Amy Winehouse has been arrested again making it the 2,567th time this month. This time it’s for the video of Amy smoking crack and downing six Valium. Turns out that’s illegal. Who knew? BBC News reports:
A Metropolitan Police (Met) spokesman said the arrest was in connection with a video of the star passed to them in January this year.
It’s gotta be the easiest gig in town to work the drug beat for the Metropolitan Police. All you gotta do is show up for work, drive over to Amy Winehouse’s pad and BOOM! let’s call it a day. I bet you sometimes they just call her up and say “Hey, Amy, can you be a sport and save us a trip, love? There’s some McDonald’s in it for you.” She typically bursts through a window five minutes later. Except the one time she drove a scooter through the front door. Well, not so much drove as sat backwards while her cat steered.
NOTE: No need to thank me for the photos, precious readers. It’s my way of saying “You complete me.”
Ed | May 7, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Wow. I think I threw up in my mouth with that photo…
tight lipped smiler | May 7, 2008 at 2:43 pm
She looks like one of the Mynamar cyclone victims after floating back to shore. The difference is they had no control over their fate.
Slavorous | May 7, 2008 at 2:46 pm
She looks like she’s pregnant. Take another look, she seriously looks pregnant! Poor baby!!!!
FIST! | May 7, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Is she on this season’s Survivor? She should be…
hate you for no reason | May 7, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Now THAT is a great bikini shot!!!
Mo | May 7, 2008 at 2:49 pm
God, someone HELP her.
justifiable | May 7, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Odd to someone skip death and just go straight to decomposition.
justifiable | May 7, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Odd to see someone skip death and just go straight to decomposition.
Ted from LA | May 7, 2008 at 2:55 pm
#6,
I agree. Send cash to:
Ted from LA ‘sGet Rich Quick Scheme
P.O. Box 1459
Ocean City, NJ
49852
I’ll make sure all the money goes to Amy Whinohouse with the exception on my fee. I’ll for sure buy her a matching suimsuit and a one month memebership to the health club.
SystemsThinker | May 7, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Why don’t the newspapers just report when she isn’t arrested instead. Otherwise, we’ll assume she was.
Sara | May 7, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Gross. That’s the first and only word that came to my mind when I saw this. Gross.
sportsdvl | May 7, 2008 at 2:59 pm
How come every photo of this skank is her wearing very little. For the love of God – stop!
max | May 7, 2008 at 3:00 pm
is that diaper?
loui | May 7, 2008 at 3:06 pm
she looks filthy. Is that hellmans mayo shes carrying in the first pic?
Beav | May 7, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Is she pulling a jar of mayonnaise out of her beehive?
Leeks | May 7, 2008 at 3:06 pm
She has to have one of the oddest-shaped bodies I’ve seen. And I think she’s carrying a jar of mayonnaise in the first two pics.
anita | May 7, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I would hate to be that poor bikini bottom……
boredom | May 7, 2008 at 3:09 pm
ahh Ted let me know if you need help opening a Central/North Jersey branch.
And why should someone help her? She screwed up on her own let her help her damn self. No one help her tell her to do whatever she wants, she’s a big girl.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 7, 2008 at 3:09 pm
(vomits violently)
havoc | May 7, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Dude, stop showing these fucking photos….
Gah…..
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Taylor | May 7, 2008 at 3:16 pm
This poor child is just screaming out for help and it is as if those in her closest circle are purposely closing their ears. People do not let themselves “go” this badly or certainly do not allow themselves to be seen as she is in these horrible photos, unless that person has completely given in to their severe depression. The hard part is forcing someone of her age to get help. You have to want to be helped for help to work, and just as we have seen/see in Britney Spears, if an adult’s blood chemistries are too far out of whack, the person is simply incapable of saving themselves – of making the appropriate choice to get well, to ask for help. Sadly, I foresee a very short future for Ms. Winehouse. We should all pray for her, not gape at her.
Rock Hard Porno Wang | May 7, 2008 at 3:17 pm
These pictures are making it very difficult for me to maintain my image.
Davey Beerbarn | May 7, 2008 at 3:17 pm
GAH!! My peener just went into a fetal position.
woodhorse | May 7, 2008 at 3:18 pm
The real kick in the tits is that you could make that post and call us “precious” in the same breath. Amy, well I expect Amy to look like The Remake of Grease.
veggi | May 7, 2008 at 3:19 pm
wow Taylor. I knew there was a reason I didn’t go to church. Or rehab for that matter..
Boring!!
woodhorse | May 7, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Hi Veggi – check out #21 “blood chemistries are too far out of whack”. I hate it when that happens.
woodhorse | May 7, 2008 at 3:23 pm
@9 “me me”bership? Freudian slip much?
Deathwatcher | May 7, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I am so gonna laugh me ass off when this talentless hack croaks like a snake eatin’ a bullfrog. It’s too late for her. She has done too many drugs and her brain is fried.
Mike | May 7, 2008 at 3:30 pm
*smacking lips*
Mm, mm, mmm! Loving pic #4!
veggi | May 7, 2008 at 3:36 pm
You’re weird Mike…. but pic #4 does remind me of the part in Waiting for Guffman where Corky is in the hunters trailer and says “I didn’t know deer could do…. this”..
Champ | May 7, 2008 at 3:36 pm
wow – attractive. I think I saw her profile on ihavecrabsandvd.gov
Jimbo | May 7, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Amy whinewhore looks like the girl that was on the cover of Time Mag in the 70′s running down the dirt road naked after we napalmed her village. Now if we can only get Amy to stay in the village the next time we drop the napalm.
Vince Lombardi | May 7, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Clearly global warming is among us, as England now appears to have severe shortages of bathtubs, water, and soap. Or Handi-Wipes. Or just a freakin’ alcohol swab. Hell, sandpaper. Just roll around on the grass, for Jesus Christ’s sake!
nipolian | May 7, 2008 at 3:45 pm
#21 – Thanks for that Dr. Phil…….I now see the error of my ways…….I shouldn’t make fun of celebutards when they are down, I should show some compassion because they truly………………Awwww fuck that and fuck this nasty festering blister on the ass of today’s music industry. She’s a self absorbed piece of shit and gets what she deserves. I hope they have some sort of 3 strikes your out law in the UK and gas the bitch this time.
Randal | May 7, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Amy, thinking of you during this rough patch in your life. The public really needs to chill out when it comes to what you want to do with your life and if you want to puff something special, you should be able to.
Randal
Deva | May 7, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I can’t believe someone has sex with this fucking troll.
Tsch | May 7, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Look at the stupid swedish people then… http://www.quarnevalen.se/vagn/?nr=52
Mike | May 7, 2008 at 3:50 pm
@30 Veggi, I have the same little outfit for my goat. She look so cute when I get her all dressed up.
Dick Bush | May 7, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Fcuking FUBAR.
Pageseerer | May 7, 2008 at 3:53 pm
She is the epitome of gross.
FRIST!!! | May 7, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Why is that one guy CONSTANTLY TEXTING??
Auntie Kryst | May 7, 2008 at 3:56 pm
@21 Ah c’mon Taylor are you going to leave it just like that? If you’re going to troll, throw a little more chum in the water.. Bah, ok I’ll bite.
Taylor, just shut the fuck up! Bitches like Amy Winehouse don’t deserve any pity from anyone. Listen asshole, this stupid cunt brought it on herself. No one is to blame but her.
Want to pray douchebag? Pray this filthy jewess whore gets gets hit by one of those charming red double-decker buses those limeys drive.
tits come in all shapes | May 7, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Yowzers… it is already warm enough in the UK to be strolling around nude?
justifiable | May 7, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Too bad – she had a great voice and now was dropped from recording the latest James Bond soundtrack because there’s not a chance in hell she can complete it. Because she’s still got a lot of dough to blow before she hits rock bottom she’ll probably OD before she gets there. Jail time might be the only thing that can save her at this point. And it’s a great place to pick up a few more tats, too.
miggs | May 7, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Most celebs look photoshopped in their pictures, but Amy looks auschwitzed.
noneyabeezwax | May 7, 2008 at 4:13 pm
that bitch is smokin’ hot. i would eat the crack rocks outta her shit.
bosendorfer | May 7, 2008 at 4:14 pm
seriously, can’t she be institutionalized for a period of months by the government — enough time to at least give her a chance? as it is her youth is the only thing keeping her from having died again and again — and her youth is fleeting. good luck, amy jade. a “radiant abyss,” indeed.
Gia | May 7, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I hope the authorities put her on a mandatory drug program and regular drug testing before she kills herself.
pat | May 7, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I will pray for her.
Since the God of the Bible doesn’t really have a good recovery record (e.g. as compared to modern medicine), I’ll pray to Apollo to help her.
And if that don’t work, I’ll try Ishtar.
I draw the line at animal (or human) sacrifice though.
norton | May 7, 2008 at 4:26 pm
A class act from the top of her dirty beehive to the bottom of her filthy feet.