Amy Winehouse and Kelly Osbourne have brunch

January 14th, 2008 // 97 Comments

Amy Winehouse had Sunday brunch with Kelly Osbourne yesterday. I love how Kelly, whose father is Ozzy Osbourne of all people, still manages to register shock at the sight of Amy. I bet Ozzy will catch a glimpse of Amy Winehouse and, after pissing himself, try to stab her with a wooden stake. “Bloody hell. Sharon! One of them fucking vampires are in the house again! It smells like bloody shit and chips. Aw, hell, it’s eating my popsicles. Not the blue ones – Sharon!”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

  1. mrs.t

    #39…..krazikuntkelli, is that you? Know what? Don’t worry about answering-all the sad, dimwitted little gurrlz are interchangeable.

  2. The Beer Baron

    WIth her blond hair, Amy now looks like a man version of Alexis Arquette.

  3. woodhorse

    Usually one has to ride along on an ambulance to pick up a corpse at a crack house to find a female (?) with that level of attractiveness. Notice I didn’t say “fucking ugly dog-meat horse” – I didn’t want to insult the fucking ugly dog-meat horses.

  4. woodhorse

    @52 I was thinking she looked like Tom Waits in “Domino” only less feminine.

  5. The Beer Baron


    Dennis Rodman was a prettier woman than her.

  6. Sunny

    WHY did she have to cut her gorgeous long black hair?

    she looks hideous.
    she used to look pretty with the black bee nest.

    now I can REALLY see what all the drugs have done to her.
    poor thing.

  7. p0nk

    51 mrs. t. first thing i thought when i read 39, “oh wonderful, krazikelli iz back”.

  8. sameshitdifferentyear


    I believe the heading for this entry requires modifying

    It should read:

    “Amy Winehouse and Kelly Osbourne have One Butt-Ugly Brunch”

  9. mrs.t

    p0nk-thanks for the validation. But, when you think about it, it could be any 12-19 yr. old female.

  10. sameshitdifferenyear

    #58 addendum

    More for the one than for the other
    K has a nice face the two should avg out their weights
    They’d probably each end up just about right and look less like Lauren and Hardina

    And A could stand to surgically switch her rear end and head
    You know, for cosmetic enhancement purposes…

  11. p0nk

    besides her atrocious spelling, this was simply classic…

    “ppl gey a life seriously
    at least they have one iinstend of being on myspace”

    and she posts the url to her myspace page.

  12. Amy and KraziKelli are Twins

    I can’t wait for the day when either of these talent-free worthless whores dies. Yeah you KraziHotKelliWiddaBigHole.
    Last week I really made myself listen to Swinehaus. Yeah she writes her own lyrics, I mean with drivel like that I could write an album a night. I just can’t believe all the pathetic whores that support that cunt. The videos are all dirty an the songs are about nothing. But she wrote them. Wow.

  13. Ugly and uglier.

  14. Those Hoes are deeesgusting!!!

    funny tshirts.

  15. Gerald_Tarrant

    Kelli ztill poztz on Perez Hiltonz webzite. Ztill az annoying az ever.

  16. Sauron

    Why has Kelly Osbourne arrested her?

  17. Sauron

    I’m very touched,i’ve always known that the solution for the hunger in the world is cannibalism.If you’re turned off by the idea,we could start to eat our pets.

  18. yawn

    Most boring day on the superficial, EVER.

  19. jennifer

    Do you notice the look of fear on the dog’s face???

  20. sarah

    that dog looks hungry.
    whinehouse for lunch?

  21. Caitlin

    Uh, looking good, Amy … BTW, kids, stay away from drugs.

  22. Lilaaa

    Loving Kelly’s hair. Amy’s on the other hand… *shudder*

  23. For the last straight year she’s managed to look like a homeless person who stole some clothes out of a random laundromat dryer but failed to give herself a whores bath in the bathroom.

  24. Ript1&0

    Holy fucking christ Amy. I was with you up until now. The albums were glorius, the retro mod shit. Ok.

    I can’t get on board with this. The fried hair, the (what in the fuck IS that??) sweatpants with plaid sewn in. I mean, I get it. English people want to be hip hop too. So, ok. You’re street. You’re gangsta.

    Now get in the fucking shower. If you want to keep it real, you gotta keep it fresh girl. Word.

  25. mercedes

    Any one from Chicago can tell that she looks like she comes straight from Humboldt Park. If you’re not from Chicago it just means she looks like a ghetto fab hoe.


    now that is one darling looking pug. the only worthwhile thing in this whole scenario, While I really could give a crap less about Amy Winehouse, she is some kind of fugly. I mean knee slapping, toe curling, and eye sight sqishing FUGLY. Girlie needs to see the plastic surgeon, and the denist stat!

  27. m3h

    who the fuck is Amy Winehouse anyway?

  28. amy fan

    is it just me or does amy winehouse look like the latest sasha baron cohen character?

    kind of like if you mixed the cousin of borat with ali g’s sister.

  29. christine

    Oh man.. this commentary made me lol. Thanks :)

    bloody hell!

  30. Good Lord… Can Amy Winehouse brush her freakin’ hair??? EVER? Sorry… that was bothering me.

  31. YIKES! Not sure I’m feelin’ the blonde hair on Amy..
    At least it looked brushed before!!


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  32. Victoria

    first! ;)

    I’m not sure what’s worse – seeing her from the front or watching her walk away… :( My eyes feel hurty.

  33. Violet

    At first I didn’t believe it, but by jove, she DID cut off that horrible rat’s nest from her head. The blonde hair doesn’t do much for her, but I’ll be damned if it’s not better than what she had before by miles.

  34. Dirty Sanchez

    The look on the dog’s face is priceless.

  35. Archon

    I cracked up at the dogs expression in the main pic

  36. Uglyvile have lunch together. Nice pants …. NOT.

  37. chrysalis


    *may not actually be last

  38. one

    Amy is a talented girl. She has a great voice. Hope she can give upusing drugs. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site called last week. It seems the rumor is true that she is on divorce.

  39. Val

    I am not the only one who thinks the pug is in awe too LOL

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  41. Danimal

    I have a question, what’s more awful looking, the Pug or the creature holding it?

    One more question, why do people even know what Ozzy’s daughters name is? She is useless, worthless and looks like an eggplant. Is this how “hollywood” works now? I’m so repulsed I may never read celebrity crap again because this is getting BORING!

  42. Me

    that’s the biggest praying mantis I ever did see!

  43. Joelle

    Kelly is Clearly shocked at the site of Amy’s Hair. Clearly.

  44. chrysalis

    SEE! I told you I probably wasn’t last! haha! you can’t catch me, I’m the gingerbread man!

  45. anastacia

    The very 1st pic looks like Kelly Osbourne saw Amy Winehouse and freaked out! She must of thought o my god what happend to your hair?

  46. Lindsay

    wtf happened to her :(
    during the time rehab – you know im no good came out, she was fine. she was gorgeous. somebody seriously needs to help her.. and for all of you saying how she looks like a man? and she’s disgusting looking?
    why? because she has BLONDE hair but doesnt have an orange tan unlike like 80% of the fake fucks out there who cant keep their legs close
    amy is in need of help, but saying shit like that, won’t do anything but make you look pathetic? its HER hair. chill.

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