minerals. We will repopulate it later will true humans, not aborigines like your family of monkeys.
    Adios.

  16. C is for Chunt

    Fuck Oxford. I study books by myself. I do not need a babysitter to teach me shit. Based upon my dedicated research, I am theorising that you have a nasty twat. Now go back to your little resource laden country so we can nuke it and you out of existence and take the glowing minerals. We will repopulate it later will true humans, not aborigines like your family of monkeys.
    Adios.

  17. sidv

    Nigel, tell the truth. Did you touch her bits.

    She should be allowed to come here so that we can watch her beehive go through the airport security checkpoints.

  18. Sara

    Hahaha, she looks like Steven Tyler in that picture….
    gaping maw!

  19. Michael

    She was granted a visa she chose not to come to the US because of all the stuff hapening in the british courts right now. So yeah

  20. Michael

    She was granted a visa she chose not to come to the US because of all the stuff hapening in the british courts right now. So yeah

  21. a

    What the fuck do you want to nuke? in 50 years you have been able to nuke Japan only and they had already lost the war!!!!

    by the way I am European, the land where you motherfuckers originated from

  22. Imagination

    Interesting that the US denied an award-winning artist a VISA presumably because of substance abuse problems–when the President of the United States is a recovering drug addict (Alcoholic, etc.) Good enough for the top job, but not good enough to be a tourist. We live in interesting times…

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