The new, crack-free Amy Winehouse (above) has just been charged today with assault from an incident in September when she punched a fan in the eye, according to the AP:
The retro-soul singer was charged with assault Thursday for allegedly attacking a fan at an end-of-summer ball in London on Sept. 26, police and the singer’s representative said.
Dancer Sherene Flash had been quoted by tabloid newspapers as saying she was hit in the eye by the 25-year-old “Back to Black” singer after asking to take her picture at the Berkeley Ball, a charity function held in central London’s Berkeley Square.
I don’t really see how this woman can press charges. I mean, it’s pretty much a given there’s two crucial components to an Amy Winehouse performance:
1. Incoherent renditions of your favorite songs.
2. Physical assault for everyone!
To put things in perspective, that’d be like going to a Jessica Simpson concert and complaining it smells like bacon. It’s called common sense, people. Use it.





























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How does this stick figure parody get to throw a punch!
Ever saw this one on ___ Affluentmeet Com ___
It ‘s where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
God damn that is one ugly human.
what in the FUCK is up with the gay as hell Kardashian advertisements?
i fucking hate them and i thought you did too Fish…
She washed her shoessss!!!!!!!!!!
Amy Crackhouse! LOL
@5. I’m sure they still hate the Kardashians, but they love the money they get from E for advertising their show. Money can always sway your opinion on people.
is she really better for real!? is she really not cracked out!? OMG, i think we just got back one awesome singer!! GO AMY!
Amy gets grosser every day.
Do you REALLY think shes crack free? REALLY? i mean, i guess shes able to do her hair into that dumb fucking beehive again, but she shes still really gross and skinny looking. Having a tan just means she was doing crack in the sun and not in some creepy mouse infested flat with no shower in it….
She should be gratefulll she survived to tell the tale , what a lousy wothless fan ….
Normally when fans come across Amy … they’re are lucky to survive and when they do , they need to go to rehab for months just to start function normally again..
but then again real fans don’t complain about this, it’s all part of The Amy Winehouse Experience…
By the way Amy definitely looks better these days… only one of my eye balls popped out today, as a fan I got to punch it back in myself …
To bad Amy ain’t around .!
Amy Slimehouse is easily the ugliest fuck celebrity and the most overrated. Her singing is an act and that’s it. She sings in a retarded voice like a black woman. Her thighs are deformed boney. Can you imagine the smell of her twat?
If that first shot would have been an upskirt, she could have been charged with assaulting my eyes.
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I like to smell my farts under the blankets and eat my boogers because I’m jealous of black cocks being so much bigger than mine.
I hate dem neegers cuz my sister done went and fucked one. and i just got her baby-makin’ hole worked in. damn. i hate dem neegers.
her is a picture my sis:
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new shoes yay!
honistly she probaly just flashed her kitty at her
I’ve been assaulted every time I look at her picture.
Is there a statute of limitations?
Good graaaaeeeesheeeus!
She looks like a sick T-Rex coming out of the car.
Yay! New ballet shoes for Amy!!
Is this photo recently taken? She looks much better! She has from her nature already a lot of fire in her butt.Add some chemicals to that and what do you get? An uncontrolled projectile.What else could we expect from her? I think it’s not really a big deal.
She should drink more booze! The fire needs to be extinguished!
Aww, I hope she doesn’t cancel her Coachella performance. . .I am looking forward to a cracktastic time!
I’d better not imagine what happen when you light her gasses.Atomic propulsion?
Assault? What did she do, flash her pussy at a crowd?
That is a nightmarish hairdo, but she will probably still be wearing it well into her 40′s.
Her skin looks much better… if she puts on a little weight and stays clean, she just may prove to be a worthwhile human, huh, go figure!
Oh, yea, she’s drug free all right – just look at those pupils. She’s lit up like a Christmas tree. And after all those pix of her ugly hair in St. Lucia, the fake crackhive no longer does it for me.
TRY ME, it would be a pleasure for me!!
I’ll give her a bag of crack if she’ll stop wearing those ugly shoes.
She shouldn’t go barefoot, though.
does anyone else remind the picture of a velociraptor, jurassic park anyone?
Those shoes are so fucking annoying! You are not a ballerina!!!!!!!
All of my sympathy for her has gone away. She is just old news now.
She is just a spoiled brat.
Marilyn Manson, nuff said
She had to get new shoes, she smoked her old ones…
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Damned dumb I think her hair again in summerhouse shes able to do it, but shes still really gross looking and thin. In a feeble voice he sings like a black woman. Her thighs are distorted bony. Can you imagine the smell of her twat?