Amy Winehouse and Kelly Osbourne have brunch

January 14th, 2008 // 97 Comments

Amy Winehouse had Sunday brunch with Kelly Osbourne yesterday. I love how Kelly, whose father is Ozzy Osbourne of all people, still manages to register shock at the sight of Amy. I bet Ozzy will catch a glimpse of Amy Winehouse and, after pissing himself, try to stab her with a wooden stake. “Bloody hell. Sharon! One of them fucking vampires are in the house again! It smells like bloody shit and chips. Aw, hell, it’s eating my popsicles. Not the blue ones – Sharon!”

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Comments (97)

  1. Sicilian | January 14, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    Kelly’s cute.

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  2. havoc | January 14, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    Two of the ugliest motherfucking people on the planet……

    Thanks.

    .

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  3. catska | January 14, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    first!

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  4. D. Richards (Scumbag.) | January 14, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Somebody fucks Amy Winehouse. Alarming.

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  5. Sicilian | January 14, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    I was first, dumbass.

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  6. bot venom | January 14, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    First

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  7. ESQ | January 14, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    6th, ha, ha..and Amy is fugly..Kelly looks good and who cares if they went to lunch.

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  8. catska | January 14, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    first!

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  9. Racer X | January 14, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    The goggles, they do NOTHING!

    /Kelly has a nice butt

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  10. WannaSmile | January 14, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    I did not know that the two of them were friends. I love Amy’s music, but she needs to pull herself together. http://www.wannasmile.com

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  11. Jade | January 14, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    Is that crap on Amy’s eyes tattoo’d on? Or does she go through tons of makeup each day to apply that hideous stuff?

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  12. miggs | January 14, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    For a second I thought that was Hillary Clinton confronting Monica Lewinsky.

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  13. Binky | January 14, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    # 11 – that’s what I was wondering.
    And all this ‘goth’ look around – I never thought Eddie Munster was THAT cool… etc..

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  14. Sicilian | January 14, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    Nice jizz rag(s), Amy.

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  15. The Office Whore | January 14, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    Thank gawd I brought liquor for lunch.. Oh, I mean, I’m going to lunch. I wouldn’t THINK of drinking yet! It’s only 2:30. Sheesh, whoodoya think I am?? FRIST!! ha!
    cheers..

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  16. TS | January 14, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Easily the ugliest human being on the planet.

    #’s 3 and 6, how is it possible that you don’t get it? Retards.

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  17. I know stuff | January 14, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    TS- don’t forget number 8!!!!

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  18. Jimbo | January 14, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    I bet that was a pig fest. Did they go to the all you can eat buffet??

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  19. granada | January 14, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    The only cute thing I see in these pictures is the dog.

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  20. FACE | January 14, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    Can you imagine the funk if they both took their pants off?

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  21. mrs.t | January 14, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    @ #9: Stop fucking around, Kelly.

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  22. aja | January 14, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    Amy looks so bad. Sick, old, drugged out, unkempt…she is looking worse and worse each time I see her pictures, it’s scary. What a shame.

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  23. Bigheadmike | January 14, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Loser and loser……

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  24. p0nk | January 14, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    xrist, even the dog looks frightened.

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  25. overheard | January 14, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    “Say, Amy, what’s in the box?”

    ‘Hair and stench!”

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  26. Italian Stallion | January 14, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Halloween came early this year………….

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  27. well | January 14, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    kelly has a pretty face.
    it is a shame she couldn’t be thinner.

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  28. Oprah | January 14, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    That’s what I love about people with Down Syndrome. They always look so surprised and happy.

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  29. Erica | January 14, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    I think Kelly is really pretty. Though she sorta does look like her dog.
    Amy is just a cracked out ugly whack job with teeth the size of Guam.

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  30. Jimbo | January 14, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    Kelly looks like one of the little people on “It’s A Small World” at Disneyland

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  31. FRIST!!! | January 14, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    #15 What are you implying????

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  32. amy3000 | January 14, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    You know, I used to think that there was at least a miniscule chance of Amy Winehouse being *slightly* less repulsive without that ratty beehive… but here we are o.O When you put those two side by side she manages to make Kelly Osbourne look like freaking Jessica Alba, so at least she’s good for something.

    side note: Do I hate the fact that I share a name with this horrific case of walking VD? Yes, Yes I do.

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  33. Chef | January 14, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    What and where do such uglies eat lunch? I have to know, so I don’t ever go there.

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  34. cap'n pickles | January 14, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    Bet Kelly has sticky lips and fingers by the time THAT lunch is over. Hope she has the good sense to tie a rope to her ankle before diving in to Amy’s tar pit.

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  35. Jimbo | January 14, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    @31 The Office Whore is paying you a complement..

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  36. Jimbo | January 14, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    @31 The Office Whore is paying you a complement..

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  37. Shallow Val | January 14, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    Wow, Amy Winehosue managed to get even uglier. I mean she looks like utter and complete shite. Holy god in himmel. BUT, at least she has a friend. That’s probably what she needs….a healthy friend. Yeah, Yeah, I’m feeling a little gentle today.

    Kelly does look cute. Poor assless Amy.

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  38. Sophie | January 14, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    That first pic reminds me of Beetlejuice……Amy just scared the shit outta Kelly and her dog!

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  39. rainbow skittelz | January 14, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    omggg
    r u seriouss
    ppl gey a life seriously
    at least they have one iinstend of being on myspace
    and doing something thet wont even
    count in the future
    cuz they will most not care if u think there ugly
    cuz they make waaay more money then you ever will
    so ye

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  40. sportsdvl | January 14, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    How can anyone eat sitting across the table from Amy Crackhouse?

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  41. Gerald_Tarrant | January 14, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    #24 – That pug does look really frightened. I’ve seen the look of fear on dogs faces before and that is it.

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  42. @28 | January 14, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    They are always up for anal as well.

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  43. FRIST!!! | January 14, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    Hey Skittles, you need to get back on the short bus..

    And…………………………..guess who didn’t show up for court today? Our favorite ex bald ex hot ex popstar!!!!! At least thats what my homepage tells me..

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  44. @39 | January 14, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    Rainbow Skittelz give me the shittelz. Seriously. Learn how to spell. It doesn’t make you look cute. You write like all the other American children. More interested in the latest ipod than English class. Retard.

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  45. MoonChild | January 14, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    Who’s the brunette holding Kelly?

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  46. taco bell for breakfast | January 14, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    Is she shaped like a freaking tree, bitch has no waistline. Gangly arms covered in black hair, Amy you’re fabulous.

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  47. Jason Morris | January 14, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    Even the dog is shocked! “Ahhhrrrggg! Get the fuck away from me!”, says the pug.
    God, what a fugly bitch! Eeeeew.

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  48. jrz | January 14, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    the dog’s face is fucking classic.
    What on earth could these two have talked about?
    K: So, how do you get so ugly?
    A: Oh, I never bathe.
    K: Oh, lovely, right, right…I should stop bathing. Right.
    A: Gee you’re fat.

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  49. soemguy | January 14, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    Wow, dogs really look like their owners…

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  50. Chauncey Gardner | January 14, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Why doesn’t Amy’s husband or boyfriend or whatever like having sex with females?

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