Amy Winehouse has cancelled the remainder of her tour dates. It was an expected announcement considering her poor performances which led to audience members walking out. She made the decision yesterday afternoon after a tearful meeting with her management, according to The Sun:
In a statement Amy, 24, said: “I can’t give it my all onstage without my Blake. I’m so sorry but I don’t want to do the shows half-heartedly; I love singing. My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.”
Dammit, and I had tickets. I was hoping to see Amy Winehouse forget the words to her own songs then snort coke out of her beehive. It was going to be a classy evening of a culture and music. I even bought one of those beer-can hats. Except I modified it to hold two bottles of Jack Daniels. I tested it out the other night. Legally, I’m not allowed to say how it went. Though my lawyer says the black box proved the chimp was flying the plane. So that’s who I got to play “Lost” with me. He must’ve been Matthew Fox and I was the mysterious smoke creature that pukes on flight attendants. I’ll admit; the monkey was right. That was the best drinking game I’ve ever played.
do1t | November 27, 2007 at 3:43 pm
wow, she really needs to http://do1t.net
iggev | November 27, 2007 at 3:43 pm
I’m wearing MY beer can hat too!! For some reason, I get to go home early!!..
see ya fuckers..
Robin Claire | November 27, 2007 at 3:43 pm
oh, stfu, amy.
missj | November 27, 2007 at 3:44 pm
she is scary
Lynda | November 27, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Our celebrity impersonater “Amy” can sing, host your party and STAY SOBER!
god | November 27, 2007 at 3:48 pm
SHE CANCELLED HER TOUR?!?!? WHY??? DID SHE FINALLY DIE?!?!? We could only be so lucky. Skank whore bitch.
Italian Stallion | November 27, 2007 at 3:51 pm
This will be the first time she actually gave everyone their moneys worth by not singing………..
MATERIALBITCHdotCOM | November 27, 2007 at 3:51 pm
I’m a worthless douche with a gay website and nothing interesting to say. Sorry for wasting everyone’s time.
RENEE... | November 27, 2007 at 3:53 pm
I don’t get all these stars that have the world in the palm of their hands, but throw it all to shit. But I have a feeling this Winehouse creature is gonna go down Janice Joplin style when all is said and done.
G Man | November 27, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Is their a Typo.. She was supposed to be going on TOUR I thought she was a WHORE. and was giving that up.. OH MAD BAD… Sorry but working on that snatch would be like throwing a whole box of hot dogs down a hall way. Someone needs to take one for the team and neal down on her and yell, “Osama you in there?” He likes dark caves !!!
havoc | November 27, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Aw…poor thing. Maybe some heroin would help. Come on Amy. Just a taste. What could it hurt? Just a little, then stop. Come on, you know you want to. Your husband wants you to do it. Without the tour, now you have time. Just a little taste. Come on……
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cowgirl | November 27, 2007 at 4:07 pm
What exactly does she miss about her husband? Scratching him or yelling at him?
woodhorse | November 27, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Blake Civil-Fielder is in a better place Amy, let him go.
BaconMessiah | November 27, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Thank god. We here in north america like our rock stars pre-packaged and sterile. No drugs, booze or anything else remotely interesting allowed. And god forbid you actually look like a rock star, strung out, skinny and sleep deprived. No no that won’t do. And writting your own music and sounding disticnt is a definte faux pas. Being emotionally fragile and fucked up over a loser spouse ? God, I don’t know anyone who has ever acted like that. This is all too much, when does American Idol start again anyway? Nevermind I’m off to do the Souja Boy…
BigBoneDaddy | November 27, 2007 at 4:09 pm
She sucks anyway.
Who cares?
Spanky | November 27, 2007 at 4:10 pm
I wish I had a beehive full of coke
haroof | November 27, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Seriously what moron pays money to watch this drugged out whore attempt to sing?
How she earns a living is beyond me.
D. Richards (Lover.) | November 27, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Can’t this Winehouse cunt just fuck-off and overdose already? Why does Earth have to put up with these dunce-caps? How fucking hard is it to live your fucking life and do what you’re gonna do? I guess that’s the whole point. Winehouse and her husband are morons that can’t keep it straight. And do what they do; dramative life and bore the public. Still, though. I want Winehouse to drop dead. Who the fuck is buying her music anyways? I’ve never heard any of the farts that Wines has dropped on the public. Someones buying the shit. In more ways than one.
street smart cowgirl | November 27, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Hey Haroof. She sells blades and coke from her hive of justice. If you cross her, she’ll cut ya!
BunnyButt | November 27, 2007 at 4:22 pm
She’s really hot and may be looking for a new millionaire husband. You’ll learn this and more at my website: fuckallthespammersuptheass.com.
;)
Duh | November 27, 2007 at 4:23 pm
It looks like a box of crayons threw up all over her dress.
kool | November 27, 2007 at 4:26 pm
she smells like moth balls and stale cigs
woodhorse | November 27, 2007 at 4:30 pm
22: How did you get their little legs apart?
Vince Lombardi | November 27, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Ray Bolger made a MUUUUCH better Scarecrow.
kool | November 27, 2007 at 4:37 pm
23 Not “moth’s balls” silly – moth balls
EveryonePoops | November 27, 2007 at 4:45 pm
BaconMessiah, I couldn’t have said it better myself. She’s pretty much the only Soul/R&B singer whose music is worth a damn, but all of us idiotic Americans want to harp on her self-destructive lifestyle and the sensational media attention it gets her. Oh, and how she’s not attractive enough. Sure, your shitty music can be totally canned for the masses, but if you’re hot, it doesn’t matter. We’ll buy your insidious tripe anyway!
I agree, when drug/alcohol abuse interferes with your professionalism, it’s shitty for the fans. I had tickets to see her at the Fillmore, and she cancelled that tour too. It blows, but you know what? She makes great fucking records that aren’t complete fucking monuments to post-production. “But..but..she’s such a wreck!! Waaah!” SHUT UP AND FUCKING LISTEN TO HER! I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF SHE’S GOT TRACK MARKS UP AND DOWN HER ARMS AND A WHITE BUBBLE COMING OUT OF HER NOSE!
Why don’t you just crucify her already? God forbid we have an artist on mainstream radio whose songs are sincere and real.
havoc | November 27, 2007 at 5:09 pm
You know? You’re right….
LET’S CRUCIFY HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRUCIFY! CRUCIFY! CRUCIFY!
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endoftheshityear | November 27, 2007 at 5:43 pm
she’s too ugly to give a shi….
well, maybe it’s time to let the obvious remain unstated
lentista | November 27, 2007 at 5:44 pm
this is one ugly bitch….. never again put her on this site….
lux | November 27, 2007 at 5:54 pm
She looks like a stick figure with boobs. Gross.
jack-in-the-green | November 27, 2007 at 5:55 pm
who cares about this brat?
PunkA | November 27, 2007 at 7:07 pm
read between the lines people:
I can’t tour with my Blake (aka my drug dealer).
I can’t give it my all without him near me. ( I suck when I sing sober. I need drugs to perform).
Without my husband I am not the same ( Have you seen me sober? No other guy will even look at me like Blakey does when he is strung out. I need DRUGS. DRUGS!!!)
magdalena | November 27, 2007 at 7:10 pm
in pic 2 she looks just like a pre-op hispanic tranny trying to keep it all tucked in back…
sharpeidude | November 27, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Poor little misguided drugged-out girl. Let’s get Jerry Lewis on the line and start up a fucking Tele-Thon today!
makemepuke | November 27, 2007 at 7:42 pm
Amy is a woman with incredible natural talent who got fucked up by being unable to handle drugs and booze and has lost sight of what matters. Rehab to get clean and sober will fail to resurrect her… she is stuck in the mindset that drugs and booze are cool and the delusion that she can function while high. Such a sad story, I predict Amy will become a statistic like most genius musicians. Rest in peace Amy..your tats and teeth tells us you have lost your mind to substances.
TheLostGirl | November 27, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Are we still shocked at this point
husband | November 27, 2007 at 8:39 pm
gross….
again…why is she famous???
oh yeah….the fag…Perez Hilton
Igottabemeee | November 27, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Why should we admire her musical abilities when she doesn’t even have the very basic human abilities to care about her own survival and take care of those people she loves and is responsible for? Admiration for some gift that she was born with? Because the fact that she can sing is all that matters – how pathetic.
Roflcer of the Lawl | November 27, 2007 at 9:37 pm
She will die soon, very soon. Muahahahahhaha!
EveryonePoops | November 27, 2007 at 9:43 pm
I can’t believe some of you people.
Again, musicians or even artists for that matter aren’t out there to stand as model citizens that we can all admire and aspire to be like. That’s what parents, teachers and community leaders are for.
In Amy Winehouse’s case, she’s there to make great records that are supposed to enrich our lives. If you want to buy crappy music made by walking exemplars of mediocrity who behave themselves and let the record executives determine what they do or don’t say, that’s your prerogative. But in the meantime, don’t diss on the ones who live lives you don’t approve of but make uncompromised, sincere, kick ass records on their own terms.
No, she’s not a good role model for your children. No, she doesn’t have devastating looks of a fashion model. No, she’s not the kind of person I’d want to hang out with. But you know what? I’m not thinking about any of this shit when I go to the record store!
Fucking get over yourselves. Taking some moral high ground with a fucking Soul singer. Why don’t you hold politicians to the same standards? You know they have a 24 hour bar at the Pentagon? Unlike Amy Winehouse, these people make decisions that directly affect your lives. Time to get off your high horses and get your priorities straight, you stupid fucks!
they call her yuck mouth | November 27, 2007 at 9:54 pm
i’m sure her vag smells like pickled pig’s feet
EveryonePoops | November 27, 2007 at 10:09 pm
Addendum:
Samual Taylor Coleridge was addicted to opium
Van Gogh abused absinthe, an addiction that made his paintings even better
Edgar Allen Poe abused Mescaline
Joseph Conrad was probably a complete racist
TS Eliot was definitely an anti-semite
James Joyce was an alcoholic who fantasized about other men fucking his wife
You gonna pull these great artists from our high school curriculum?
The Beatles, Doors, Velvet Undergound, Rolling Stones, Jerry Lee Lewis, Johnny Cash, The Who…all persistently and completely fucked out of their heads on one substance or another. I won’t even mention venerated jazz musicians. If you have such a problem with Amy Winehouse’s drug abuse, burn all your CD’s.
cookie monsta | November 27, 2007 at 10:11 pm
sure she can sing, hellova unique style, and gutsy for a “little person” just the fame and the money and the drugs are killing her…..I reckon she might be the enabler, not Blake the junkie fuckup.
justtheobvious | November 27, 2007 at 10:17 pm
who is this throw back from the 80′s? she looks dumb, but all girls do as soon as they pick up a guitar.
Ript1&0 | November 27, 2007 at 10:23 pm
Hey EveryonePoops, you make a really great, completely valid, well thought out point there. Multiple points, in fact.
Bill Hicks couldn’t have said it any better. Wait……..
EveryonePoops | November 27, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Hey Rip, yeah, I was thinking about that with the “go home and take all your tapes and CD’s and burn them” bit. i wanted to try and put it another way, but he said it so well. I love that part about “pulling Ringo down off the ceiling”
Yeah, Bill Hicks would be on our side. Cheers.
EveryonePoops | November 27, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Hey Rip, yeah, I was thinking about that with the “go home and take all your tapes and CD’s and burn them” bit. i wanted to try and put it another way, but he said it so well. I love that part about “pulling Ringo down off the ceiling”
Yeah, Bill Hicks would be on our side. Cheers.
babyglyniss | November 27, 2007 at 11:31 pm
she’s very very very very ugly.and scary too.
D. Richards (Hicks.) | November 27, 2007 at 11:39 pm
Yeah, man. When listening to Amy WInehouse, I just can’t help but be reminded of Jim Morrison. I mean, like Jimbo, Winehouse is taking her “art” to a completely new, and unsecured level. Amy is on that level! A genius.
See, Amy Winehouse is on the forefront of mass communication. Amy has to get her art out. It’s killing her. The need to create is killing Amy.
Amy is, like, this generation’s Johnny Cash. Spell-binding. A rebel. The woman-in black (smeared eye-liner).
There hasn’t ever been anything like Amy. She is the earth. The food. The water. Everything.
What a joke..
yilin | November 27, 2007 at 11:48 pm
you are so cool. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online a club called sugarmommymeet.com, by which you are seeking a sexy guy for extramarital relationship.. Is that true?