Amy Winehouse was arrested today for assaulting a 38-year-old man at a bar on Wednesday. For those of you who missed yesterday’s post, Amy went on a drunk-as-shit headbutting bonanza. Which, if Amy didn’t look like, well, Amy, would be the hottest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. The BBC reports:
“A 24-year-old woman has been arrested on suspicion of assault after attending a central London police station by appointment,” said a Scotland Yard spokesman.
“She is currently in custody.”
Winehouse arrived at 1710 BST, more than two hours after she had been expected to be at the police station, and did not speak as she entered the building.
What was Amy doing beforehand? Oh, I dunno, maybe visiting her goddaughter’s school. Yeah, that’s right, Amy Winehouse was near children! And, judging by these pics, those kids will sleep with a light on until they’re 30. Also- wait, it looks like Snipes and I are getting a new cellmate. Amy Winehouse? What the double fuck? Aw man, Snipes ain’t happy. He just looked her in the eye and said “I’m gonna punch yo’ beehive.” Help.