I didn’t plan on writing two posts about Amy Winehouse today, but in my defense, who could’ve predicted she’d run around London tonight with her brand new bolt-ons hanging out? — Okay, I should’ve seen this coming. Lots more to come as soon as I finish starring all these nips and recover from PTSD.
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first | October 26, 2009 at 8:53 pm
first
CJ | October 26, 2009 at 8:55 pm
hahaha, awesome.
Duchess Of Dork | October 26, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Ballet slippers!?
ek | October 26, 2009 at 8:57 pm
awkward.
gabe | October 26, 2009 at 8:59 pm
not bad not bad
i like ugly chicks | October 26, 2009 at 8:59 pm
she may be raunchy and all that jazz…but, call me crazy, she has some nice nips!
ek | October 26, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Oh god, I hadn’t seen her legs yet. No, not awkward. DISGUSTING.
Athens | October 26, 2009 at 9:02 pm
God look at the stretch marks on her breasts.
LEB | October 26, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Well, at least she’s looking a bit less like a crack whore these days.
Delgo | October 26, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Can’t argue with the little guy. Approve.
Mr Fleshlight | October 26, 2009 at 9:07 pm
an improvement, if you ask me…
ariel | October 26, 2009 at 9:08 pm
damn, that is one shitty boob job
bob | October 26, 2009 at 9:10 pm
12. ariel – October 26, 2009 9:08 PM
damn, that is one shitty boob job
They are all shitty
shes prob a great lay | October 26, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Take Fits!!!1
Rough intentions | October 26, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Well if i was at a bar and it was last call, and desperate in a dry spell and had to choose between Winehouse and Brooke Hungry (Steve Phillips mistress) considering Winehouse just brushed her teeth I probably go with Winehouse…
Duke, Raoul | October 26, 2009 at 9:14 pm
beautiful fucking tits man!
Fredrick | October 26, 2009 at 9:14 pm
That’s what a crack whore’s boobs look like. How disappointing. She really is f’ng ugly after all those drugs.
She looks like a living, walking skeletor with supernatural hypnotic splotch marks that reappear and disappear from all those drugs. And good lord, the SAGGING SKIN on her thighs is so gross. That’s what some 80 year olds do not even have.
Her breath is bad, bad, bad. Lots of rotting teeth from the drugs.
PEOPLE THIS IS WHY YOU STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS. YOU’LL END UP LOOKING IN YOUR 60′S WHEN YOU ARE ONLY HER AGE. And you’ll end up with skinny, saggy legs too!
truth.org | October 26, 2009 at 9:16 pm
No really, she doesn’t even know its out.
What?
What?
Ego | October 26, 2009 at 9:23 pm
it’s like my grandmother got implants and I’m still looking at the pics.
I think I need therapy now
Damarian | October 26, 2009 at 9:28 pm
HER BREATH SMELLS LIKE SEWAGE. FOR REALS. I SMELLED IT.
ew | October 26, 2009 at 9:32 pm
How can she have such bad stretch marks on her breasts? It’s one thing if you’ve had kids, and had your tits swell up to the size of balloons. That’s hot, and who cares about stretch marks in that case. But she’s nothing but a junkie who has never had kids. That don’t make no sense!
meh | October 26, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Ok Amy, you look super feminine. Now, do something about those weird legs. Waist down, you look like a starving kid.
Ed Castillo | October 26, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Improvement for sure. She’s now fappable in that eastern european “cam girl” way.
Ed Castillo | October 26, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Improvement for sure. She’s now fappable in that eastern european “cam girl” way.
Good God | October 26, 2009 at 9:44 pm
I am going to have to sleep with the lights on for a while.
******KrazyHotKelli********** | October 26, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Ugh. Zhe iz zo ugly. Ugly people zhould be zent to a camp zo we do not have to zee them. Oh no. Joe Jonaz and Sac Efron r fighting over me again. Sac! Put the knife knife down! Thiz iz inzane! Zigh……
clarkehead | October 26, 2009 at 9:47 pm
I’d totally tap that. Eyes closed of course, but I’d totally tap that.
Kick | October 26, 2009 at 9:58 pm
She was really good in Schindler’s list though.
what what in the butt | October 26, 2009 at 10:08 pm
I had no idea Amy suffered from Dystonia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4gj5_PFbVo
VtFarmboy | October 26, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Shes ugly and she still cant perform. I dont know what all the fuss is about her. Shes a looser druggie. Just because she was doing retro music somone thought she had talent. if she disapeared tomorrow nobody would miss her.
3x Tubes | October 26, 2009 at 10:46 pm
she is almost ready for porn!
Turd the third | October 26, 2009 at 10:48 pm
I bet those puppies are full of vodka, the stretch marks are from overfilling from time to time…. She is an ugly bitch but I’d take a couple of pulls on those..
Sing the following to the Pina Colada song!
she likes penis alotta, getting seen with disdain, she is such a big douchebag, she is into cocaine….
who is up to adding the next verse…
original lyrics by:
Turd (da song writer) the Third……
edna | October 26, 2009 at 10:50 pm
At least they are no sagging anymore and stretch marks are a disgrace, they can appear anywhere, no need to have kids, if the skin is weak, there’s nothing to solve it.
Sport | October 26, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Nope. I still wouldn’t.
Happy_Time_Hank | October 26, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Meh…I’ve had worse…. C’mon everybody lets Jiggle!
Jon | October 26, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
JD | October 26, 2009 at 10:57 pm
You know, her tits really weren’t that bad before.
No, seriously, they weren’t.
China mobile Phone | October 26, 2009 at 11:01 pm
eww
farty mcshitface | October 26, 2009 at 11:05 pm
hey #7, her legs are just like those of any supermodel. stick-thin and awful.
it looks like winehouse is trying to pull a trick to score some rock.
mp3 player accessories | October 26, 2009 at 11:07 pm
I really like Amy Winehouse’s first debut cd! she has such a unique and smooth style! What a banging voice!
arata mac | October 26, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Damn – she’s still homely as a mud fence even with the aftermarket tatas, but she’s got a great set of pipes… So what is that, the Bette Midler syndrome?
arata mac | October 26, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Damn – she’s still homely as a mud fence even with the aftermarket tatas, but she’s got a great set of pipes… So what is that, the Bette Midler syndrome?
Pantsman | October 26, 2009 at 11:21 pm
The following is a public service announcement.
“Hey. Yeah, you. Wanna smoke crack? You do?
Do you also want to look like you’re sixty-two when you’re only twenty-six? Do you want to smoke so much crack that your teeth fall out, all while your enabler boyfriend rots in prison? You do?
Do you want to ‘get clean’ long enough for everyone to notice how haggard, used, and unattractive you’ve become, and then get breast implants that are so ridiculous they make your nipples look like two bruised buttholes on your chest? You do?
C’mon, kid. Don’t be the next Amy Winehouse.”
The More You Know…
Brent | October 26, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Damn, her getting new tits is like spraying perfume on a turd…
not jk | October 26, 2009 at 11:22 pm
perfection
pseudopodia | October 26, 2009 at 11:25 pm
@ #43… The more you Kohl’s
therusskie | October 26, 2009 at 11:29 pm
You know, in her defense, this is the best she looked in years. Face is improving w/out all the drugs scabs. Boobs will look better in a bit, after they settle in.
TekMoney | October 26, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Oh great. I’m calling it now: this will be Fish’s newest celeb crush. She’s got all the requirements: No talent (seriously give me a break), attention whore, drug junkie, food starved, a fake and disproportioned body, and the face of a transexual. Sounds about right. Oh look, it this post managed to find it’s way on the So Freaking Hot galleries. Imagine that.
bluehost | October 26, 2009 at 11:49 pm
So thats them. hmm. OK i guess
yuki | October 27, 2009 at 12:03 am
wi-no!
wi-no!