Amy Winehouse attended the Celebrity Soccer Six tournament yesterday and was greeted by a throng of young fans. Apparently, their parents didn’t care enough to let them play with matches instead. Anyway, Amy stopped to sign autographs even after a busy day completing the following tasks:
1. Walked around clutching a giant paper bag. Contents: Equal parts crack, dead kittens.
3. Scratched her boob which, against all odds, remained attached to her chests.
When asked about the tit-scratching, a lead medical researcher at Johns Hopkins offered her analysis, “Either super glue is involved, or my God, the entire field of medicine has virtually changed over night. Wait, is she near kids? Christ, weren’t there any handguns laying around for them to play with?”
shes soooo nasty! 1st? lol jk i dont give a fuck
She is sooooo scarry. She is a celebrity? The end times are definitely coming.
WTF is wrong with that thing?
First to troll J/V/F with an ackward sexual commint that a 13 year old laffs at. Hey, I also got a new bike today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think i just puked in my mouth…what the FUCK is that on her nose??
Judas priest! Is it Halloween already?
I’m so humiliated, I’ll leave forever.
Nah. But nice try #4. And I’m glad to see you’re taking a break from those Engrish lessons.
Dude, her fucking skin is rotting
I wonder if she could babysit my nephews. I hate my sister, and turning those two little useless fuckers into scab scratching crackheads would be just the revenge I require.
like my penis
I hold it deacon
That poor girl in the front in pic 3.. Looks like Amy wants to take a bit out of her skull. Amy want brains!
How long do you reckon it’s been since soap was anywhere near her body?
bit = bite, fucking typos.
Yikes! Her teeth are so gross…not to mention that huge scab on her nose! HORF!
wowow i don’t understand. is that a human being?
Minus the rat hair, retarded tattoos, and over-worn clothing, she looks like she belongs in Auschwitz during WWII…
She reminds me of an anteater. A dead one. Half dissolved by sea salt.
&21,
I know its scary, a celebrity with actual talent. Indeed, what is the world coming to?
Take a look at the closeup of the last picture. MmmMmm… that there is one sweet looking gal. I can’t wait to see her on the cover of Maxim’s Top 100 Most Beautiful Women!
Looks like something out of Der Ewige Jude.
Please, in the name of everything good, holy and decent, STOP POSTING ARTICLES ABOUT THIS SCUZZY BITCH!!!!
I’d rather gouge my eyes out with raw carrots than to see the walking nightmare Winehouse.
PLEASE. STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!
Just say NO! to Amy Winehouse articles!
Hey kiddies.. lookie what auntie Wino has for you.. hehehehe. Yeah. Peak your head in..hehehe… lean in more…hehehehe.. candy in there.. if you dig deep… hehehehe…
*Vortex of doom sucks children in and steals their souls forever. You KNOW that’s the deal. Damn you paper sack! You fooled us again Amy!!*
You’re a sly one, Ms. Wino!
Honestly, Fish, any more Winehouse photos like this and I wind up vomitting a major internal organ, my lawyers are gonna bitch-slap you into the poor house.
mmmm….I’m licking all over her face, especially her nose…mmmmm…delicious….
As if the moon godess herself clothed herself in human flesh – moonbeams at noon and fireflies all over! This woman was sent here for divine reasons. Listen to the voice – like heaven singing! Her voice is God sent. And all you rotten deaf fools cannot hear her love for your own foul thoughts.
I pray that she is immortal. I love her music. It is important and as the Talmud sayeth – she is a Sage. God speaks to the chosen. The few.
i just watched a video of her smoking crack. i wish a mini-black hole would open up beneath her little feet.
I have been away too long/not long enough….what’s this about tuberculosis?? Was that a Friday post or something?
Why do my bosses keep making me work? Why can’t they just be happy I showed up??
If she stuck a finger deeeeeep up her ass, I’m not sure if I’d lick it, but I’d definitely want to smell it. And then I’d probably lick it.
That’s why she sings like an Angel!!!! :)
Prettiest voice ever!
Song topic very deep and moving!
Lovely face and slim figure!
She loves children! :)
She makes me happy!
jesus, british kids apparently fear nothing….
:’(
… but impetigo is highly contagious….
It would be better if she put that bag over her head..So we wouldn’t have to see her HORRIBLE teeth and monkey face.
@26-kill yourself.
there is definitely the edge of a decaying nipple there in the boob-scratching pic.
i want to make fun of her, but i just can’t. she looks like she is trying so hard, but she’s just stuck in her addiction. she doesn’t have a chance, and she has (had?) such a great voice.
I’d hit it… with a steel baseball bat.
She should find that broom she flew in on and fly back over the rainbow to Neverland. I’m sure the flying monkeys and her sister, the wicked witch of the east, miss her immensely. AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!!
She’s a magnificent train-wreck and I like her for at least being honest about it. She’s so freaking ugly in so many ways – yet so freaking talented – now I know how Gomez must feel when he blows up his trains.
Is that her nip showing or is her boob scabby too?
I always tried to ask all things about about this person.
People say it is a member of a celeb club
*** c e l e b m i n g l e . c o m ***
I came there and met my rich bf.
It’s a place to meet the rich/celebrity.
I’m Amy Winehouse and I’m a rabbit with a bag of babyheads!
#42:
Go fuck yourself with a dildo made of broken glass.
Being in the middle of a drug bender myself, I know for a fact that the nose scabs and the teeth and finger nails are most likely from cocaine and meth/crack usage. I hope she starts taking better care of herself and slows down and hopefully comes full stop. You can’t live like that forever, not even into your thirties.
She looks like she’s actually enjoying herself and that’s good….leave her alone….why do all you blogturds want to criticize her? Take a look at yourselves and see what you have to be proud about or what you have accomplished. At least, she’s a talented musician and what are you?
She looks like she’s actually enjoying herself and that’s good….leave her alone….why do all you blogturds want to criticize her? Take a look at yourselves and see what you have to be proud about or what you have accomplished. At least, she’s a talented musician and what are you?
She’s incredibly hot, but a little chubby for my tastes.
@45-please get off the computer and OD. Nobody cares.
ROTFL @ #49