Amy Winehouse won’t be performing at the Grammys after all. The U.S. Embassy turned down her request for a visa, according to the AP:
“Amy has been progressing well since entering a rehabilitation clinic two weeks ago and although disappointed with the decision has accepted the ruling and will be concentrating on her recovery,” The Outside Organization, which counts the troubled retro-soul sensation among its clients, said in a statement.
Apparently the U.S. feels we don’t need another manic celebrity on the loose terrorizing the countryside. Yeah, that’s right. I’m talking about you, Dakota Fanning. Please, for the sake of humanity, just eat all the papaya you want then fly off with your fellow bat-children. Don’t make me chase you with a broom. Oh God, she’s in my hair! Ew! Ew!
McLoven | February 7, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Mom???!!!
Maecy | February 7, 2008 at 3:57 pm
First! Go fuck yourself Amy.
JoBOO | February 7, 2008 at 3:57 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maecy | February 7, 2008 at 3:57 pm
First!
Vert | February 7, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Obviously she spotted prey.
JoBOO | February 7, 2008 at 3:58 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Austin | February 7, 2008 at 3:59 pm
That’s not your mother, it’s a man, baby!
JoBOO | February 7, 2008 at 4:00 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
syn13 | February 7, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Couldn’t we just do an even swap for Britney? That way, no harm no foul for either side of the pond.
Ike | February 7, 2008 at 4:01 pm
It’s cool. She would have just got HIGH while here….. Back stage smokin a fat one with Snoop Dogg.
FRIST!!! | February 7, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Does that mean Britney will not be allowed in the UK??
Good, I want her here where I can keep an eye on her.
One more thing….why is it the guy behind me in line at the grocery store always tries to follow me to my car? Is it because I’m so friendly to the checker, or because I’m buying beer and condoms??
ellybell | February 7, 2008 at 4:01 pm
dakota fanning looks like a mini christopher walken
McLoven | February 7, 2008 at 4:03 pm
@7 The troll is a fucking retard..
Ted from LA | February 7, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I think it is wise for Miss Crackhouse to “accept” the decision. What’s her other option? Go to Cuba, buy a shit boat and paddle to the Grammys?
Salesman Terry | February 7, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Ah, that’s a shame. She’s such an interesting gal. I’d love to meet her in the flesh.
D. Richards | February 7, 2008 at 4:07 pm
It’s just too damn bad Amy Winehouse can’t be denied a visa by Planet Earth.
JESSE | February 7, 2008 at 4:08 pm
First!….?
Ted from LA | February 7, 2008 at 4:08 pm
You better hurry up Salesman Terry, because according to these pictures, that is all that’s left of her (that, and a bunch of black shit by her eyes). Does she have a seizure everytime she applies make-up? Seems like an odd affliction.
McLoven | February 7, 2008 at 4:09 pm
@11 FRIST, my vote is for the beer and condoms.
blondie | February 7, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Good Lord that’s an ugly she-male.
hubbabuloo | February 7, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Don’t you mean Amy “Whinyhouse”, Fish? “neigh, whinnny, pffffttt”. She looks like a mare in heat with that horse face of hers…especially pic # 4
McLoven | February 7, 2008 at 4:15 pm
@20, You really think she has a vagina??
veggiwhore | February 7, 2008 at 4:16 pm
haha FRIST!! next time, grab a Twister game too..
McLoven | February 7, 2008 at 4:23 pm
That would be a fun game. Naked twister and the last move is to put the comdom on with out falling over. And you have to chug a beer on each spin..
mrs.t | February 7, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Can you imagine sitting next to her on a trans-Atlantic flight? I couldn’t carry on enough Ativan to get me through that scary shit. Rotten tooth-stank, twitchy-ass, pokey elbows the entire time….then you’d need a thorough de-lousing upon landing. And a rabies shot.
Auntie Kryst | February 7, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Oi, gevalt! The meshugeneh jew broad looks pissed in these pics. I bet she’s yelling “Kish mir en toches!” Yiddish for kiss my ass. I looked it up, fun language.
mrs.t | February 7, 2008 at 4:27 pm
…and did anyone else think, at first glance, that the post read “Amy Winehouse Died”?
McLoven | February 7, 2008 at 4:32 pm
@25 No I can imagine that. But I could imagine sitting next to you on a trans-Alantic flight.., As long as you left Mr T at home.
Yeah Mrs T, still perving over you!!!
mrs.t | February 7, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Why, #28! Is it you? Could it be??? Is discretion a top priority at this juncture? What’s with the incognito?
CougarTexas | February 7, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I still LOVE ‘Back to Black’ and ‘No Good’. Her music is the shit.
She looks like a stinky person. You know?
Juaquin Ingles | February 7, 2008 at 4:44 pm
#25, at least she’d fit in her own seat and not pour out of it and onto my lap like the fatasses I’ve had to sit next to.
Yuristache | February 7, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Who the fuck is this hideous beast and why should I give a damn about what she (it?) does every day?
mrs.t | February 7, 2008 at 4:48 pm
#31-True dat. There was a really fat woman in my Pilates class this morning who kept farting, then saying “Pardon ME!”. Funny, funny stuff.
FRIST!!! | February 7, 2008 at 4:50 pm
#31, plus she would have the best tranquilizers..
McLoven | February 7, 2008 at 4:50 pm
@29, Trolls, I hate trolls. Descretion is not a top priority, but we don’t want Mr. T to find out. wink wink nuge nuge..
McLoven | February 7, 2008 at 4:57 pm
You know what really SUCKS??? it is being caller 24 when they are looking for caller 25 on your local radio station for free concert tickets.. Bastards!!
mrs.t | February 7, 2008 at 5:00 pm
McLoven-just go see the Hannah movie-it really is almost as good as the concert!
McLoven | February 7, 2008 at 5:11 pm
No, it was fot Styx tickets. If I won Hannah Montana tickets I would sell that and make a lot of money..
Victoria | February 7, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Great, now Europe is going to deny Britney entry and we’ll be stuck with her. And she was JUST learning to speak the native tongue of England.
mrs.t | February 7, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Styx Cornerstone was my first album. Yes, I’m that old.
And now I’m going to make dinner for my family.
Good evening.
woodhorse | February 7, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Six Pack your choice says Britney can take her in a game of Chicken.
farming cacti | February 7, 2008 at 5:45 pm
I wonder when we’re all going to find out that she is actually a guy. I mean, look at that face…but be careful
ipanema_girl_is_schuyler | February 7, 2008 at 6:04 pm
since when do brits need a visa for the us? O_o
I Love the UK | February 7, 2008 at 6:23 pm
She is a misguided drug addict that has a lot of talent and I hope she gets well soon and can perform in the USA. I love the UK!
Ugly howling cunt | February 7, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Please die soon Amy. God she is nasty. Picture that snatch will ya. C’mon, I dare you too. Imagine the smell and hair stubble and pussy pimples. And the taste of that meat.
Doc | February 7, 2008 at 9:12 pm
I’d like to say that I have certain standards for TS… when your tag line is “because you’re ugly”, I expect to ONLY see good looking/attractive girls on this site… someone please tell me how Amy W gets so much pub on here? She is one of the ugliest women ive ever seen… i wouldnt let her within 100 yards of me… this needs to stop NOW, i dont care how big of a train wreck she is!!!
syn13 | February 7, 2008 at 10:12 pm
#43 – At the Grammys she’d technically be working, right? She’d probably need a work visa. I think Cat Stevens was denied a work visa once and couldn’t enter the states.
hill | February 7, 2008 at 10:40 pm
That’s because Cat Stevens was Muslim? or Buddhist… either way, they considered him a terrorist. Fuckin weak.
Dali Llama | February 7, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Buddist terrorists #48? Yeah um, naw too easy. Sure why not.
hairdressertothestars | February 7, 2008 at 11:24 pm
She’s performing at the Grammys by satellite. I hope she sings the rehab song.