Amy Winehouse attended the Celebrity Soccer Six tournament yesterday and was greeted by a throng of young fans. Apparently, their parents didn’t care enough to let them play with matches instead. Anyway, Amy stopped to sign autographs even after a busy day completing the following tasks:
1. Walked around clutching a giant paper bag. Contents: Equal parts crack, dead kittens.
3. Scratched her boob which, against all odds, remained attached to her chests.
When asked about the tit-scratching, a lead medical researcher at Johns Hopkins offered her analysis, “Either super glue is involved, or my God, the entire field of medicine has virtually changed over night. Wait, is she near kids? Christ, weren’t there any handguns laying around for them to play with?”
you have no idea. don’t judge from pictures, Amy is the most fun person to hang around with these days!
#52
I’ll bet you don’t see the irony in what you wrote, do you?
CRACK IS WHACK!!!!
When I was 4 or 5 and heard the story of Hansel and Gretel, the witch that I pictured looked exactly like the photo above, sans the minivan.
Tell your children: don’t stand between Amy Winehouse and an oven.
Nose Cancer
I can’t wait until this inconsequential bimbo with the ugly face and phony voice passes away. She is meaningless and is nothing I mean nothing more than the daughter of sorts of the superior ones setting her rancid ass up for millions, at our expense. Die bitch.
Death to the minds of all her fans. Smoke rocks in her honor.
These pics have to be doctored, right?
#57 – Big thumbs up, but wanting her dead….. a weeee bit harsh.
I’m afraid of those pics showing her harking up whatever substance of the Ninth Circle of Hell, are coating her lungs.
Those shorts are almost as bad as Britney’s boots. Which smell worse?
When I contemplate the inequities of humanity – so fucking goddamn miserable much, too much for the very few. The coteries of thieves and the fools and slaves they betray. And I look at the rotting face of a nasty mindless cunt. For fucks sake she think’s it’s all too funny that she is a drug addict.
And
I am not going to come to this fuck hole at one of the rancid corners of the universe (there are zillions I estimate) and not post filth?
Ha I scoff (while draining the pus from my undescended testicle through a slit in my abdomen).
I am an ugly little person with nothing and she has everything for nothing.
I thusly scream into the night(bleeding and oozing)…WHY?
SO SOOOOO freakin nasty in and out and her face is FALLING apart!!!!!!! ick!
Do you think she ever takes those shorts off long enough to wash them? Not countin’ on it…can you imagine the smell wafting off those things??
I’m genuinely looking forward to the day she overdoses… Then the pictures of her might possible stop.. Someone please sell her bad crack
omg, please tell me the last picture is photoshopped. i’m so scared:`(
you kno if she was runnin outta tobacco she wud happily smoke one of de kids in her fuckin crack pipe…skanky bitch
I never made it passed the admissions phase for Navy Seals training. I feel guilty. Like a coward. To show my bravery I am willing to go down on this monster.
I’m totally astonnished…..
There are really people in this country that like ………………HER?
THIS AGAIN IS AMERICA?
There are those shorts again. She can’t wash them ever. They are always on her body. Looks like Meth sores on her face again. Sad really sad.
Uh, no – England. America cannot be responsible for one so ugly. Our celebrities get surgery to fix that.
haha fuck shes ugly
For the love of all things holy, you’ve GOT to start posting Winehouse warnings before these stories. Not warning your readers to avert their eyes is unsafe journalism, pure and simple. If I happen upon another picture of this… this… what do you call it? Anyway, I may have to pluck my eyes out. Or at least rinse them in disinfectant. I need a shower.
Damn that is the same fucking beehive since she got signed to her label! You would think the bitch could buy a new one. Maybe she wont until she smokes that one!
And could somebody please hold her down and brush her yellow, grimy ass teeth!!!!!!!
Last pic of her is so beautiful; I used it for my wallpaper. Then my monitor starting smoking and blew up. Now I have to use a friend’s computer.
She looks awful but she seems to light up like a Christmas tree when she’s with very young fans – one of the few times she seems to look happy.
damn.. i thought barbara streisand was ugly, nope.. hold it, I thought sarah jessica parker was ugly.. but this girl.. she has given the word ugly a whole new meaning.. she looks like a 67 year old witch.. damn.. that’s nasty!
i still love her
What the hell is wrong with her face? There’s sores all over it. She has so much damn money, she could afford the best skin care. Oh yeah, wait, she’s a junkie and they don’t really care what they look like.
sHiet man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, i think that woman (im not even sure if she is a woman indeed) haven’t even heard of the word bathe and comb… she/he is SUPERr disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! poor kids…….