Amy Winehouse is caught on video after smoking crack and admittedly taking six valium. The video was recorded Friday and released today by The Sun. Definitely scope it out. It shows Amy getting her crack on then crawling around barefoot on broken glass trying to find her cat. She’s heard saying:
“If I was that cat I’d leave on my own accord — I’d call a cab. It ain’t right. This ain’t Toys R Us. They took my cat.”
Because apparently to Amy Winehouse, Toys R Us is an appropriate place to smoke crack and leave broken glass lying around. I’ve been saying this for years, but it’s nice to hear someone else say it for once.
Fun Fact: Amy Winehouse once punched through a tank to get a McDonald’s caramel sundae. Also, yes, she is indeed sniffing her cleavage and then grimacing in the last two photos.
UPDATE: Amy Winehouse checked herself into rehab today, according to The Sun.
UPDATE: People reports Amy Winehouse is not in rehab. She was just seeing her regular physician.
f | January 22, 2008 at 12:40 pm
third!
Gerald_Tarrant | January 22, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Thank God, finally. This exposes the truth. No one would ever believe Wino was a crack head without this video. Also, I have video of the sun rising this morning in case anyone doesn’t believe that it did.
amaia | January 22, 2008 at 12:41 pm
lol, crack like the poor people!
grrr | January 22, 2008 at 12:41 pm
who cares fucking druggie
DogNose | January 22, 2008 at 12:43 pm
She needs more eye makeup
Tara | January 22, 2008 at 12:45 pm
This girl is disgusting, utterly disgusting. She has one of the fugliest faces I’ve ever seen in my life, and she looks like she smells. Fucking trainwreck — I feel bad because she’s spiralling out of control and needs help.
JustBuzzed | January 22, 2008 at 12:49 pm
You can’t lose as much weight as she has and still function unless your running purely on crack or cocaine. She’s a living skeleton. Should have gone to rehab after all.
http://theunsoberlife.com
tred | January 22, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Damn…This chick knows how to party.
LL | January 22, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Has anyone considered that maybe Wino and Britney have changed bodies? You know, like in those shitty movies where people trade bodies? Maybe that’s why Britney started talking in that effed up “accent” and Wino is now blonde. Admittedly, there’s not much difference between the two now, but maybe a wacky movie can be salvaged from it. British nutjob trades bodies with a white trash American nutjob, hilarity, bad hair and filth ensue.
I am totally willing to cross the picket line to pen this major motion picture event. Disney, MTV, whoever, call me.
IKE | January 22, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Again I say…
This is BILLIE HOLIDAY all over again.
She needs help before she’s dead.
deaconjones | January 22, 2008 at 12:52 pm
First you sucking pathetic losers.
deaconjones | January 22, 2008 at 12:53 pm
This bitch needs to chill
Just buy a huge bag of weed, blaze, and play Call of Duty on PS3. If I had millions Id be playing multiplayer for 14 hours a day
blp | January 22, 2008 at 12:54 pm
She needs a permanent bag on that head, no one should have to look at that.
Jimbo | January 22, 2008 at 12:56 pm
I know I have said this before, but this is the uglist fucking bitch I have ever seen..
Ript1&0 | January 22, 2008 at 12:56 pm
I would not suggest crack smoking. You’re gonna need to just trust me on this one.
deaconjones | January 22, 2008 at 12:58 pm
dammit. Thumb up my butt. Thumb up my butt.
woodhorse | January 22, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Damn, the copy on Amy Winehouse justs writes itself, eh Fish? Between Amy and Britney, you’ll never have to work for a living.
Guru Rawam | January 22, 2008 at 1:01 pm
She gives crack addicts a bad name
p0nk | January 22, 2008 at 1:01 pm
that’s a grimace in the last pic? she must grimace a lot because her face always looks like that.
The Beer Baron | January 22, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Is that Dame Edna?
Web-head | January 22, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Kinda reminds me of my ex, heh.
Ted from LA | January 22, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I think she needs counseling from Britney or Dr. Phil. She looks fit and trim. In a Grim Reaper sort of way…
aja | January 22, 2008 at 1:05 pm
# 11 – you retard!!!
want meds | January 22, 2008 at 1:06 pm
she has a cat? for some reason, this one tidbit is far more unbelievable than anything else she’s supposedly done. but a pet? screams of domesticity–which Amy doesn’t. i think she just screams.
apparently for her cat.
Jimbo | January 22, 2008 at 1:06 pm
@20, I would do Dame Edna before I would do Amy
COCO | January 22, 2008 at 1:08 pm
very funny. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site called millionairefriends.com last week.
D. Richards (Whee.) | January 22, 2008 at 1:10 pm
That poor driver. He signs up for more hours of chauffeuring because he lives alone and hates himself. His thoughts are macabre, and terrifying; he hates to be alone; he panics. The stillness of his little flat forces him out. There’s no view other than a filthy alley and the people above him scream, and flush the toilet twenty-four hours a day.
He works and works, and then he gets assigned to be Amy Winehouse’s personal driver. He thinks this may be kind of fun but, instead, becomes addicted to Crack after second hand huffing Amy’s blow-out day in, and day out.
Cletus Kassidy | January 22, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Reminds me of my ex. ..heh.
Natalie | January 22, 2008 at 1:12 pm
i cant find the video.. where can i watch it?
Jimbo | January 22, 2008 at 1:13 pm
@26 Hey Coco, I saw your profile on the Darwin awards. When are you going to die?
The Office Whore | January 22, 2008 at 1:13 pm
This is completely unbelievable. Crack heads don’t eat ice cream….do they?
hi p0nk!
Chauncey Gardner | January 22, 2008 at 1:15 pm
“PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!”
The Beer Baron | January 22, 2008 at 1:15 pm
@25-I wouldn’t even do her with Bea Arthur’s dick.
Riotboy | January 22, 2008 at 1:20 pm
That’s a man baby!
/obligatory
Cap'n Pickles | January 22, 2008 at 1:23 pm
A REAL ROCK STAR! That’s what Daddy likes to see. Fill yourself with drugs until you’re found dead, drowned in a puddle of your own sick. Party and die young, before you become too old and irrevelant, and your legend lives on. Christ. Look at Rod Stewart and David Bowie. Laughable old farts.
cap'n pickles | January 22, 2008 at 1:27 pm
@9. How ’bout “Fucktard Friday”.
tiredof amy winohouse | January 22, 2008 at 1:27 pm
what is your sick obsession with this dirty crack whore, can’t you post more bikini photos of Jennifer Love Hugetits instead?? I would love to see a fat chick in a bikini than this skanky crack whore.
PunkA | January 22, 2008 at 1:28 pm
She is plain old nasty. I mean, wow. how unattractive. Not even sure why she is considered a talent. Looks like a waster to me.
Riotboy | January 22, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Bowie is not a laughable old fart he’s from space.
/god is an American
Lacy | January 22, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Sick….just plain sick…
Kiwi | January 22, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Video is here: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article710911.ece
The Office Whore | January 22, 2008 at 1:44 pm
The Labyrinth. A fucking GREAT movie!
Well, captain mentioned Bowie……..
RichPort | January 22, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Amy Winehouse is to a healthy lifestyle what George W Bush is to peace mongering.
Donkey Ass | January 22, 2008 at 1:51 pm
She’s dead within a year.
whitney | January 22, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Crack is whack!
TheSuperfish is an idiot | January 22, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Superficial, I love the website… but for the love of God could you PLEASE stop posting about Amy Winehouse. For fuck’s sake NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HER. We are all tired of seeing her so is so fucking filthy looking and she’s a nobody. You are going to lose supporters if you don’t stop posting shitty Amy Winehouse blogs. I kinda think you have a thing for her, she’s on here EVERY FUCKING DAY. Seriously, you could be the big times superficial… but not doing these shitty posts. You are an amateur and you blow right now.
fergernauster | January 22, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Amy seems like an assertive girl.
Good for her!
M | January 22, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Wow! Like watching an apple fall from a tree – you always knew it happened but you never really witnessed it. Fascinating! I can die happy now.
Wish I could but I can't | January 22, 2008 at 2:14 pm
15 – I’m with you ript.
I would not trade places with her, not even for a second, not a nanosecond, not….well….maybe in that split second when she hit’s it…..nah, nah….not even for that. Nothing there but long, drawn out, never-apprearing-at-the-right-time death.
El-COyote | January 22, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Smoke that glass dick Amy… Be seeing you in my dead pool by March….