Amy Winehouse arrested for ‘perverting’ justice

December 18th, 2007 // 90 Comments

Amy Winehouse was arrested this afternoon in London for perverting the course of justice, according to TMZ. She was scheduled to be questioned by police today about her husband’s trial-rigging scheme that has him currently locked in prison. Apparently things didn’t go well.

Granted, it’s common procedure to question the wife when her husband’s been arrested. But, honestly, what kind of information did police hope to garner from Amy Winehouse? She can’t even remember the words to her own music. It’d be like questioning a six-year-old but without the convenience of complete sentences.


  1. Splooge

    48 – if by talented, you mean totally non-talented, then I’d have to agree.

  2. Shallow Val

    50 – oh boy there goes a new kid with morals and values. You’re in the wrong place “baby!”

    48 – She’s interesting and her voice is (or was) interesting, gotta give you that. But, hey, there’s blow and dope to be did, and she’s certainling didding her share.

  3. kirsten

    @32

    I feel more that way about Britney. I actually like Amy as a singer and hope she gets help. Britney can just die though.

  4. Sapphire

    Why doesn’t she zip up her fly?

  5. Ript1&0

    The way I view drug problems is this:
    They are a PERSONAL problem. That is not mine. I’m concerned with the output of her work. Which is considerably good (in the studio). This is my opinion.

    No one should use me as their role model. ESPECIALLY not children. If you could see the things I do in here, you would understand why.

  6. Now I’m curious, Ript….internet porn?

  7. tommygun

    This would have been one of those situations where it would have been nice to listen to her music, not knowing how fucking nasy she looks. Ruined the whole music perspective for me. I see one more decent album, then she OD’s……..

  8. #40, I’m partying with you New Years..

  9. havoc

    If they do put her in a jail cell. Please, please let her keep her belt…….

    .

  10. Ript1&0

    Heeheheee FRIST. Internet porn!

    Nahhh.. You know, actually, I’m really sweet, sensitive, demure.

    Some would go so far as to call me austere.

  11. studsymcsex

    WTF. Can anorexics now metabolize drugs and alcohol into hair and shitty tattoos?

  12. Annabel

    #54: She doesn’t zip up her fly because it melted from the stuff that comes out of her vag. It rusted, first, actually; then it melted.

  13. WW2 Historian

    she’ll be, without a doubt, the last remaining holocaust survivor

  14. LannaBanana

    strung out celebrity wearing plastic rosary beads around the neck….classic.

  15. leeeroy jenkins

    She has to be one of the nastiest women I have ever seen – scares me to look at her – would scare me if it was pitch black and I couldn’t see her but know she was around…. Don’t get any infatuation with her….

  16. Charlie Choplin

    I’d hit it.
    With a hatchet.
    Again and again.
    Until it stopped moving.
    And Satan arose from the fiery depths to claim his hellish bride.

  17. great lock her up!

  18. Jeremy

    Is there anything she can’t pervert?

  19. Pilatunes

    My dick just fell off.

  20. Unklejoe

    Id lick Amys asshole.

  21. Addison

    can you PLEASE use some better comebacks…comparing Amy Winehouse to a six year old and talking about how she forgets her lyrics has already been overplayed with every article you write about Britney Spears. GET SOME NEW JOKES!!!

  22. It still is and is becoming a more serious shame to AMERICA that this person is still trying to entertain people!!

  23. Doc

    I think she has perverted my eyes… they are watering up right now just looking at her… i thought i told TS, no more AW stories?

  24. justtheobvious

    christ she is an ugly beast

  25. IWONKY

    Will somebody please pick up #69′s dick???

  26. pingpong

    Bitch looks like a TRANNY. find her dick…

  27. engel

    She is really terrible. No wonder so many men scold her at pubspa.com.

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  29. Eric

    Christ, she looks like the creature from that Goddess Bunny video.

  30. DDP

    Jeez, the fucking monster in the pyjamas behind her looks like a godess in comparison. I wouldn’t let her suck my nuts if it was Christmas Day 365 times a year. My monitor needs degaussing after having that turd infect it with it’s presence.

  31. flavio

    from the looks of things the phrase ‘organ failure’ is going to feature prominently in her near future.

    i think that eyeliner is tattooed on her face, so that explains why it never changes, wears off, or looks any different. she may have talent, but her sense of aesthetics and taste is nonexistent. i have no use for the sound she goes after – re-tread, pseudo-retro ‘soul/jazz/blues’ or whatever the hell it is…yyawwwwn. i will give her singing credit in that its made her neck strong enough to keep from snapping off under the weight of all that “hair”…

  32. redsonja1313

    she is scary skinny… like I just escaped from a POW camp skinny

  33. (I live inside Amy Winehouse's head)

    I’ve been living here since I saw the vacancy sign but really I gotta get me another place. The rent was only $2 bucks but this fucking bitch is fucking crazy, I tell you. The smell from that ball of hair up top of her gags me and it fused with her brain so now I can see and smell it right inside here. I can’t take it anymore so I’m writing this help me note that says,”Let me the fuck outta here! that I’m gonna push out of her nose when she finally falls asleep…hopefully someone will see it fall out and won’t be too scared to pick it up because they think its nose parts or crack… because I really am trapped in here…I could run out when she opens her mouth to snore but I’m scared to run across those sharp, jagged teeth…I could cut my feet and end up with gangrene from the unsanitary conditions and have to have my feet cut off or I could get stuck up against the putrid rubbery flesh of her lips for the rest of my life…(shiver)…There’s so much to consider…what if she starts chewing me like a piece of gum???? I suppose eventually she would spit me out….that may be my only hope…that or she could inhale and swallow me and I could come out the othe…ther…sigh…..moving here was such a bad, idea…,

  34. Billwill

    Why does she always have a hairy octopus on her head?

  35. courtney

    Her fly is down, did anyone else notice that?

  36. courtney

    Her fly is down, did anyone else notice that?

  37. courtney

    Her fly is down, did anyone else notice that?

  38. Josh

    Eww, She looks one hamburger away from an aushweitz oven

  39. n

    Her fly is open.

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