Saying that Amy Winehouse fell off the wagon would be a gross understatement. She basically turned into the Incredible Drinking Hulk, smashed the wagon to pieces then downed a water silo filled with Jack Daniels. And, judging by her activities last night, that’s probably the most accurate metaphor to ever be written since the invention of words. The Sun reports:
Onlookers told how the married singer also SNOGGED a mystery fella at a nightspot and shocked punters by overturning tables and drinks.
She was later seen smoking drugs in the street, walked into a lamppost, and riled a cabbie by paying only HALF her promised fare home.
She also headbutted a dude in the face for not letting her play pool before heading home. But once she got there, Amy realized, “Wait, this night needs more headbutting.” So, she sauntered off to a nearby pub to make sure more faces got butted. She’s a pro. Gotta give her that:
“She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables. Amy screamed, ‘I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs’.”
Another man tried to get her a cab, but she reportedly thought he was trying to molest her and allegedly butted him in the face.
Okay, somebody needs to fill Amy up with gin and dump her in Afghanistan. Bam! Terrorism solved by way of headbutting. I can hear their cries now: “Run! It is bride of Satan! Her breasts like that of dead camel. For real, my bro. Quickly, go find CIA. Electrocution to the testicles is walk in sand park compared to this. Oh, dear Allah, who would unleash such a beast?!” I really should work at the Pentagon. I’d get shit done.
She fell off the wagon just as it was pulling a wicked stunt jump over the ugly tree … and yes, every single branch.
that 4th picture may be the worst thing i’ve ever seen
Solomon Grundy. A ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Too awesome. I’d wondered what had become of him. Now he’s Wino’s escort — from the League of Doom to, er, I guess she’s the modern day League of Doom? I can buy that…
ROFLMAO
my god
brits are so ugly……ALL of them
#105 – becca
You cant be cerious! brit is not ugly or in anyy way deformded or anythying else in any way. she has nothings to do with this person who ever she si or sin’t. brit just drinks the starbucks and dnances and sings the pop for us to enjoy and if you thing k the gurl if you can call it that is brit then you are sourly mistunderstood and stuff.
get a clue you jerk. you like Kfed all dumb and stuff.
wake ups
jesus, she needs help, I’m sure the people snapping shots of her certainly care.
That is one of the sadness set of pictures I have ever seen …
#106- Anexio:
Get it right, man! Becca was talking about “brits”, british people, people from Great Britain, duh! Not FakeTitty Queers, who wishes she had half the talent that Amy has in her big toenail…
That being said, LESS SNORTY SNORTY PUFFY PUFFY MORE MUSIC, AMY!
Moo-chos grassy-ass
And you have school tomorrow, hopefully with a spelling test, so, like, get off the computer already, like, and stuff. Like. You, like, crackass……
I really hate the word “like”….
What in hell is wrong with those teeth? they look like they’re frigging melting.
And she needs to either OD or get better. A very few people (Keef!) can hold on as junkies for years, but she’s chosen the all-crazy-all-the-time approach. You either gotta die, or you have to make a temporary comeback, book tour, new album etc.
And sadly, despite her apparent belief that to be an enduring musician you have to be a screwed up drug addict, I don’t see anyone really remembering her once she’s gone. If she’d honed her talent and turned out some really brilliant material, (as per Nick Drake) then yeah. But she’s not good enough to eclipse all this.
You know, the best talent is often the most haunted. Dogging Amy isn’t doing her any good. She’s got massive issues, yes, but when you see her in interviews where she is lucid, she comes off as witty, funny and more than a bit self effacing. Stop kicking the girl while she’s down. Why would you be so mean? She isn’t doing it to you…she’s the victim of her own self.
Obviously, she is smart and talented…but can’t deal with her own view of herself inside. Shame, really.
I hope that she gets the help she needs before she kills herself. It would be less of a world without her talent.
Here’s a yank who loves you, Amy.
# 30 I agree she looks like a collie in pic three for sure. Overall she is a wasted ugly mess and good lord her teeth, they look like eroded rotting chicklets. She would look better with dentures. ew shes just nasty she looks way older than she is.
she is so pretty. I saw her on celebretards squanderingtalent4rocks.com- a high buck celebrity dating site. Get em’ while they’re still alive! Love, Courtney
she’s so fucking beastiful …
I really like her music, shame she has going further down the drain each day. The inevitable spiral of drugs. Drugs are bad mmmkay. Jesus, she looks like shit.
Is that really her? .. I thought it was some weird parody or something. Just think ladies she has paid good money to look that fucking awful, there is hope for the rest of us after all.
Rehab … yes yes yes
Fugly just does not fully describe that picture.
Winehouse make The Lindsay Lohan look like a the picture of sobriety.
OMG, she is os awesome. I am sorry for her. She will die soon if she didn’t get help. Many friends I met on a dating community called M e e t i n g W e a l t h y dot com think so too. They are successful men and women. We usually talk together.
headbutt? how small where this dudes? she is so tiny, look at the guy on her side
‘BRAAAAIIIIIINS!!! BRAAAAIIIIIIINS!!!!’
Holy fucking shit…
I love Amy Winehouse! I wanna party with her…and by party I mean do lots of coke and run the streets looking like a crack whore! Put my shoes down! Put my shoes down! I need to fill them with GIN!!
She’s going to die…
#30, #113 – quit talking trash about Collies! Collies are beautiful. I used to feel bad for Amy Winehouse seeing her younger, healthier and pretty photos and seeing the Gremlin/Grendal she is now but no way will I do her the honor of comparing her to a Collie. She looks like Grendal from Beowulf.
wow my son just asked if that picture was a man HAHAHA! He is 3, man even he knows something is wrong lol
I bet when you pick the scabs off her cooch, she is “nice and smooth”
Are you kidding guys shes not hot shes a fat drunk pig. I like her music and all but when it comes to be an aceptable human being i think we can all agree that no one would want to be he friend. SHE MIGHT HEADBUTT YOU IN A DRUNKIN’ RAGE!
Are you kidding guys shes not hot shes a fat drunk pig. I like her music and all but when it comes to be an aceptable human being i think we can all agree that no one would want to be he friend. SHE MIGHT HEADBUTT YOU IN A DRUNKIN’ RAGE!
True, Winehouse in a lot of pain; albeit self-inflicted. Let’s see how tough she is when she goes to the pokey for assaulting those poor bastards……….
Whaddup, woodhorse!
good lord get this girl to a dentist!
Paul Stanley should always put his KISS make-up on when out in public.